Dazza, Einstein and the Spice Girls

[midden]

I was round Dazza's house today. As I was leaving I scrumpied a pear. Well a pair of pears to be honest. Was meant to be one pear but then one fell off the tree and so 2 pears became 1 pair.
Bet that's how the Spice Girls song came to pass 

[mickvp]

Whisky, or vodka?

[dazza]

Glad this makes sense to someone Mick. Totally gone over my head with the cryptic headline. All I know is .....You owe me two pears Midden. 

[mickvp]

Aye I understand perfectly :/

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck a quarter of a conifer if you gave him a quarter for every conifer he cut. Something like this.... I think this is the answer to two pairs of pears

[midden]

Aye I understand perfectly :/

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck a quarter of a conifer if you gave him a quarter for every conifer he cut. Something like this.... I think this is the answer to two pairs of pears

and you question me about vodka or whisky 

[darrsi]

 

[noggythenog]

What would you rather be or a wasp