Author Topic: Three word story (Read 835115 times)

acid drop · « **Reply #7025 on:** 22 June 2020, 04:33:52 pm »

local shaggers party

Oldgit · « **Reply #7026 on:** 23 June 2020, 03:59:09 pm »

in Corbyns back

acid drop · « **Reply #7027 on:** 23 June 2020, 09:25:44 pm »

back garden gazebo

coffee · « **Reply #7028 on:** 24 June 2020, 12:10:03 am »

that home of

acid drop · « **Reply #7029 on:** 24 June 2020, 02:33:00 pm »

the semetic labourites

Oldgit · « **Reply #7030 on:** 24 June 2020, 05:31:39 pm »

all circumcised just

acid drop · « **Reply #7031 on:** 25 June 2020, 08:50:46 pm »

in time for........

Oldgit · « **Reply #7032 on:** 26 June 2020, 09:49:23 am »

their annual take

coffee · « **Reply #7033 on:** 27 June 2020, 12:11:29 am »

on unneeded flesh

Oldgit · « **Reply #7034 on:** 27 June 2020, 01:04:32 pm »

from young boys

coffee · « **Reply #7035 on:** 27 June 2020, 01:22:32 pm »

with tight rings

acid drop · « **Reply #7036 on:** 27 June 2020, 02:29:46 pm »

And little things

Oldgit · « **Reply #7037 on:** 28 June 2020, 11:10:20 am »

to big boys

acid drop · « **Reply #7038 on:** 28 June 2020, 11:15:00 am »

with big things

coffee · « **Reply #7039 on:** 28 June 2020, 05:36:23 pm »

to slide inside

Oldgit · « **Reply #7040 on:** 29 June 2020, 10:22:17 am »

the tight ring

b1k3rdude · « **Reply #7041 on:** 29 June 2020, 12:21:59 pm »

stay a lert...

Ive always been a bit of a lert so whats new..

acid drop · « **Reply #7042 on:** 29 June 2020, 07:39:45 pm »

Whats a 'Lert' ?

b1k3rdude · « **Reply #7043 on:** 29 June 2020, 07:52:43 pm »

Its a piss take on the asinine advice from the government we got a while while back "stay alert, control the virus, save lives". Basically how the actual fuck will staying alert stop you from contracting a virus that can live on multiple surfaces for long periods of time.

"Whoah, I see you there covid-19, Im a-lert, so don't come near me suka"

Oldgit · « **Reply #7044 on:** 30 June 2020, 12:34:48 pm »

for buzzing things

coffee · « **Reply #7045 on:** 03 July 2020, 12:07:15 am »

and massive dildos'

Oldgit · « **Reply #7046 on:** 03 July 2020, 01:03:56 pm »

being poffered to

acid drop · « **Reply #7047 on:** 03 July 2020, 03:11:39 pm »

All and sundry

coffee · « **Reply #7048 on:** 03 July 2020, 04:08:37 pm »

ending up with

Oldgit · « **Reply #7049 on:** 04 July 2020, 10:38:11 am »

one great big