Three word story

[Oldgit]

using his small

[acid drop]

 torch to find.........................

[coffee]

any dangleberries or

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 Some such delicacies       

[Oldgit]

for nibbling just

[coffee]

to take the

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edge off his.....................

[Oldgit]

complete lack of

[coffee]

interest in shit

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and sweaty bollocks

[Oldgit]

until the next

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orgy is arranged

[coffee]

at May's boudoir

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with corbyn attending

[coffee]

just for appearances

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And Bercow fucking..........................

[Oldgit]

a donkey with

[coffee]

May's old dildo.

[acid drop]

with dead batteries

[coffee]

as fucking usual 

[Oldgit]

but help is

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  At hand, Camoron.............................

[coffee]

sneaks in with

[Oldgit]

a steam powered

[coffee]

vibrator,hot and