LAYDEEEEEZ...............

[DILLIGAFF]

Got a 60th. birthday surprise party coming up for a single lady.
Need some inspiration for a gift?????????????


Only thought I had, after much deliberating, was a nice Bus Pass holder??


She does like gardening but the last plant I bought her, a grape vine for her trellis, obviously did not meet her high quality control as she left it in the corner till it died!!


Any ideas???????????????????????

[ghostbiker]

Ann Summers gift voucher?

[Phil TK]

 Get her one of those DS things, my old mum's got one and she plays the Professor Leyton puzzle games on it and loves it. Come xmas time, buying her a gift is easy -ie the latest Professor Leyton (which always comes out in November) or any other of the myriad of puzzle games you can get.

[BBROWN1664]

One of the phones advertised in the Sunday papers with huge buttons?

One of the slipper things that both feet go in one slipper?

Zimmer frame?

[Chillum]

Ron Haslam race school day - there's life in the old girl yet

[Tori]

Vouchers for Jimmy Choo. 60 is not 90! Slippers!! Typical bloke!!

[chris.biker]

My wife suggests a Cat or three. But then my wife does not like gardening.

[goldfazer]

Blue pills?

[Chillum]

Blue pills?

As in 'why oh why didn't I take the BLUE pill?' 

[Robbie8666]

how about voucher for cinema? or take her out for a nice meal..
 
depends on how much you want to spend or how good a mate she is!
 
would she appreicate the joke side of becoming 60 or offended?

[oldmotherfoccer]

if she loves gardening why not get tickets for a recording of GQT personally i would hire her a topless butler for the day, http://www.cheekybutlers.com/about-cheeky-butlers.html or similar - yum yum