Bollocks about the dogs,,,what about my friggin BEES

[slimwilly]

Do you think Richfzs could be a Queen


some of his posts do seem on another level

[Exupnut]

How very very dare u slimpenis.... Beefore u acuse him of beein a queen bee i would bee very careful beefore u beemoan him... Beelieve me when I say beehave urself .. I beelieve he had a bee-er or maybee a few beevies...

[slimwilly]

HaHa 




Them there Bees are still a buzzing,,,,not flying in and out,,so they are very very unwell,,,maybe dying a slow death, i got a new bottle of powder to give um some more...


A mate last night tells me he has some hush hush stuff off a pest controller,,,,umm wonder if i can smoke it?

[richfzs]

Well, I surely wish my wings had worked last night

[stevierst]

Spooky, just had a swarm removed from my garden this morning, my neighbour has a couple of hives, and one of them decided my pear tree was better! Cheeky little critters.

Still, it was funny watching the spaceman in my garden elbow deep in the swarm trying to find the queen!

[bigralphie]

Still, it was funny watching the spaceman in my garden elbow deep in the swarm trying to find the queen

Yea I,ve seen that on redtube

[slimwilly]

They are STILL ALIVE     buzzing in the ceiling,,,none, no none have been out today or yesterday,,,they are sat in the nest buzzing their wings on the eggs and grubs giving them fresh air,,,they buzz and buzz and buzz and buzz all the time,,,yes all the time,,


Right ,,last chance ,tomorrow evening i got a whole bottle of powder,,they are having the lot in one go

[bri h]

There was a hive in my front garden when we moved into our house so I called the council.  They told me to leave them alone and they would die in the autumn. They did as they were told but there's a big difference between the garden and the loft.i never have to mow the loft.

[Dead Eye]

True, but you also don't have to live in your garden

[slimwilly]

I am going back up the loft now,,they were keeping me and my Maud awake last night,,


the biggest problem is the queen bee,,they make a kind of QUACKING NOISE, all done i think with their wings,,by fack ,its annoying,


how the hell a dying bee can make that much noise beats me,,i must try to record it.


No bees have been out through the hole now for a week,,,how come they are still alive,,


any way,,i now go to risk my life again,,i will listen against the ceiling first to try tolocate the queen   BITCH

[slimwilly]

vehad some more powder in the nest diect,,,buuutttttt, they are very much still alive,,,tonight i will source some nasty stuff,,that will sort them

[unfazed]

Spray them with lacquer that will stop them beating their wings 

[slimwilly]

here is a rcording of the queen Quacking,,quite quiet tonight



And here is a recording from my bedroom of the bees after i have squeezed powder into their nest,,then i tap the ceiling



Bloody hell,,,they are gonna have it.

[BBROWN1664]

stop banging on the ceiling and they will be quieter

[noggythenog]

Shit that aint a good noise.




Slim those bees are gonna foc you up....that noise is them gathering up all the powder......i can just see it on Beetube.......them pouring the powder on you & poking you with a big stick because your fazer is too noisy

[bigralphie]

That so looked like a teaser trailer for a B movie   

[slimwilly]

Well they were quiet all night,,not one bloody buzz,,,,clever bastards, i know there game,,,,


strange though,,,,absoluley no noise=======buttttt today i pick up some  "NASTY " powder




It will even kill humans

[M4RTIN]

It's a shame that you have to kill them as they have a big role in life. But i understand where you are coming from as that sort of sound will drive you nuts when you are trying to sleep.  Please be careful in what you are using as you will need to clean up the remains once they are all gone.  be careful of the powder getting into the air in your home as i don't think you will be to well breathing it in.


best of luck and i wish you and your wife a good night sleep.

[slimwilly]

Yes Martin, a bit of a worry,,it is at the far end of the loft,not very accessable,,,just dont take the ceiling down though,,i will when done cut the fibreglass  and bg it,,,have a look for the queen too.

[ogri48]

Hope you get it sorted bill. Einstein apparently said that once all the bees have gone, we are all gone four years later. I'm not sure if that was all bees or just honey bees, but I think all bees pollinate. And bee numbers are worryingly falling dramatically, they have no idea why. So, factor in another year for them all to be gone completely, that gives us five years. Best make the most of them bikes fellers..

[His Dudeness]

Ten quid says you'll go up there full bee suit on and it'll be a nest of badgers watching tv with the sound up too loud

[slappy]

He will be screwed then, are badgers protected? They can be nasty buggers when disturbed.
Its odd but the bees we have in our cavity wall, which we are going to leave alone till winter then I will try to block off the access holes hopefully,seem to be dying. We have found 4 dead bees on the ground below the hive.

[noggythenog]

Apparently its the Asian hornets (honda scum ) you should watching out for bill...they have a 6mm sting, are about 6cm long & are on the rise invading europe....government introducing a shoot on sight policy   .......they hunt bees & each Hornet can eat about 50 bees every day......they already focced up 6 french folk.....forget baguettes...they are now pan bread thanks to these nasty buggers.

[snapper]

as long as it wasnt terminal !
they already focced up 6 french folk.....!!!   I like then allready !
 

[slimwilly]

Noggy , i have read about them killer hornets invadeing Europe,,,hope they dont get over the channel




and the bees were quiet again last night,,they may be DEAD..


we have at least two other bumble bees nests in the walls of this house that have not been affected