Author Topic: what do foccers do? (Read 22528 times)

zippywight · « **on:** 25 April 2014, 09:02:25 pm »

Reading peoples posts and what not, I can probably guess a few peoples jobs however I bet we have a few unique ones out there...... So what do foccers do? Any dolphin trainers? Would be interesting to know. E.g we all know punk stig is a courier ( I think he is anyway)

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Skippernick · « **Reply #1 on:** 25 April 2014, 09:14:13 pm »

Well until 5pm today I built canal boats, at 8am on Monday I start being a coach builder, building F1 corporate hospitality trucks and outside broadcast vehicles.

stevierst · « **Reply #2 on:** 25 April 2014, 09:14:24 pm »

Under water wood welder

I could tell you what I really do, but the I'd have to.....

dazza · « **Reply #3 on:** 25 April 2014, 09:24:24 pm »

Come on Stevie.....Give him a clue....

mickvp · « **Reply #4 on:** 25 April 2014, 09:25:50 pm »

I'm a gear/quality engineer. Snooze fest.

zippywight · « **Reply #5 on:** 25 April 2014, 09:37:39 pm »

Free hospitality f1 tickets from skipper???

mark · « **Reply #6 on:** 25 April 2014, 09:40:44 pm »

I'm a heating enginner yep evil gas man lol

If ur boiler plays up let me no haha

Hedgetrimmer · « **Reply #7 on:** 25 April 2014, 09:43:54 pm »

What do I do? As little as foccin possible

red imp · « **Reply #8 on:** 25 April 2014, 09:48:07 pm »

I work for the national blood service , supplying blood products to all hospitals In East Anglia and hospitals beyond East Anglia when required.

zippywight · « **Reply #9 on:** 25 April 2014, 09:53:04 pm »

Good on you red imp. We have had blood delivered from bristol to Southampton general for our little girl. You're in hero category!

Hedgetrimmer · « **Reply #10 on:** 25 April 2014, 09:55:17 pm »

Quote from: zippywight on 25 April 2014, 09:53:04 pm

Good on you red imp.

+1

I have had need of such services myself in the past, so many thanks to guys like you.

mark · « **Reply #11 on:** 25 April 2014, 09:56:07 pm »

Quote from: red imp on 25 April 2014, 09:48:07 pm

I work for the national blood service , supplying blood products to all hospitals In East Anglia and hospitals beyond East Anglia when required.

Hats off to you fella for that one

Grahamm · « **Reply #12 on:** 25 April 2014, 09:58:42 pm »

Quote from: red imp on 25 April 2014, 09:48:07 pm

I work for the national blood service , supplying blood products to all hospitals In East Anglia and hospitals beyond East Anglia when required.

Are you a Blood Runner? I know some of them down here in the Hampshire area.

PS They may also have carried the blood for Zippywight's daughter

Grahamm · « **Reply #13 on:** 25 April 2014, 09:59:27 pm »

As for what I do (if my notoriety hasn't reached you yet...)

I'm the foccer who makes [ahem!] "Interesting" items in leather

Kosmic Kartman · « **Reply #14 on:** 25 April 2014, 10:00:07 pm »

Ex Graphic Designer, Art Director, Artist and Illustrator now assembling, PDI ing, delivering, demonstrating and pretending to fix these babies...

This is the Daddy! Stihl MS880 with 48" bar. 122cc and about 9bhp. Fully assembled, fueled and ready to go weighs in at around 15kg, which isn't really heavy until you stick it sideways into a tree trunk, then it wants a fight with you. It's bigger and nearly as heavy as me.

I also repair other arborist machinery... Ride on, self propelled and push mowers, strimmers, hedge cutters, cultivators, chippers etc.

nsr500v4 · « **Reply #15 on:** 25 April 2014, 10:00:32 pm »

Make parts for Rolls Royce aero engines! Factory full of CNC machines!!

mickvp · « **Reply #16 on:** 25 April 2014, 10:20:27 pm »

Quote from: nsr500v4 on 25 April 2014, 10:00:32 pm

Make parts for Rolls Royce aero engines! Factory full of CNC machines!!

I used to work in RR in Inchinnan

robby boy · « **Reply #17 on:** 25 April 2014, 11:24:41 pm »

Cager mechanic and retained firelighter,

bigralphie · « **Reply #18 on:** 26 April 2014, 12:06:07 am »

Technical Manager for a business wholesaler ,
I have to read lots of EU rules

Red Ceri · « **Reply #19 on:** 26 April 2014, 12:58:13 am »

Work for a major automotive company as a manufacturing engineer launching new products, vehicles originally but now engines, mainly in europe but been lucky enough to have worked in Brazil, Thailand and South Africa.

Sounds exciting but mainly just project management and lots reporting out to management what I've done.

Do get to spend lots of someone elses money though

Chris · « **Reply #20 on:** 26 April 2014, 01:04:26 am »

Nightshift social care worker. Also do a bit of car/bike detailing when I'm not sleeping through the nice weather

Chris

Aegis Bearing Mel · « **Reply #21 on:** 26 April 2014, 01:17:09 am »

Potions Master here.

MadDogMcQ · « **Reply #22 on:** 26 April 2014, 02:02:54 am »

Eye'm a spel chekka for hour lokal dislexear groop.

Chris · « **Reply #23 on:** 26 April 2014, 02:09:36 am »

Quote from: MadDogMcQ on 26 April 2014, 02:02:54 am

Eye'm a spel chekka for hour lokal dislexear groop.

can eye get yoo to cheque things four me to?

AllyBally · « **Reply #24 on:** 26 April 2014, 02:12:38 am »

Bus mechanic, work shifts doing servicing,repairs and breakdowns.
Means I have access to some rather handy equipment when needed (especially when there no bosses about)