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Hedgetrimmer

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Da Best Fazer In Da World, innit bruv
« on: 21 April 2014, 01:53:42 pm »
It's mine, so corse its betterer than anyone elses innit.
Yellow, so its faster than a turbo'd Busa, only 2 million careful miles on da clock, only crashed 5 times, loadsa bling, cant be arsed to take it all off, so yous the one payin for it all so I can get a sportsbike cos fazers are slow and don't handle which is why i keep crashing it.
Only 10 grand, cash only, no time wasters, I ain't got time. And don't ask any stupid questions cos it is wot it is, told you everyfink here, you don't need to know any more. First to see WILL buy or I'll throw all me toys out me pram. And I know more about bikes than all yous put together ;)
 
 
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Re: Da Best Fazer In Da World, innit bruv
« Reply #1 on: 21 April 2014, 02:30:58 pm »
 :D can't argue with that nick........for once  :b

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Re: Da Best Fazer In Da World, innit bruv
« Reply #2 on: 21 April 2014, 02:36:36 pm »
Quit yua jibba jabba nick

You know nowt mate

When will you wake up smell da 600 flavoured coffee & get a fast paint job

Bout time you did less talkin & more riding

Where's the admins to block your nonsense

I'd ban you if I was feeling more political

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Re: Da Best Fazer In Da World, innit bruv
« Reply #3 on: 21 April 2014, 04:02:40 pm »
Wow a sense of humour thought i was having a flash back for a minute ...pmsl quality !

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Re: Da Best Fazer In Da World, innit bruv
« Reply #4 on: 21 April 2014, 04:05:37 pm »
I'll give u a tenner, half a bag of pork scratchin and a kick in the gonads... I'll wear me blue welly's... So it'll be a fast kick...can't say fairer than that mate....an I'll chuck in a free lesson on your new blue cbr 125..OMG!!! That's a SERIOUS!!! Offer....if u dont accept it your SERIOUSLY!!!! FLAWED!!!! Lol

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Re: Da Best Fazer In Da World, innit bruv
« Reply #5 on: 21 April 2014, 04:34:01 pm »
I'll take it.

Can I pay in embassy coupons? :lol

Hedgetrimmer

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Re: Da Best Fazer In Da World, innit bruv
« Reply #6 on: 21 April 2014, 04:55:52 pm »
Bump due to time wasters. Exupnut turned out to have PINK!!!!!! WELLIES!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!
 
And Mick didn't have enough coupons.
 
If you can't make a serious offer, don't bother posting, hijack someone elses thread, gtfo. go way, buy a Su**rdream. Anyone would think this is an open forum for focs sake  :rolleyes

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Re: Da Best Fazer In Da World, innit bruv
« Reply #7 on: 21 April 2014, 05:08:12 pm »



Oi you foccin bandwidth thieves


Im seriously gonna have that bike.


Nick you ever watched big brother?

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Re: Da Best Fazer In Da World, innit bruv
« Reply #8 on: 21 April 2014, 05:11:33 pm »
Do you take green shield stamps.....how about px, I have a metal frame with a ball at one end.....

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Re: Da Best Fazer In Da World, innit bruv
« Reply #9 on: 21 April 2014, 05:44:03 pm »
how about px, I have a metal frame with a ball at one end.....

Not.....the famous Christo towbar?!!!!
 
Good god man, no way my bike is worth that much! We are not worthy! Christo would never forgive you! The Holy Towbar deserves better!
 
Oh Christo, please forgive me, I....I.... :'(          :lol

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Re: Da Best Fazer In Da World, innit bruv
« Reply #10 on: 21 April 2014, 06:38:43 pm »
You gotta be jokin!!!


i seen your bike . it leans to one side when u ride it,,and its custard colour,,ffs man!!!!!


and its old,,,,like you :)

Hedgetrimmer

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Re: Da Best Fazer In Da World, innit bruv
« Reply #11 on: 21 April 2014, 07:35:42 pm »
You gotta be jokin!!!


i seen your bike . it leans to one side when u ride it,,and its custard colour,,ffs man!!!!!


and its old,,,,like you :)

 
But I like custard.... :\
 
And it leans to one side cos I lean to one side.....I can only go round left handers.... :\   :\
 
I'm only as old as I feel (I must be feeling the wrong part  :lol  ).

noggythenog

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Re: Da Best Fazer In Da World, innit bruv
« Reply #12 on: 21 April 2014, 07:36:43 pm »
You gotta be jokin!!!


i seen your bike . it leans to one side when u ride it,,and its custard colour,,ffs man!!!!!


and its old,,,,like you :)


Better colour than yours though....foccin purple eh......just like a giant bellend :D


& you're the jockey!!!!




Off my bits ya swine! :evil

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Re: Da Best Fazer In Da World, innit bruv
« Reply #13 on: 21 April 2014, 07:52:34 pm »



Off my bits ya swine! :evil

That's less money for the next bike then, Noggy  :rolleyes
 
Been there, done that - sold my H2 for £1200 (think what that'd be worth today!  :eek  ) and drank the proceeds. Oh the regrets!!  :'(

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Re: Da Best Fazer In Da World, innit bruv
« Reply #14 on: 21 April 2014, 08:06:26 pm »
Have I missed something??

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Re: Da Best Fazer In Da World, innit bruv
« Reply #15 on: 21 April 2014, 08:08:16 pm »
Look Nogster ..... He's even bought a yellow roll mat to match his bike.... Guy's foccin obsessed with slowness.....

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Re: Da Best Fazer In Da World, innit bruv
« Reply #16 on: 21 April 2014, 08:11:11 pm »
Have I missed something??
Not really
The teacher has left the class & the unruly juveniles are playing up. Standard fayre nowadays

Hedgetrimmer

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Re: Da Best Fazer In Da World, innit bruv
« Reply #17 on: 21 April 2014, 08:15:37 pm »
Have I missed something??
Not really
The teacher has left the class & the unruly juveniles are playing up. Standard fayre nowadays

Oi!!! Who threw that?! Bastards  :lol

mickvp

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Re: Da Best Fazer In Da World, innit bruv
« Reply #18 on: 21 April 2014, 08:35:23 pm »
now moved into general as this is not really a sales thread - best keep that section for things people are actually selling :)

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Re: Da Best Fazer In Da World, innit bruv
« Reply #19 on: 21 April 2014, 08:39:37 pm »
now moved into general as this is not really a sales thread - best keep that section for things people are actually selling :)

Yes it is - I'm selling a concept  ;)    :lol

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Re: Da Best Fazer In Da World, innit bruv
« Reply #20 on: 21 April 2014, 08:42:05 pm »
nobody wants to buy your wee coloured, wee smelling machine :lol

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Re: Da Best Fazer In Da World, innit bruv
« Reply #21 on: 21 April 2014, 08:54:10 pm »
nobody wants to buy your wee coloured, wee smelling machine :lol

Custard  ;)
 
And being Scottish Mick, your choice of words is confusing me  :lol
 
And it ain't the bike I'm selling here.....in fact, I'm no longer quite sure I know quite what I am selling.....it was quite important......least I think it was..........quite........  :\

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Re: Da Best Fazer In Da World, innit bruv
« Reply #22 on: 21 April 2014, 09:01:50 pm »
ha! should I have said urine coloured then? I never even made the scottish connection as I was typing that either :lol



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Re: Da Best Fazer In Da World, innit bruv
« Reply #23 on: 21 April 2014, 09:07:12 pm »



Happy Easter everyone.


Only Gen 1's smell like wee though

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Re: Da Best Fazer In Da World, innit bruv
« Reply #24 on: 21 April 2014, 09:20:10 pm »
Yeah but they go like shit