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Fizzy Pies

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Whats the dummest thing a non biker has asked you?
« on: 20 April 2014, 08:00:37 pm »
Thinking along the lines of what I've been asked:

"Do bikes have special tyres or are they just car tyres?"

and

"I bet you get wet on that thing when it rains"

or

"Is it cold on a bike during winter?"


whats had you  :rollin then?

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Re: Whats the dummest thing a non biker has asked you?
« Reply #1 on: 20 April 2014, 08:01:55 pm »





Why you got your name on your bike fraser?

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Re: Whats the dummest thing a non biker has asked you?
« Reply #2 on: 20 April 2014, 08:08:48 pm »
is it fast ????


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Re: Whats the dummest thing a non biker has asked you?
« Reply #3 on: 20 April 2014, 08:12:09 pm »
Are the blue ones faster? :lol

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Re: Whats the dummest thing a non biker has asked you?
« Reply #4 on: 20 April 2014, 08:14:30 pm »
I havn't got a bike licence but can I have a go....

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Re: Whats the dummest thing a non biker has asked you?
« Reply #5 on: 20 April 2014, 08:28:26 pm »
'Whats the dummest thing a non biker has asked you?'

Probably quite smart compared to the dumbest thing a biker has asked :lol

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Re: Whats the dummest thing a non biker has asked you?
« Reply #6 on: 20 April 2014, 08:38:52 pm »
"Can you still ride along if you have a puncture ? "   FFS!

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Re: Whats the dummest thing a non biker has asked you?
« Reply #7 on: 20 April 2014, 08:41:45 pm »
"Are you mental?"

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Re: Whats the dummest thing a non biker has asked you?
« Reply #8 on: 20 April 2014, 08:50:28 pm »

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Re: Whats the dummest thing a non biker has asked you?
« Reply #9 on: 20 April 2014, 08:56:19 pm »
"Are you mental?"

Answer: of course! :lol

A guy at work asked me and my reply was more like: "You have a 3/4 mile walk to the car park, a 20 minute queue to get out onto the road, straight into queueing traffic and you ask me if I'm mental?"  :D

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Re: Whats the dummest thing a non biker has asked you?
« Reply #10 on: 20 April 2014, 08:57:23 pm »
It always seems to be "how fast can it go?".



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Re: Whats the dummest thing a non biker has asked you?
« Reply #11 on: 20 April 2014, 08:59:54 pm »
Do you need a bike to do the Brands Hatch road skills day?!....Now,  who was it that said that?  :lol

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Re: Whats the dummest thing a non biker has asked you?
« Reply #12 on: 20 April 2014, 09:18:50 pm »
'Whats the dummest thing a non biker has asked you?'

christo - wot can i do to my fazer 600 my reply paint it pink, wadda he do fitted a trailer then crashed it - moral pink was the way to go :rollin

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Re: Whats the dummest thing a non biker has asked you?
« Reply #13 on: 20 April 2014, 09:24:27 pm »
Do I hear the pained yelpings of the guy who's had his ass whipped on his own thread?

Say, Luke, when was the last time your speedy Thou (fastest thing on 2 wheels) overtook Deefer's STANDARD 600? Oh yeah, I thought not...

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Re: Whats the dummest thing a non biker has asked you?
« Reply #14 on: 20 April 2014, 09:25:22 pm »
Where do sit when you go on the Chunnel ?

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Re: Whats the dummest thing a non biker has asked you?
« Reply #15 on: 20 April 2014, 10:51:35 pm »
Do I hear the pained yelpings of the guy who's had his ass whipped on his own thread?

Say, Luke, when was the last time your speedy Thou (fastest thing on 2 wheels) overtook Deefer's STANDARD 600? Oh yeah, I thought not...


Well it does have swingarm extensions on it, I'm surprised it even goes around corners to be honest :P


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Re: Whats the dummest thing a non biker has asked you?
« Reply #16 on: 20 April 2014, 10:56:24 pm »
Thinking along the lines of what I've been asked:

"I bet you get wet on that thing when it rains"

or

"Is it cold on a bike during winter?"



Both the above plus how "how fast is it" and "seriously, you don't pay Congestion Charge or Parking" - nope just a quid a day in Westminster "a feckin quid"........


Aaaaaand the classic "how many times you come off it" - feck off!! :lol

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Re: Whats the dummest thing a non biker has asked you?
« Reply #17 on: 20 April 2014, 11:12:45 pm »
'must take you ages to deliver anything outside of London cause you're not allowed on the motorways are you?'

I kid you not!

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Re: Whats the dummest thing a non biker has asked you?
« Reply #18 on: 20 April 2014, 11:14:47 pm »
'must take you ages to deliver anything outside of London cause you're not allowed on the motorways are you?'

I kid you not!

Wow...

They exist!  :eek

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Re: Whats the dummest thing a non biker has asked you?
« Reply #19 on: 20 April 2014, 11:18:43 pm »
Summer time if its hot
" I bet your hot in that lot arnt you"
My stock reply
"Not at 150 mate"

then I tootle off at 30---------- feckin sweating

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Re: Whats the dummest thing a non biker has asked you?
« Reply #20 on: 20 April 2014, 11:22:19 pm »
"Is it diesel or petrol?"

(Or when I had my Varadero 125):
"Is that a 400, mate?" Oh how I laughed.  :lol :lol

Or even the old favourite:

Them: "What bike is that?"
Me: "A Fazer 600"
Them: "Oh, cool - what size engine does it have? Bigger or smaller than an R1?"
Me: Facepalm.

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Re: Whats the dummest thing a non biker has asked you?
« Reply #21 on: 20 April 2014, 11:54:09 pm »
When I got fetched of my harley fatbob just outside of a petrol station in Peterborough by young girl in her first car, the bloke working in the garage wandered over as I was picking it up, looked at me bike and said "ahh, that's a shame, I love Harvey's..."
And there's always that bloke who says..
" I always wanted a bike but my mum wouldn't let me have one.."
"Well, why don't you get one now?"
" my wife won't let me...." :rolleyes




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Re: Whats the dummest thing a non biker has asked you?
« Reply #22 on: 20 April 2014, 11:54:56 pm »
` Did I see you on a Harley earlier?`


`No`


`Oh I thought it was you in a green jacket`


` I havent got a green jacket`


` No, I didnt think you had`!!!!!!!!!!


 :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes

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Re: Whats the dummest thing a non biker has asked you?
« Reply #23 on: 20 April 2014, 11:58:57 pm »
An ex girlfriends sister once asked me if that was my surname on my crash helmet..........Shoei.  :rolleyes

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Re: Whats the dummest thing a non biker has asked you?
« Reply #24 on: 21 April 2014, 12:08:50 am »
An ex girlfriends sister once asked me if that was my surname on my crash helmet..........Shoei.  :rolleyes


That's a bit harsh darrsi, dumping a lass because her sister's thick... :b