Author Topic: So I made a video about FOC-U and put it on youtube... (Read 5799 times)

apage16 · « **on:** 15 March 2014, 10:40:23 pm »

My own way of saying thanks to all you amazing Fazer owners.

Hope you at least enjoy the 'Fazer on my Finger' feature....

johnnyg · « **Reply #1 on:** 15 March 2014, 10:53:09 pm »

And thanks to you, nice vid, immensely strong finger!

rustyrider · « **Reply #2 on:** 15 March 2014, 10:54:24 pm »

Nicely done but you seem to have an odd route. I come over tower bridge, go down the single lane road next to the railway (Cable Street?) and then do a right, along The Highway and through the Limehouse Link tunnel.

Only because I seem to spend a lot of my working day around Brixton and the office is in Canning Town......

Skippernick · « **Reply #3 on:** 15 March 2014, 11:00:26 pm »

Nice video.
Tell me more about your hand guards with ones are they etc.

Doddsie · « **Reply #4 on:** 16 March 2014, 01:22:47 am »

" my knob has got bigger by the tune of 18 inches.. and everyone will jump on and say hi" .....Count me out of that one!!!

ChristoT · « **Reply #5 on:** 16 March 2014, 02:05:48 am »

Quote from: Doddsie on 16 March 2014, 01:22:47 am

" my knob has got bigger by the tune of 18 inches.. and everyone will jump on and say hi" .....Count me out of that one!!!

Well the name FOC-U does have connotations....

darrsi · « **Reply #6 on:** 16 March 2014, 06:43:02 am »

Bit disappointed, my knob is obviously not up to standard, and as for buses, they see you coming and for any bizarre reason you would wish to overtake, they would rely on Blakey back at the yard to say "I was indicating right, he had no right to overtake!" in court.
Slippery buggers!

The Gentleman Biker · « **Reply #7 on:** 16 March 2014, 08:57:43 am »

A sterling video Sir!

apage16 · « **Reply #8 on:** 16 March 2014, 09:33:12 am »

Thanks johnnyg, been working out over the winter...

Skippernick, They are cheap Acerbis copies that I got off of ebay, chopped down to size and with some rubber matting cable tied to the front for some extra wind deflection! (and so that it bends out of the way of the fairing on full lock)

Yeah, it was a strange route in hindsight RustyRider. Though TBH i was just pootling about chatting nonsense. The route tends to take second place in those instances!

Sorry Doddsie, I guess I could have cut that together with a little less innuendo! Still, they say that the mind hears what it wants to hear...

So true ChristoT! But i think it's less sexual, more insultory (is that a word?)

Don't worry Darrsi! It's not what I think should be a pre-requisite for inclusion in the community, more an example of how being a FOC-U member 'might' have improved some peoples lives. All I got was a complete lack of free time 'cos I'm ALWAYS in the garage messing with Polly's undercarriage...

The Gentleman Biker, thank you, as ever!

slimwilly · « **Reply #9 on:** 16 March 2014, 01:30:39 pm »

Brill

where can i get a 600 to weld onto my thou?,, i need 6 inches more

darrsi · « **Reply #10 on:** 16 March 2014, 02:49:01 pm »

Your video gave me the urge to take the bike out for a blast, lovely conditions, but i can't believe how many potholes are out there, it was bloody ridiculous!!

apage16 · « **Reply #11 on:** 16 March 2014, 03:36:26 pm »

Quote from: slimwilly on 16 March 2014, 01:30:39 pm

Brill

where can i get a 600 to weld onto my thou?,, i need 6 inches more

ChristoT has one sitting around...

apage16 · « **Reply #12 on:** 16 March 2014, 03:38:37 pm »

Quote from: darrsi on 16 March 2014, 02:49:01 pm

Your video gave me the urge to take the bike out for a blast, lovely conditions, but i can't believe how many potholes are out there, it was bloody ridiculous!!

Glad you felt the urge to hit the road, sorry the road felt the urge to hit you back!

Our roads are ridiculous. Lucky road tax is so cheap...um...

HarryHornby · « **Reply #13 on:** 16 March 2014, 05:00:58 pm »

I totally agree with what you say in your video, a great forum, with the right balance of advice, banter and full on piss taking!

ChristoT · « **Reply #14 on:** 16 March 2014, 06:19:17 pm »

Quote from: apage16 on 16 March 2014, 03:36:26 pm

Quote from: slimwilly on 16 March 2014, 01:30:39 pm
Brill

where can i get a 600 to weld onto my thou?,, i need 6 inches more

ChristoT has one sitting around...

And I don't have the Thou getting in the way of my gigantic cock!

kawasutra · « **Reply #15 on:** 16 March 2014, 09:46:59 pm »

" my knob has got bigger by the tune of 18 inches.."

So, THAT'S what that thing on the tank bag's for, willy warmer!!

Brilliant video, made me laugh.

Is your camera mounted on top of your lid?

Do you have longer stem mirrors?

HazzaBui · « **Reply #16 on:** 17 March 2014, 12:46:37 am »

When you go Fazer spotting, just make sure you don't nod at the riders - it's all about the Fazer salute!
Looks so cool when you see a rider coming towards you, and you can't quite work out what they're doing until they get up close...
This actually happened to me once last year when I was riding north on the M40. Took me a good 10 seconds to realise that the guy on the otherside of the carriageway was on a silver FZS before I started giggling to myself.

mickvp · « **Reply #17 on:** 17 March 2014, 01:16:31 am »

Quite enjoyed that, much like the ramblings of baron von grumble. Subscribed

Beeblebrox2nd · « **Reply #18 on:** 17 March 2014, 01:52:38 am »

"Cloven in twain by two white vans!"

Friggin love it!

downey · « **Reply #19 on:** 22 March 2014, 01:02:51 am »

good vid ..another funny foccer,,,,,,,,,,,,, subscribed

eddie · « **Reply #20 on:** 22 March 2014, 08:01:12 am »

brilliant advert .......but ........no mention of the wee brigade .......

,,,fazer thou owners

Razgruff · « **Reply #21 on:** 22 March 2014, 09:11:16 am »

Love it,

thanks for the insight to another foccers helmet ramblings.
Love,, you hate it when you have to put a foot down just like me,
I mark myself down every time I have to

Glesgatrucker · « **Reply #22 on:** 22 March 2014, 10:42:03 am »

Great video thanks for sharing

nsr500v4 · « **Reply #23 on:** 22 March 2014, 11:15:06 am »

Well done that man!

River Valley · « **Reply #24 on:** 22 March 2014, 02:52:50 pm »

Great, cheers, but why do I always think of 'Withnail and I' and Richard E Grant when watching this?
Ah, that's it, you're him aren't you?