Author Topic: I was trying to explain to my missus tonight how hard it is to fart while riding (Read 9130 times)

JZS 600 · « **on:** 30 January 2014, 08:29:22 pm »

Anyone else have this problem, and do you have a trusted technique?

Chris · « **Reply #1 on:** 30 January 2014, 08:38:20 pm »

Lean forward a bit

Chris

mr self destruct · « **Reply #2 on:** 30 January 2014, 08:42:43 pm »

Still being fairly new to biking I find it harder to not shit myself.

jason1 · « **Reply #3 on:** 30 January 2014, 08:44:50 pm »

Release butt cheeks a little ,not too much just incase. Measure the pressure build up and then lean forward and up slightly.Push gently untill you know its safe to let go.

JZS 600 · « **Reply #4 on:** 30 January 2014, 08:57:32 pm »

Well, you see, I normally rise off the saddle a bit all weight on the pegs and cautiously let a little trump out, but at 90 in the pissing rain, in traffic, it's a bit traumatic!

The missus was wondering why I normally rush in, drop the leathers and fart like Vesuvius

ChristoT · « **Reply #5 on:** 30 January 2014, 09:29:53 pm »

Funnily enough, I've never had a problem!!

ajmes1 · « **Reply #6 on:** 30 January 2014, 09:35:49 pm »

Ask her how she does it.

It was that cold today it felt like id pissed myself. But for farting just don't squeeze it out or there's a a risk of following through.

rayburn600 · « **Reply #7 on:** 30 January 2014, 09:55:24 pm »

Head down Bum up.
Just like sports bike riders. That's why some go faster.

darrsi · « **Reply #8 on:** 30 January 2014, 10:53:19 pm »

Quote from: mr self destruct on 30 January 2014, 08:42:43 pm

Still being fairly new to biking I find it harder to not shit myself.

Ha ha ha

slimwilly · « **Reply #9 on:** 30 January 2014, 10:59:42 pm »

I do and i am sure i could smell it coming up my neck tube into my helmet

Gav · « **Reply #10 on:** 30 January 2014, 11:04:15 pm »

Ewww dirty feeker. I normally don't need to fart while riding or have the urge to want a sh1t until I've got to my destination and taken off my leathers lol

Frosties · « **Reply #11 on:** 30 January 2014, 11:38:12 pm »

I'm sure the old farts on the forum will have a variety of methods developed over the years

Chris · « **Reply #12 on:** 30 January 2014, 11:41:15 pm »

You know you've gone too far when you need to shake out your boots afterwards...

Chris

bri h · « **Reply #13 on:** 30 January 2014, 11:55:33 pm »

We all know that riding a bike carries cirtain risks. Following through is right up there with a smidsy.

midden · « **Reply #14 on:** 31 January 2014, 12:07:42 am »

Funnily enough while riding home the other day I let one go.
It was just like being in the bath, I felt it forcing up between thigh and sack on route to my nose:)

Deefer666 · « **Reply #15 on:** 31 January 2014, 09:32:43 am »

I must be some kind of freak then because I have no problem or special technique for farting whilst riding a bike

Drax · « **Reply #16 on:** 31 January 2014, 10:16:58 am »

Dangle the left leg off the peg & away she blows!

Bitfik · « **Reply #17 on:** 31 January 2014, 05:56:19 pm »

Take care when you remove your waterproofs later as the odour seems to brew for quite a long time! I had forgotten an on bike, in waterproof chuff one time and on removing said clothing wretched... And wretched... And...

simonm · « **Reply #18 on:** 31 January 2014, 06:32:48 pm »

twist of the hip and let it rip

JZS 600 · « **Reply #19 on:** 31 January 2014, 08:01:49 pm »

sometimes when I'm standing on the pegs farting at speed I wonder what would happen if one broke and how I would describe it on the insurance claim...

midden · « **Reply #20 on:** 31 January 2014, 08:20:33 pm »

Quote from: Deefer666 on 31 January 2014, 09:32:43 am

I must be some kind of freak then because I have no problem or special technique for farting whilst riding a bike

Not a freak. You've just obviously grown up

lew600fazer · « **Reply #21 on:** 31 January 2014, 11:36:13 pm »

Trust me at 65 you do not just let it rip, always has to be a slidder.

.Real nerve wrecking if you have just had a Vindalu. Thank god for Fabreez when you do get the leathers of after a run.

Davebo · « **Reply #22 on:** 01 February 2014, 12:48:36 am »

I think we've found a level here. Very popular thread.

JZS 600 · « **Reply #23 on:** 01 February 2014, 09:12:50 am »

Toilet humour, works every time

lew600fazer · « **Reply #24 on:** 01 February 2014, 05:08:33 pm »

Does anyone have a bladder problem as mentioned being in my 65th year nearly, I am a percy piss quick, especially after a coffee. It is one of the wonderful things about touring in France. When a French man wants a pee, no matter were he is on the road. He will pull over and in full view, out with the tackle and pee away. No shame no embarassment.
I hate it when you are bursting, struggle to get the gloves off , tackle out oh the relief!!!!! then the agony when you qucikly pull the zip because you hear a car or someone coming. Oh those heavy duty zips, you do not know to continue pulling up the zip and risk amputation or say fuck it and unzip again. The looks you get when you are checking your pride and joy to see if there is any damage done.