Author Topic: Deadeyes Crash..Plus his Spontaneous Fazer Combustion incident. (Read 7671 times)

noggythenog · « **on:** 27 January 2014, 01:19:57 pm »

Imagine going into a hedge

Imagine his bike going on fire!

What a dunce!!!

No wonder he's now a thou owner & putting the hex on the blue thous.

I wonder what car he drives, maybe a Subaru, they like off road.

richfzs · « **Reply #1 on:** 27 January 2014, 01:24:58 pm »

How odd, when he mentioned his little mistake, I thought he was referring to his preference for arson, on his own garage and fzs600 in particular!

What a dunce!!!

Still, he smells of wee now...

Exupnut · « **Reply #2 on:** 27 January 2014, 01:26:21 pm »

I was just in front of him when he came off noggy. When I hadn't seen him in my mirrors fer a couple of minute i went back and he had a serious WTF!! Look on his face. Then he just jumped on mine and shot off no probs.

How could ya loose that bid ya bastid.... In the words of steeeereeeeeeeevvvveeee66666666666666......WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

noggythenog · « **Reply #3 on:** 27 January 2014, 01:37:31 pm »

Ha ha that fairing was too foccin pricey mate, if you ever make a limit you should never exceed it as it only encourages the next folk to bump their prices up, i suppose something is only worth what folk are willing to pay but on the basis of breakers selling them for £150 then surely a cheaper one will pop up & blue seems like apopular colour to crash these days

I dont know if yous have read Cristos thread but anyway Deadeye is complaining because nobody mentions his off anymore so you know im a helpful type of guy & all that & this is now his dedicated thread for it. He he!

Sorry Deadeye

His Dudeness · « **Reply #4 on:** 27 January 2014, 01:39:08 pm »

Quote from: richfzs on 27 January 2014, 01:24:58 pm

How odd, when he mentioned his little mistake, I thought he was referring to his preference for arson, on his own garage and fzs600 in particular!

What a dunce!!!

Still, he smells of wee now...

I hear he's the only man in history to light his house on fire with a can of coke.

noggythenog · « **Reply #5 on:** 27 January 2014, 01:46:52 pm »

Mythbusters are suing him for debunking their already disproved myth that mobile phones can ignite petrol whilst filling up.

He sent a text when he was filling up his car & his bike set alight 10 miles away!

His Dudeness · « **Reply #6 on:** 27 January 2014, 01:55:59 pm »

Quote from: noggythenog on 27 January 2014, 01:46:52 pm

Mythbusters are suing him for debunking their already disproved myth that mobile phones can ignite petrol whilst filling up.

He sent a text when he was filling up his car & his bike set alight 10 miles away!

I heard he's generating so many new myths they're taking him on as a script writer

Dead Eye · « **Reply #7 on:** 27 January 2014, 02:03:51 pm »

Quote from: noggythenog on 27 January 2014, 01:19:57 pm

Imagine going into a hedge

What a dunce!!!

No wonder he's now a thou owner & putting the hex on the blue thous.

I wonder what car he drives, maybe a Subaru, they like off road.

That was stupid, but not on a grand scale. Plus, a hedge would have hurt less :P

The grand arson was the incident I was referring to as noted by richfzs... I still have the burnt carcass...

Dead Eye · « **Reply #8 on:** 27 January 2014, 02:04:23 pm »

Quote from: richfzs on 27 January 2014, 01:24:58 pm

Still, he smells of wee now...

Why? I'm confused

Exupnut · « **Reply #9 on:** 27 January 2014, 02:15:27 pm »

Cos were all pissin on your bonfire lol

noggythenog · « **Reply #10 on:** 27 January 2014, 02:30:28 pm »

Quote from: Dead Eye on 27 January 2014, 02:04:23 pm

Quote from: richfzs on 27 January 2014, 01:24:58 pm

Still, he smells of wee now...

Why? I'm confused

Thou owners.....old & wise & wee soaked

richfzs · « **Reply #11 on:** 27 January 2014, 02:45:24 pm »

Wise? Hardly, a wise man wouldn't torch his garage with a can of coke!

richfzs · « **Reply #12 on:** 27 January 2014, 02:47:03 pm »

Nor indeed, would a wise man remind us all to take the piss out of him! Unless - what does Christo have on you, that he's persuaded to deflect the flak from him?!

Dead Eye · « **Reply #13 on:** 27 January 2014, 02:48:38 pm »

Well I'm younger, so far, than everyone else who has posted on this thread :P

I'll take wise though... except in the instance of arson...

Quote from: richfzs on 27 January 2014, 02:47:03 pm

Nor indeed, would a wise man remind us all to take the piss out of him! Unless - what does Christo have on you, that he's persuaded to deflect the flak from him?!

I'm just that modest and kind hearted... plus it doesn't bother me as I know what I did was beyond retarded and I've gotten over it

richfzs · « **Reply #14 on:** 27 January 2014, 02:55:45 pm »

Well, you're no fun

Dead Eye · « **Reply #15 on:** 27 January 2014, 03:01:03 pm »

ChristoT · « **Reply #16 on:** 27 January 2014, 03:46:29 pm »

Quote from: richfzs on 27 January 2014, 02:47:03 pm

Nor indeed, would a wise man remind us all to take the piss out of him! Unless - what does Christo have on you, that he's persuaded to deflect the flak from him?!

More than you will ever know....

Dead Eye · « **Reply #17 on:** 27 January 2014, 04:20:45 pm »

He wishes that was the case at least

Edit: Funny that this thread should be created today... someone literally just tagged me in the below photo

Skippernick · « **Reply #18 on:** 27 January 2014, 10:47:22 pm »

Where?

noggythenog · « **Reply #19 on:** 27 January 2014, 10:51:30 pm »

Theres a saying about this pic.

Goes a little something like............

"Theres no smoke without.............Deadeye"

Dead Eye · « **Reply #20 on:** 27 January 2014, 11:26:36 pm »

Quote from: Skippernick on 27 January 2014, 10:47:22 pm

Where?

If you mean, where am I, then I am out of shot to the left by the house (hidden by the truck) trying to explain to the Fire Chief "why he has a fire on his hands" and that they should be damn careful because there is a 1/4 filled fuel tank just inside the garage door...

Skippernick · « **Reply #21 on:** 28 January 2014, 07:55:07 am »

Quote from: Dead Eye on 27 January 2014, 11:26:36 pm

Quote from: Skippernick on 27 January 2014, 10:47:22 pm
Where?

If you mean, where am I, then I am out of shot to the left by the house (hidden by the truck) trying to explain to the Fire Chief "why he has a fire on his hands" and that they should be damn careful because there is a 1/4 filled fuel tank just inside the garage door...

Oh i get it now this is YOUR fire.

ChristoT · « **Reply #22 on:** 28 January 2014, 10:21:40 am »

Quote from: Skippernick on 28 January 2014, 07:55:07 am

Quote from: Dead Eye on 27 January 2014, 11:26:36 pm
Quote from: Skippernick on 27 January 2014, 10:47:22 pm
Where?

If you mean, where am I, then I am out of shot to the left by the house (hidden by the truck) trying to explain to the Fire Chief "why he has a fire on his hands" and that they should be damn careful because there is a 1/4 filled fuel tank just inside the garage door...

Oh i get it now this is YOUR fire.

Indeed it is - the pyromaniac! Been there, seen the chaos!

Dead Eye · « **Reply #23 on:** 28 January 2014, 10:35:06 am »

Quote from: Skippernick on 28 January 2014, 07:55:07 am

Quote from: Dead Eye on 27 January 2014, 11:26:36 pm
Quote from: Skippernick on 27 January 2014, 10:47:22 pm
Where?

If you mean, where am I, then I am out of shot to the left by the house (hidden by the truck) trying to explain to the Fire Chief "why he has a fire on his hands" and that they should be damn careful because there is a 1/4 filled fuel tank just inside the garage door...

Oh i get it now this is YOUR fire.

Yup, the thread title is misleading as Mr Nog forgot about the fire incident that I was referring to.

This was 5 days after I had moved in to the property (18th October 2012)...

And here is the aftermarth...

noggythenog · « **Reply #24 on:** 28 January 2014, 11:10:46 am »

I tweeked it now

Anyone got a light????