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kitcrazy

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Re: Whats under ya saddle
« Reply #25 on: 27 January 2014, 05:34:10 pm »
only have room for the tool kit and a small bottle of visor clean.
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Re: Whats under ya saddle
« Reply #26 on: 27 January 2014, 06:05:26 pm »
I know you can get two bottles of wine under there.  ;)
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Re: Whats under ya saddle
« Reply #27 on: 27 January 2014, 07:03:35 pm »
Yamaha toolkit, Disc lock, sidestand puck for soft ground and one them angled thingymybob valve adaptors  :)
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Re: Whats under ya saddle
« Reply #28 on: 27 January 2014, 08:31:34 pm »
It's like the cupboard to narnia under there!


In mine resides a yam tool kit, lock, rags, pack of sweets, aa card and the all important tie wraps!


Should get some rubber gloves to keep clean but I just like dirt!
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Re: Whats under ya saddle
« Reply #29 on: 27 January 2014, 09:30:41 pm »
Looks like I have some shopping to do!
I may start another post to find the best places for bits
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Re: Whats under ya saddle
« Reply #30 on: 28 January 2014, 01:56:33 pm »
I have some basic tools, puncture repair kit and a whopper lock
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Re: Whats under ya saddle
« Reply #31 on: 28 January 2014, 02:32:02 pm »
broken  air compressor . tyre pressure checker. puck. depth of tyre checker. condoms.  Viagra. tissues. spiderman wet wipes. string. small hammer scott oiler. braddle . crafty plugger. headache tablets. 
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Re: Whats under ya saddle
« Reply #32 on: 28 January 2014, 03:40:37 pm »
I never knew you could fix a puncture with a condom! You learn something every day  :rolleyes
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Re: Whats under ya saddle
« Reply #33 on: 28 January 2014, 03:59:50 pm »
Quote from: spider on 28 January 2014, 02:32:02 pm
broken  air compressor . tyre pressure checker. puck. depth of tyre checker. condoms.  Viagra. tissues. spiderman wet wipes. string. small hammer scott oiler. braddle . crafty plugger. headache tablets.


I'm getting very mixed messages from that lot, like a cross between a tyre fitter and Jack The Ripper!  :lol
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Re: Whats under ya saddle
« Reply #34 on: 28 January 2014, 04:47:12 pm »
Quote from: darrsi on 28 January 2014, 03:59:50 pm
Quote from: spider on 28 January 2014, 02:32:02 pm
broken  air compressor . tyre pressure checker. puck. depth of tyre checker. condoms.  Viagra. tissues. spiderman wet wipes. string. small hammer scott oiler. braddle . crafty plugger. headache tablets.


I'm getting very mixed messages from that lot, like a cross between a tyre fitter and Jack The Ripper!  :lol
It's a forensic clean up kit! The kidnap kit has cable ties, duct tape, rohypnol and a blade in it too......................    So I'm told :-\
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Re: Whats under ya saddle
« Reply #35 on: 28 January 2014, 04:56:38 pm »
Quote from: stevierst on 28 January 2014, 04:47:12 pm
Quote from: darrsi on 28 January 2014, 03:59:50 pm
Quote from: spider on 28 January 2014, 02:32:02 pm
broken  air compressor . tyre pressure checker. puck. depth of tyre checker. condoms.  Viagra. tissues. spiderman wet wipes. string. small hammer scott oiler. braddle . crafty plugger. headache tablets.


I'm getting very mixed messages from that lot, like a cross between a tyre fitter and Jack The Ripper!  :lol
It's a forensic clean up kit! The kidnap kit has cable ties, duct tape, rohypnol and a blade in it too......................    So I'm told :-\


The A-Team could make a grenade machine gun out of that lot.  :lol 
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Re: Whats under ya saddle
« Reply #36 on: 28 January 2014, 06:16:25 pm »
Just looked under mine and found......a whole Fazer under there! Where did that come from?!!  :)
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Re: Whats under ya saddle
« Reply #37 on: 28 January 2014, 06:29:12 pm »
Quote from: nick crisp on 28 January 2014, 06:16:25 pm
Just looked under mine and found......a whole Fazer under there! Where did that come from?!!  :)
Japan ;)
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Re: Whats under ya saddle
« Reply #38 on: 28 January 2014, 09:09:17 pm »
Quote from: His Dudeness on 28 January 2014, 06:29:12 pm
Quote from: nick crisp on 28 January 2014, 06:16:25 pm
Just looked under mine and found......a whole Fazer under there! Where did that come from?!!  :)
Japan ;)
BOOM BOOM !!!!!
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Re: Whats under ya saddle
« Reply #39 on: 28 January 2014, 09:56:35 pm »
Quote from: spider on 28 January 2014, 02:32:02 pm
broken  air compressor . tyre pressure checker. puck. depth of tyre checker. condoms.  Viagra. tissues. spiderman wet wipes. string. small hammer scott oiler. braddle . crafty plugger. headache tablets.


The condom is the thinking cap in this scenario, 
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Re: Whats under ya saddle
« Reply #40 on: 29 January 2014, 01:00:08 am »
its just useful stuff. I shud explain. the broken air compressor is from a garage. I broke the plastic casing off to make it smaller. now it fits fine so I done away with the blow up cartridges that you blow up with.
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Re: Whats under ya saddle
« Reply #41 on: 29 January 2014, 06:29:04 am »
Quote from: spider on 29 January 2014, 01:00:08 am
its just useful stuff. I shud explain. the broken air compressor is from a garage. I broke the plastic casing off to make it smaller. now it fits fine so I done away with the blow up cartridges that you blow up with.


Oh yes, that's much more informative.......... :look
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Re: Whats under ya saddle
« Reply #42 on: 29 January 2014, 09:28:20 am »
Moving swiftly on from the duct tape, Viagra and condoms...you bunch of perverted focers! ;)


Yam toolkit, a 12V socket for an air compressor that I haven't managed to fit under there, LED torch, spare headlight bulbs, spare fuses, small can WD40, microfibre cloth. Most of these are wrapped in plastic bags which are always useful. Got earplugs, disc lock, latex gloves and another cloth in my tank bag, rucksack and jacket depending on where I'm going.


I need to get a puncture kit as well.


Can you seriously fit two bottles of wine under there???
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Re: Whats under ya saddle
« Reply #43 on: 29 January 2014, 11:25:29 am »
Tyre repair kit, some spanners and tools needed to: remove wheels, tank, change spark plugs, brake pads, oil, filters, coolant.


Also 4 old spark plugs, spare bulbs for all the ligts (one each). Small first aid kit. Tape, LED torch. Hi-Vis vest. Small container for instant tyre repair (like the link below).
http://www.louis.de/_20582b9f61906731e3b6ab3b49d50529a7/index.php?topic=artnr&artnr=10004874


And... a small teddy bear, like Mr. Bean, for luck.    :o
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spider

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Re: Whats under ya saddle
« Reply #44 on: 29 January 2014, 11:47:47 pm »
a teddy bear. that made me think that's strange.
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Re: Whats under ya saddle
« Reply #45 on: 30 January 2014, 01:11:11 am »
Quote from: spider on 29 January 2014, 11:47:47 pm
a teddy bear. that made me think that's strange.


The teddy bear would immediately push you over the edge of suspicion in your case!  :rolleyes
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Re: Whats under ya saddle
« Reply #46 on: 30 January 2014, 03:40:35 pm »
Quote from: darrsi on 30 January 2014, 01:11:11 am
Quote from: spider on 29 January 2014, 11:47:47 pm
a teddy bear. that made me think that's strange.


The teddy bear would immediately push you over the edge of suspicion in your case!  :rolleyes


A teddy bear and NO condoms - figure that!   :lol
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Re: Whats under ya saddle
« Reply #47 on: 30 January 2014, 03:45:13 pm »
Yamaha tool kit, sainsbury's carrier bag (god knows why that's in there) the free first aid kit from the Biker Down course and a bungee net.
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Re: Whats under ya saddle
« Reply #48 on: 30 January 2014, 07:00:37 pm »
Does the thou have the same space as the 600? Anyone....
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darrsi

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Re: Whats under ya saddle
« Reply #49 on: 30 January 2014, 07:17:36 pm »
Quote from: Andy FZS on 30 January 2014, 07:00:37 pm
Does the thou have the same space as the 600? Anyone....


Not according to Kitcrazy at the top of this page.
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