Everyone get paddling

[fazersharp]

  Ok Great Britain is not sinking under all this water but it is starting to float, now if we all paddle I think we could haul this island 700 miles or so south somewhere off the coast of Spain.

[Skippernick]

Ok Great Britain is not sinking under all this water but it is starting to float, now if we all paddle I think we could haul this island 700 miles or so south somewhere off the coast of Spain.

   Im on my way

[fazersharp]

Just me and you then---------- no wonder we aint got very far

[snapper]

 

[RobG UK]

That cos the Romanians have got us roped to france.  Just in case someone thought of this
 

[Hedgetrimmer]

My Granpaw (a more Cornish Cornishman you'd never meet) always said if they cut the ferry chains across the Tamar, Cornwall would drift off into the Atlantic. So maybe we're just setting too hard a task here..... Right, everyone take your paddles and some bolt cutters to Cornwall!