Dig a VERY deep hole, chuck em all in and fill with concrete - job done.
Why is Christmas an excuse for crap music/song writing? Plus, the sentiments expressed are hypocritical mush.
Bah humbug? Bah, bollocks. 

There is one that I kinda like by Blink 182 - but it ain't exactly Christmasy! (can't remember what it's called either)