Date: 12-11-25  Time: 02:13 am

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CRH

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Re: Baby on its way
« Reply #25 on: 08 November 2013, 02:11:28 pm »
best thing i recon?....is after the max of two"...hopefully one of each"...is to have your balls removed!! :rolleyes ...saves all the ..stress and heartache of years to come!!!!......
Yep---------- and removes any chance of having a "tank slapper"

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Re: Baby on its way
« Reply #26 on: 08 November 2013, 05:18:14 pm »
Congrats!!!!
Not sure I'm ready to be a dad yet either - but then I'm only 51  :rollin

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Re: Baby on its way
« Reply #27 on: 08 November 2013, 07:38:38 pm »
13hours at the hospital today and nothing,except a sore arse off the shit seats in there. Although did get free fish and chips for dinner which took me back to remembering school food,I'll be honest I really bloody enjoyed it.

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Re: Baby on its way
« Reply #28 on: 08 November 2013, 07:39:08 pm »
Misses is getting induced at 8am tommorrow shitting myself !! Not sure I'm ready to be a dad yet!
Well 8am has come and gone I guess he's busy......

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Re: Baby on its way
« Reply #29 on: 08 November 2013, 07:43:14 pm »
well?....there  is always dinorod"...recon they can remove every type of blockage? ;) ....if nowt happens in next 10hours?..give em a bell? :lol

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Re: Baby on its way
« Reply #30 on: 08 November 2013, 07:44:12 pm »
Posted before I saw yours and I can't edit it, oh well:-X

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Re: Baby on its way
« Reply #31 on: 08 November 2013, 08:18:29 pm »
still no news....come on mrs brooker ive got a towbar to paint  :lol

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Re: Baby on its way
« Reply #32 on: 10 November 2013, 09:58:05 am »
She arrived at luchtime yesterday, Harley rose Brooker 6lb 13oz only a tiddler

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Re: Baby on its way
« Reply #33 on: 10 November 2013, 10:01:33 am »
well done ..DADDY ;) ....

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Re: Baby on its way
« Reply #34 on: 10 November 2013, 10:34:45 am »
Congrats!

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Re: Baby on its way
« Reply #35 on: 10 November 2013, 02:02:50 pm »
Congratulations

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Re: Baby on its way
« Reply #36 on: 10 November 2013, 04:40:54 pm »
Well done mate
And a biker through and through---even names his first born after a motorbike, if it was a boy I spose it would of been Frazer ??

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Re: Baby on its way
« Reply #37 on: 10 November 2013, 08:04:23 pm »
Congrats!!

Hope you enjoyed that last sleep!  :'( :eek :z

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Re: Baby on its way
« Reply #38 on: 11 November 2013, 09:35:10 pm »
Here she is ...


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Re: Baby on its way
« Reply #39 on: 11 November 2013, 09:39:38 pm »
What a little stunner  :) congratulations  :D

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Re: Baby on its way
« Reply #40 on: 11 November 2013, 10:52:22 pm »
Beautiful but now you have had your 30 seconds of fun and the misses the has just had the worst pain not known to man while doing all the hard work. You will be maid to pay the rest of your life with "pain, you do not know the meaning of pain" and "you only have man flu" You will be reminded that as a man you are expected to be modern.

I is still trying to figure out what is actually expected of me as a modern dad.

Daz  :thumbup