Author Topic: Baby on its way (Read 4993 times)

brooker81 · « **on:** 07 November 2013, 04:59:20 pm »

Misses is getting induced at 8am tommorrow shitting myself !! Not sure I'm ready to be a dad yet!

Skippernick · « **Reply #1 on:** 07 November 2013, 05:02:05 pm »

Quote from: brooker81 on 07 November 2013, 04:59:20 pm

Misses is getting induced at 8am tommorrow shitting myself !! Not sure I'm ready to be a dad yet!

Congratulations.

You'll never be ready until you get thrown in at the deep end if you know what i mean.

wezdavo · « **Reply #2 on:** 07 November 2013, 05:11:14 pm »

Congratulations

Exiting times, your never ready though!

CRH · « **Reply #3 on:** 07 November 2013, 05:16:10 pm »

Quote from: brooker81 on 07 November 2013, 04:59:20 pm

Misses is getting induced at 8am tommorrow shitting myself !! Not sure I'm ready to be a dad yet!

....

...i said same thing 5 times matey?....soon has you get used to ....the nappies, the projectile vomit, the sleepless nights, the smell of sh.t and p.ss .just before you sit down to a meal? the screaming during teething!!....your" screaming when you realize him or her has just cut there first tooth!!....on your ..fingers

...oh and not to mention??????????????.....sorry darling too tired for anything like that tonight!!...mabe next week

....anyway glad to be of assistance mate!!..and good luck

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brooker81 · « **Reply #4 on:** 07 November 2013, 05:18:08 pm »

Haha cheers !! Lol pmsl I think it's gonna be a long weekend

brooker81 · « **Reply #5 on:** 07 November 2013, 05:20:09 pm »

Haha cheers !! Lol pmsl I think it's gonna be a long weekend

esetest · « **Reply #6 on:** 07 November 2013, 05:22:14 pm »

Congratulations and good luck , i'd like to say it gets easier as they get older , it doesn't , just different problems.

red98 · « **Reply #7 on:** 07 November 2013, 05:22:53 pm »

ups and downs being a dad........one minute they will piss you right off...BIG TIME....next they make you cry tears of joy

.......its not easy being a good parent,but nobody said it ever was......enjoy the day tomorrow something you will remember for the rest of your life......and dont forget the photos as we`re a bunch of softies on here

rayburn600 · « **Reply #8 on:** 07 November 2013, 05:27:36 pm »

(Not sure I'm ready to be a dad yet!)

Should have thought of that a long time ago..as in 9 months ago.

Anyway, you'll be alright its easy.
After 5 I should know.
And leave it all to the Misses.

Congrats to you both for when it shows up.

Frosties · « **Reply #9 on:** 07 November 2013, 05:30:17 pm »

Best of luck for tomorrow fella........you'll enjoy it - trust me!

You'll be hard pushed to beat it as one of the best moments in your life for your first

.

If you don't

then you need slapping!!

Buuuuuuut, as said before it gets better and better - up to a certain age then it's a total shit storm! Just remember to check your shoulders and back every time you leave the house...the number of friggin times someone told me I was covered in sick

.

midden · « **Reply #10 on:** 07 November 2013, 05:39:02 pm »

Hope all goes well for the next 18years;) will you be investing in a sidecar

brooker81 · « **Reply #11 on:** 07 November 2013, 05:51:06 pm »

Getting excited but still worried about it I'm sure it will all be fine will post pics up when he/she arrives ! Still don't know what it's gonna be yet.im gonna get a trailer on the fazer not a side car

CRH · « **Reply #12 on:** 07 November 2013, 06:15:39 pm »

Quote from: brooker81 on 07 November 2013, 05:51:06 pm

Getting excited but still worried about it I'm sure it will all be fine will post pics up when he/she arrives ! Still don't know what it's gonna be yet.im gonna get a trailer on the fazer not a side car

....red98,s got a sale on at this minute?......10%...off used fazer towbars

....and offers a fitting service to boot!!.....and christo,s still got the trailer

.....

Andy FZS · « **Reply #13 on:** 07 November 2013, 09:43:17 pm »

.soon has you get used to ....the nappies, the projectile vomit, the sleepless nights, the smell of sh.t and p.ss .just before you sit down to a meal?
But then you get old and return the favour lol.

Good luck and enjoy kids as much as you can for it's definitely a love hate relationship.
Andy

ferritt · « **Reply #14 on:** 07 November 2013, 10:22:55 pm »

Put as much time and effort into your newborn as you can, dont leave it all to the missess, you will end up with a much closer relationship with your kid as a result, believe me i have tried it both ways!

Davebo · « **Reply #15 on:** 08 November 2013, 10:54:33 am »

Nature has a way of making you ready but you'll never 'feel' ready.

Top Top tip: Don't EVER rock the baby to sleep. Let the little foccer get off to sleep in their own cot / cradle / kitchen drawer. If you don't you'll spend the next 7 weeks walking around in the middle of the night.

Enjoy! There is nothing better...not even a Fazer!

DBo.

red98 · « **Reply #16 on:** 08 November 2013, 11:15:20 am »

any news yet..................need to know what colour to paint the towbar

TonyW · « **Reply #17 on:** 08 November 2013, 11:26:03 am »

Good Luck. I've got six of the little ~~bastards~~ darlings. Take ear plugs into the delivery room, you're gonna get screamed at.

Andy FZS · « **Reply #18 on:** 08 November 2013, 11:46:55 am »

I always found giving birth improved the wife's grip no end if only she could have maintained that grip and used it to keep hold of money a bit longer.

seangee · « **Reply #19 on:** 08 November 2013, 11:50:56 am »

You'll be fine. I'm not ready yet and my baby is 21!!!

JZS 600 · « **Reply #20 on:** 08 November 2013, 01:11:40 pm »

Being a dad is like getting your face tattooed, you need to be committed!

clanadam · « **Reply #21 on:** 08 November 2013, 01:34:45 pm »

Hope all is going well. Only the first 14 years are the worst!

Kenny (father to a 14 yr old and a 13 yr old)

P.S. I reserve the right to increase my number.....

mr self destruct · « **Reply #22 on:** 08 November 2013, 01:54:32 pm »

Quote from: JZS 600 on 08 November 2013, 01:11:40 pm

Being a dad is like getting your face tattooed, you need to be committed!

And used to people looking at your face thinking WTF happened to him?!

CRH · « **Reply #23 on:** 08 November 2013, 01:55:15 pm »

best thing i recon?....is after the max of two"...hopefully one of each"...is to have your balls removed!!

...saves all the ..stress and heartache of years to come!!!!......

fazersharp · « **Reply #24 on:** 08 November 2013, 02:08:42 pm »

Quote from: CRH on 08 November 2013, 01:55:15 pm

best thing i recon?....is after the max of two"...hopefully one of each"...is to have your balls removed!! ...saves all the ..stress and heartache of years to come!!!!......

Yep---------- and removes any chance of having a "tank slapper"