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General => General => Topic started by: JZS 600 on 30 January 2014, 08:29:22 pm
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Anyone else have this problem, and do you have a trusted technique? :lol
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Lean forward a bit ;)
Chris
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Still being fairly new to biking I find it harder to not shit myself. :eek
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Release butt cheeks a little ,not too much just incase. Measure the pressure build up and then lean forward and up slightly.Push gently untill you know its safe to let go. :eek
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Well, you see, I normally rise off the saddle a bit all weight on the pegs and cautiously let a little trump out, but at 90 in the pissing rain, in traffic, it's a bit traumatic!
The missus was wondering why I normally rush in, drop the leathers and fart like Vesuvius
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Funnily enough, I've never had a problem!!
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Ask her how she does it.
It was that cold today it felt like id pissed myself. But for farting just don't squeeze it out or there's a a risk of following through.
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Head down Bum up.
Just like sports bike riders. That's why some go faster.
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Still being fairly new to biking I find it harder to not shit myself. :eek
Ha ha ha :lol
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I do and i am sure i could smell it coming up my neck tube into my helmet :o
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Ewww dirty feeker. I normally don't need to fart while riding or have the urge to want a sh1t until I've got to my destination and taken off my leathers lol
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I'm sure the old farts on the forum will have a variety of methods developed over the years :D
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You know you've gone too far when you need to shake out your boots afterwards...
Chris
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We all know that riding a bike carries cirtain risks. Following through is right up there with a smidsy.
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Funnily enough while riding home the other day I let one go.
It was just like being in the bath, I felt it forcing up between thigh and sack on route to my nose:)
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I must be some kind of freak then because I have no problem or special technique for farting whilst riding a bike :D
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Dangle the left leg off the peg & away she blows! :)
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Take care when you remove your waterproofs later as the odour seems to brew for quite a long time! I had forgotten an on bike, in waterproof chuff one time and on removing said clothing wretched... And wretched... And...
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twist of the hip and let it rip :lol
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sometimes when I'm standing on the pegs farting at speed I wonder what would happen if one broke and how I would describe it on the insurance claim...
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I must be some kind of freak then because I have no problem or special technique for farting whilst riding a bike :D
Not a freak. You've just obviously grown up
:rolleyes
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Trust me at 65 you do not just let it rip, always has to be a slidder. :rollin .Real nerve wrecking if you have just had a Vindalu. Thank god for Fabreez when you do get the leathers of after a run.
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I think we've found a level here. Very popular thread. :lol
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Toilet humour, works every time :lol
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Does anyone have a bladder problem as mentioned being in my 65th year nearly, I am a percy piss quick, especially after a coffee. It is one of the wonderful things about touring in France. When a French man wants a pee, no matter were he is on the road. He will pull over and in full view, out with the tackle and pee away. No shame no embarassment.
I hate it when you are bursting, struggle to get the gloves off , tackle out oh the relief!!!!! then the agony when you qucikly pull the zip because you hear a car or someone coming. Oh those heavy duty zips, you do not know to continue pulling up the zip and risk amputation or say fuck it and unzip again. The looks you get when you are checking your pride and joy to see if there is any damage done. :'( :eek
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I nearly pissed myself laughing and I'm not 50 YET
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Does anyone have a bladder problem as mentioned being in my 65th year nearly, I am a percy piss quick, especially after a coffee. It is one of the wonderful things about touring in France. When a French man wants a pee, no matter were he is on the road. He will pull over and in full view, out with the tackle and pee away. No shame no embarassment.
I hate it when you are bursting, struggle to get the gloves off , tackle out oh the relief!!!!! then the agony when you qucikly pull the zip because you hear a car or someone coming. Oh those heavy duty zips, you do not know to continue pulling up the zip and risk amputation or say fuck it and unzip again. The looks you get when you are checking your pride and joy to see if there is any damage done. :'( :eek
Leave it safely tucked away and use a Shewee. ;)
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Does anyone have a bladder problem as mentioned being in my 65th year nearly, I am a percy piss quick, especially after a coffee. It is one of the wonderful things about touring in France. When a French man wants a pee, no matter were he is on the road. He will pull over and in full view, out with the tackle and pee away. No shame no embarassment.
I hate it when you are bursting, struggle to get the gloves off , tackle out oh the relief!!!!! then the agony when you qucikly pull the zip because you hear a car or someone coming. Oh those heavy duty zips, you do not know to continue pulling up the zip and risk amputation or say fuck it and unzip again. The looks you get when you are checking your pride and joy to see if there is any damage done. :'( :eek
Leave it safely tucked away and use a Shewee. ;)
Ihave to ask what is a shewee
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Does anyone have a bladder problem as mentioned being in my 65th year nearly, I am a percy piss quick, especially after a coffee. It is one of the wonderful things about touring in France. When a French man wants a pee, no matter were he is on the road. He will pull over and in full view, out with the tackle and pee away. No shame no embarassment.
I hate it when you are bursting, struggle to get the gloves off , tackle out oh the relief!!!!! then the agony when you qucikly pull the zip because you hear a car or someone coming. Oh those heavy duty zips, you do not know to continue pulling up the zip and risk amputation or say fuck it and unzip again. The looks you get when you are checking your pride and joy to see if there is any damage done. :'( :eek
Cough cough...
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Leave it safely tucked away and use a Shewee. ;)
Ihave to ask what is a shewee
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Does anyone have a bladder problem as mentioned being in my 65th year nearly, I am a percy piss quick, especially after a coffee. It is one of the wonderful things about touring in France. When a French man wants a pee, no matter were he is on the road. He will pull over and in full view, out with the tackle and pee away. No shame no embarassment.
I hate it when you are bursting, struggle to get the gloves off , tackle out oh the relief!!!!! then the agony when you qucikly pull the zip because you hear a car or someone coming. Oh those heavy duty zips, you do not know to continue pulling up the zip and risk amputation or say fuck it and unzip again. The looks you get when you are checking your pride and joy to see if there is any damage done. :'( :eek
Coffee is a diuretic i.e it a substance that makes you pee more.
Nick Sanders (some guy who travels a lot on a bike) recommends (in an article somewhere) that its vital you keep yourself hydrated using water /juice rather than tea/coffee for the above reason.
However..as your over 50 - if you contact Saga then they will send out some panty pad / liners in case you dribble after youv'e shook. I only know this as I've just received some in the post. Gonna kill my wife!! :)
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I agree with lew NEVER TRUST A FART.....ESPECIALLY when you're riding after a curry!
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Wait till you absolutely positively definitely completely have to have a shit right this second!
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Wait till you absolutely positively definitely completely have to have a shit right this second!
Now there's something to look forward to! :eek
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Then, any where will do,,,,,,
(sorry Prague town hall......)