Rest assured that we will be here to perk you up and take the piss whenever you need it (which can be of course part of one of the symptoms)
to be fair frosties all I have done all my life is take the piss and have a laugh, cheers kind sirs,
Well done for getting down to the doc sharpish! The fact that you've got a fit and strong body has to help your recovery. Best of luck
I'm 41, a bit over weight and drink more than I should. Also had a crazy itchy arse for a couple of weeks now