Thinking I could save money by making my own parts cleaner... You all know what happened next...
lumpy??
Quote from: Dead Eye on 26 November 2014, 11:53:10 amThinking I could save money by making my own parts cleaner... You all know what happened next...You win!
Quote from: hairnet on 26 November 2014, 03:35:29 pmlumpy?? exceedingly moist. how does it go again?When the smells is like a fart But it comes out like a dartdiarrhoea, diarrhoeaWhen your stomach is in pain, and your making chocolate rain,diarrhoea, diarrhoea
Let's get this ball rolling...Mine: getting shitfaced and doing a dirty pint on a weekday with a 9am lecture next day. Burp.
Quote from: ChristoT on 25 November 2014, 10:16:34 pmLet's get this ball rolling...Mine: getting shitfaced and doing a dirty pint on a weekday with a 9am lecture next day. Burp.I woke up after a heavy night.....mouth like gandi's sandal........i spy a nice glass of water with a note from pished me saying "for hungover you" Had a swig.......neat foccing vodka!!!!Drunk me is such a prick
Quote from: noggythenog on 26 November 2014, 08:07:55 pmQuote from: ChristoT on 25 November 2014, 10:16:34 pmLet's get this ball rolling...Mine: getting shitfaced and doing a dirty pint on a weekday with a 9am lecture next day. Burp.I woke up after a heavy night.....mouth like gandi's sandal........i spy a nice glass of water with a note from pished me saying "for hungover you" Had a swig.......neat foccing vodka!!!!Drunk me is such a prick I now want to meet drunk Noggy!
Quote from: ChristoT on 26 November 2014, 08:14:16 pmQuote from: noggythenog on 26 November 2014, 08:07:55 pmQuote from: ChristoT on 25 November 2014, 10:16:34 pmLet's get this ball rolling...Mine: getting shitfaced and doing a dirty pint on a weekday with a 9am lecture next day. Burp.I woke up after a heavy night.....mouth like gandi's sandal........i spy a nice glass of water with a note from pished me saying "for hungover you" Had a swig.......neat foccing vodka!!!!Drunk me is such a prick I now want to meet drunk Noggy! I cheated and pinched that from pussbook.........am i disqualified????
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