A mistake...

[ChristoT]

Let's get this ball rolling...

Mine: getting shitfaced and doing a dirty pint on a weekday with a 9am lecture next day. Burp.

[Dead Eye]

Thinking I could save money by making my own parts cleaner...  You all know what happened next...

[darrsi]

Thinking I could save money by making my own parts cleaner...  You all know what happened next...

You win! 

[mickvp]

trusting a fart

[hairnet]

lumpy?? 

[mickvp]

lumpy?? 

exceedingly moist. how does it go again?

When the smells is like a fart
But it comes out like a dart
diarrhoea, diarrhoea

When your stomach is in pain,
 and your making chocolate rain,
diarrhoea, diarrhoea

[richfzs]

[Dead Eye]

Thinking I could save money by making my own parts cleaner...  You all know what happened next...

You win! 

Oooohh, do I get a prize




My biggest concern is that in a few weeks it will be "Tried to save money and do a timing belt change myself..." - I think I'm beginning to see a trend with my issues

[chris.biker]

1988 ish got back from a visit to the TT arriving after a wonderful time, very tired as i had travelled over night. My mistake was choosing this point to check that my Suzuki GS850  shaft drive did indeed have a head gasket leak. My method was to look into the source of the oil focusing in my tired state on the head gasket, up to the point my nose touched the hot down pipe. Not a serious injury but it was an embarrassing red dot on my nose for a week or there abouts.

[noggythenog]

lumpy?? 

exceedingly moist. how does it go again?

When the smells is like a fart
But it comes out like a dart
diarrhoea, diarrhoea

When your stomach is in pain,
 and your making chocolate rain,
diarrhoea, diarrhoea

 

I went to the chippy & i slipped on something shitty


Diarrhoea, diarrhoea




It shoots from your bum like a bullet from a gun


Diarrhoea, diarrhoea


 

[slimwilly]

Can you lot stop talking shit

[noggythenog]

Let's get this ball rolling...

Mine: getting shitfaced and doing a dirty pint on a weekday with a 9am lecture next day. Burp.

I woke up after a heavy night.....mouth like gandi's sandal........i spy a nice glass of water with a note from pished  me saying "for hungover you"


Had a swig.......neat foccing vodka!!!!


Drunk me is such a prick

[ChristoT]

Let's get this ball rolling...

Mine: getting shitfaced and doing a dirty pint on a weekday with a 9am lecture next day. Burp.

I woke up after a heavy night.....mouth like gandi's sandal........i spy a nice glass of water with a note from pished  me saying "for hungover you"


Had a swig.......neat foccing vodka!!!!


Drunk me is such a prick

I now want to meet drunk Noggy! 

[noggythenog]

Let's get this ball rolling...

Mine: getting shitfaced and doing a dirty pint on a weekday with a 9am lecture next day. Burp.

I woke up after a heavy night.....mouth like gandi's sandal........i spy a nice glass of water with a note from pished  me saying "for hungover you"


Had a swig.......neat foccing vodka!!!!


Drunk me is such a prick

I now want to meet drunk Noggy! 

I cheated and pinched that from pussbook.........am i disqualified????

[ChristoT]

Let's get this ball rolling...

Mine: getting shitfaced and doing a dirty pint on a weekday with a 9am lecture next day. Burp.

I woke up after a heavy night.....mouth like gandi's sandal........i spy a nice glass of water with a note from pished  me saying "for hungover you"


Had a swig.......neat foccing vodka!!!!


Drunk me is such a prick

I now want to meet drunk Noggy! 

I cheated and pinched that from pussbook.........am i disqualified????

Yes. 

[BIG MAC]

Biggest mistake? reading this shit

[ChristoT]

Biggest mistake? reading this shit

Got outta bed the wrong side today, fella? 

[YamFazFan]

  ......although in my defence,I did buy it quite a long time ago thinking...i'll fit that next I change the disc..... .