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Title: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 07 September 2013, 10:43:44 am
What's the ugliest bike you've ever seen?
 
It could be argued that... :useless But if you're good with word descriptions or want a laff, it'll do I guess.
 
And before Cyril get's a chance, it'll take more than a comb for you to look good mate  :rollin
Title: Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
Post by: caretaker on 07 September 2013, 10:46:11 am
bimota mantra
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Post by: CRH on 07 September 2013, 10:50:36 am
1st wife wasnt too hot!!....nice ass though :b .....oh motorcycle"..soz...got to be the...ural 650..think the bm boxer coppied it?...
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Post by: jon on 07 September 2013, 11:38:11 am
Cx500! The plastic maggot... dont look as bad with that stupid front plastic taken off.

...... either that or the fox eye 600 ;)
Title: Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
Post by: jon on 07 September 2013, 11:47:03 am
Or my old Uly, officially the ugliest (but most fun) bike i have ever owned.

There is a picture in my album if anyone is interested, but I can't post it from my tablet.
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Post by: ChristoT on 07 September 2013, 12:21:00 pm
Foc me, it's hideous!!  :lol :lol :lol


My eyes are burning
My eyes are burning

(Sorry, couldn't resist!  :pokefun )
Title: Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 07 September 2013, 12:25:52 pm
So hideous in fact that I noticed you jerked involuntarily when you took the shot and only got the front of it in - thank God for small mercies  :rollin
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Post by: ChristoT on 07 September 2013, 12:31:16 pm
So hideous in fact that I noticed you jerked involuntarily when you took the shot and only got the front of it in - thank God for small mercies  :rollin


 :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin


Did we mention how slow it is too?  :lol :lol
Title: Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
Post by: Frosties on 07 September 2013, 02:21:43 pm
Either the BMW K1 or that pos C1 - both ugly as fook!
Title: Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
Post by: stevierst on 07 September 2013, 02:41:10 pm
MZ mastiff. A face only a mother could love. :o
Title: Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
Post by: lew600fazer on 07 September 2013, 03:15:28 pm
(http://i1087.photobucket.com/albums/j478/lew600fazer/DSC_0202.jpg) (http://s1087.photobucket.com/user/lew600fazer/media/DSC_0202.jpg.html)
What about this mother foc er, guns an all
Title: Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 07 September 2013, 04:31:05 pm
Is that an MG42? I could use one of those!  :2guns  Take that, you mutha-foccin sales rep!  :lol
Title: Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
Post by: red98 on 07 September 2013, 04:37:50 pm
any blue bike  :lol :lol
Title: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
Post by: Exupnut on 07 September 2013, 05:27:26 pm
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Not sure about bike but i am about the rider
Title: Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
Post by: mr self destruct on 07 September 2013, 06:48:51 pm
The triumph Tiger gets my vote.

Those headlights? What the actual fuck?

(http://www.otc-mc.org/var/ezwebin_site/storage/images/medlem/john_eirik_nykmark/triumph_tiger_900/14789-1-nor-NO/triumph_tiger_900_imagelarge.jpg)
Title: Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
Post by: jon on 07 September 2013, 09:58:42 pm
I think we have a winner!  That triumph is FUGLY!
Title: Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
Post by: Frosties on 08 September 2013, 12:03:01 am
The triumph Tiger gets my vote.

Those headlights? What the actual fuck?

([url]http://www.otc-mc.org/var/ezwebin_site/storage/images/medlem/john_eirik_nykmark/triumph_tiger_900/14789-1-nor-NO/triumph_tiger_900_imagelarge.jpg[/url])





Get to fook...........i've a black one that's my daily commuter! Awesome bike which will outdo any Fazer round Paeliament Square. I love it  :D
Title: Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
Post by: Frosties on 08 September 2013, 12:05:43 am
I think we have a winner!  That triumph is FUGLY!


It's bloody gorgeous, had more girls (and blokes  :\ ) ask about it when I take it to work! No one has asked me about t' Fazer  :rolleyes .


It may be knocking on but it's a babe magnet mate  :lol
Title: Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
Post by: mr self destruct on 08 September 2013, 09:26:30 am


Get to fook...........i've a black one that's my daily commuter! Awesome bike which will outdo any Fazer round Paeliament Square. I love it  :D


Sorry mate! I never said they were bad bikes, in fact I had a go round a car park on one and it was great. Really comfy for a tall bloke like me.


But, you'll never convince me that they look good!  :eek
Title: Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
Post by: jon on 08 September 2013, 09:45:47 am
Haha! Not sayin it ain't a good bike, but it is a munter (having owned a cx500 and a ulysses I can honestly say that I dont mind an ugly bike :lol).

I would happily rise about on that triumph, but you gotta admit, if that bike was a woman she would be a 'double-bagger'!





.....a bag over her head, and one over mine in case hers fell off!
Title: Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
Post by: Pat on 08 September 2013, 01:10:29 pm
Not sure it actually made it into production, but the Morbidelli V8 would take some beating :


(http://www.motorcyclespecs.co.za/Gallery%20%20A/Morbideli%20V8%20%202.jpg)




Failing that, there's always that Phillipe Starke Aprilia abomination:

(http://www.realclassic.co.uk/bikepix/starck09051101.jpg)



Title: Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
Post by: jon on 08 September 2013, 01:19:34 pm
Now I like that 'prilla!!!

Title: Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
Post by: ChristoT on 08 September 2013, 01:57:21 pm
Now I like that 'prilla!!!

Ditto!

Not my cup of tea, but it does look quite nice. Then again, I like the eccentric, and quite fancy the Beemer K1!

What about the Yammy GTS1000 with Omega frame? Not exactly a looker, is it?
Title: Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
Post by: Frosties on 08 September 2013, 02:41:07 pm
Haha! Not sayin it ain't a good bike, but it is a munter (having owned a cx500 and a ulysses I can honestly say that I dont mind an ugly bike :lol ).

I would happily rise about on that triumph, but you gotta admit, if that bike was a woman she would be a 'double-bagger'!





.....a bag over her head, and one over mine in case hers fell off!




Your right fella, whilst I love it as a London Battlecruiser commuter - it's a complete hedge pig/12 pinter to look at from the front  :rollin
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Title: Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
Post by: Punkstig on 08 September 2013, 02:59:17 pm
What's not to like about the GTS1000?

Title: Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
Post by: Punkstig on 08 September 2013, 03:00:11 pm
Ok, so that one may be modified slightly!  ;)


But as standard I don't think its an ugly bike!
Title: Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
Post by: nakedadder on 08 September 2013, 10:00:55 pm
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2b/BMW_K1_blue_1993_r_TCE.jpg/800px-BMW_K1_blue_1993_r_TCE.jpg)

Very Fugly!!
Title: Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
Post by: Frosties on 08 September 2013, 10:03:38 pm
([url]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2b/BMW_K1_blue_1993_r_TCE.jpg/800px-BMW_K1_blue_1993_r_TCE.jpg[/url])

Very Fugly!!



That's the ugly POS i mentioned earlier. Could be a Tiger owners keen eye  :rolleyes
Title: Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
Post by: nakedadder on 08 September 2013, 10:10:38 pm
Needed to put a picture up just to remind us all exactly how Fugly they were  :lol
Title: Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
Post by: Kentish on 08 September 2013, 10:13:27 pm
The triumph Tiger gets my vote.

Those headlights? What the actual fuck?

([url]http://www.otc-mc.org/var/ezwebin_site/storage/images/medlem/john_eirik_nykmark/triumph_tiger_900/14789-1-nor-NO/triumph_tiger_900_imagelarge.jpg[/url])





Get to fook...........i've a black one that's my daily commuter! Awesome bike which will outdo any Fazer round Paeliament Square. I love it  :D


Yeah Jonny Five just called. He wants his eyes back  :lol
Title: Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
Post by: ChristoT on 08 September 2013, 10:14:54 pm
([url]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2b/BMW_K1_blue_1993_r_TCE.jpg/800px-BMW_K1_blue_1993_r_TCE.jpg[/url])

Very Fugly!!


WANT.

Hey, at least it's different!  :lol
Title: Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
Post by: Frosties on 08 September 2013, 10:26:39 pm
The triumph Tiger gets my vote.

Those headlights? What the actual fuck?

([url]http://www.otc-mc.org/var/ezwebin_site/storage/images/medlem/john_eirik_nykmark/triumph_tiger_900/14789-1-nor-NO/triumph_tiger_900_imagelarge.jpg[/url])





Get to fook...........i've a black one that's my daily commuter! Awesome bike which will outdo any Fazer round Paeliament Square. I love it  :D


Yeah Jonny Five just called. He wants his eyes back  :lol



It's a classic  :lol .  Have admitted I've tried thinking of ways to change those lamps cos they are bad. Looks great from all the other angles  :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 08 September 2013, 10:27:48 pm
([url]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2b/BMW_K1_blue_1993_r_TCE.jpg/800px-BMW_K1_blue_1993_r_TCE.jpg[/url])

Very Fugly!!


WANT.

Hey, at least it's different!  :lol

 
You need help.
Title: Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
Post by: ChristoT on 08 September 2013, 11:35:14 pm
You need help.

No, I just need a bike again.  :'( :'(
Title: Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 08 September 2013, 11:48:01 pm
You need help.

No, I just need a bike again.  :'( :'(

Yep, but winter's nearly here - if it had to be, better now than at the start of summer  :)
 
Oh, and... :2guns :'(
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Post by: nsr500v4 on 09 September 2013, 08:27:00 am
I think we might have a winner!


 
Title: Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
Post by: ChristoT on 09 September 2013, 10:04:11 am
I think we might have a winner!


 

Not arguing with that. Just throwing up.  :eek :eek
Title: Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
Post by: stevierst on 09 September 2013, 11:21:50 am
W.....T......F.....? ???
Title: Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
Post by: CRH on 09 September 2013, 11:25:29 am
red98 did say his 600 was....SPECIAL :rolleyes .......dont like how he,s chromed the motor though :b
Title: Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
Post by: red98 on 09 September 2013, 11:39:08 am
red98 did say his 600 was....SPECIAL :rolleyes .......dont like how he,s chromed the motor though :b

 
 
 
 :lol :lol :lol :lol .......occ i think  ;)
Title: Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
Post by: CRH on 09 September 2013, 11:41:46 am
red98 did say his 600 was....SPECIAL :rolleyes .......dont like how he,s chromed the motor though :b

 
 
 
 :lol :lol :lol :lol .......occ i think  ;)
....dont ya mean.....OTT?.....who the fk would ride that!!!!!.....sooner catch a bus! :rolleyes ...or even MORRISES VERA 1000?
Title: Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
Post by: snapper on 09 September 2013, 02:11:07 pm
I think we might have a winner!


 

my god that's awful ! must be a completion winner from the states !
no front brake and only one handle bar ? how's that work then ?
Title: Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
Post by: CRH on 09 September 2013, 02:13:38 pm
I think we might have a winner!


 

my god that's awful ! must be a completion winner from the states !
no front brake and only one handle bar ? how's that work then ?
.....he only had one arm snapper :( ....
Title: Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
Post by: red98 on 09 September 2013, 02:51:01 pm
occ.....orange county choppers. ;)
Title: Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
Post by: CRH on 09 September 2013, 02:56:27 pm
occ.....orange county choppers. ;)
....otft....over the fkn top!! ;)
Title: Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
Post by: taylor on 09 September 2013, 09:38:57 pm
a Phillips panda, and I owned one as a kid, my fathers boss in the steelworks found it in his garage. BIG GARAGE lol, suspension was a couple of springs under the seat.
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Post by: dazza on 10 September 2013, 02:53:02 pm
Seems that BMW are quite good at this ugly business
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Post by: Slaninar on 10 September 2013, 03:11:57 pm
I saw this one, it has sort of... SQUARE headlights. Awful!

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/cf/FazerFZS600.jpg/300px-FazerFZS600.jpg)
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Post by: b1k3rdude on 10 September 2013, 04:52:56 pm
What's not to like about the GTS1000?
That looks perfect for posing down the ace cafe.
Title: Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
Post by: Rikki on 11 September 2013, 12:26:59 am
The Ann Widdecombe of motorcycling:
Title: Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
Post by: midden on 11 September 2013, 12:34:52 am
The Ann Widdecombe of motorcycling:


Ok ok it's blue,
But how can you say it's ugly
Title: Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
Post by: Frosties on 11 September 2013, 07:31:58 am
The Ann Widdecombe of motorcycling:


 :lol   :rollin
Title: Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
Post by: ChristoT on 12 September 2013, 06:23:21 pm
(https://scontent-a-cdg.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/q72/s720x720/1255516_10151562186837624_1864500066_n.jpg)

You ain't got nuffin on this horror!!  :eek
Title: Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
Post by: nsr500v4 on 12 September 2013, 06:29:41 pm
WTF!