Author Topic: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!) (Read 13384 times)

Hedgetrimmer · « **on:** 07 September 2013, 10:43:44 am »

What's the ugliest bike you've ever seen?

It could be argued that...

But if you're good with word descriptions or want a laff, it'll do I guess.

And before Cyril get's a chance, it'll take more than a comb for you to look good mate

caretaker · « **Reply #1 on:** 07 September 2013, 10:46:11 am »

bimota mantra

CRH · « **Reply #2 on:** 07 September 2013, 10:50:36 am »

1st wife wasnt too hot!!....nice ass though

.....oh motorcycle"..soz...got to be the...ural 650..think the bm boxer coppied it?...

jon · « **Reply #3 on:** 07 September 2013, 11:38:11 am »

Cx500! The plastic maggot... dont look as bad with that stupid front plastic taken off.

...... either that or the fox eye 600

jon · « **Reply #4 on:** 07 September 2013, 11:47:03 am »

Or my old Uly, officially the ugliest (but most fun) bike i have ever owned.

There is a picture in my album if anyone is interested, but I can't post it from my tablet.

ChristoT · « **Reply #5 on:** 07 September 2013, 12:21:00 pm »

Foc me, it's hideous!!

Details

My eyes are burning

(Sorry, couldn't resist!

)

Hedgetrimmer · « **Reply #6 on:** 07 September 2013, 12:25:52 pm »

So hideous in fact that I noticed you jerked involuntarily when you took the shot and only got the front of it in - thank God for small mercies

ChristoT · « **Reply #7 on:** 07 September 2013, 12:31:16 pm »

Quote from: nick crisp on 07 September 2013, 12:25:52 pm

So hideous in fact that I noticed you jerked involuntarily when you took the shot and only got the front of it in - thank God for small mercies

Did we mention how slow it is too?

Frosties · « **Reply #8 on:** 07 September 2013, 02:21:43 pm »

Either the BMW K1 or that pos C1 - both ugly as fook!

stevierst · « **Reply #9 on:** 07 September 2013, 02:41:10 pm »

MZ mastiff. A face only a mother could love.

lew600fazer · « **Reply #10 on:** 07 September 2013, 03:15:28 pm »

What about this mother foc er, guns an all

Hedgetrimmer · « **Reply #11 on:** 07 September 2013, 04:31:05 pm »

Is that an MG42? I could use one of those!

Take that, you mutha-foccin sales rep!

red98 · « **Reply #12 on:** 07 September 2013, 04:37:50 pm »

any blue bike

Exupnut · « **Reply #13 on:** 07 September 2013, 05:27:26 pm »

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Not sure about bike but i am about the rider

mr self destruct · « **Reply #14 on:** 07 September 2013, 06:48:51 pm »

The triumph Tiger gets my vote.

Those headlights? What the actual fuck?

jon · « **Reply #15 on:** 07 September 2013, 09:58:42 pm »

I think we have a winner! That triumph is FUGLY!

Frosties · « **Reply #16 on:** 08 September 2013, 12:03:01 am »

Quote from: mr self destruct on 07 September 2013, 06:48:51 pm

The triumph Tiger gets my vote.

Those headlights? What the actual fuck?

Get to fook...........i've a black one that's my daily commuter! Awesome bike which will outdo any Fazer round Paeliament Square. I love it

Frosties · « **Reply #17 on:** 08 September 2013, 12:05:43 am »

Quote from: jon on 07 September 2013, 09:58:42 pm

I think we have a winner! That triumph is FUGLY!

It's bloody gorgeous, had more girls (and blokes $:\$ ) ask about it when I take it to work! No one has asked me about t' Fazer

.

It may be knocking on but it's a babe magnet mate

mr self destruct · « **Reply #18 on:** 08 September 2013, 09:26:30 am »

Quote from: Frosties on 08 September 2013, 12:03:01 am

Get to fook...........i've a black one that's my daily commuter! Awesome bike which will outdo any Fazer round Paeliament Square. I love it

Sorry mate! I never said they were bad bikes, in fact I had a go round a car park on one and it was great. Really comfy for a tall bloke like me.

But, you'll never convince me that they look good!

jon · « **Reply #19 on:** 08 September 2013, 09:45:47 am »

Haha! Not sayin it ain't a good bike, but it is a munter (having owned a cx500 and a ulysses I can honestly say that I dont mind an ugly bike

).

I would happily rise about on that triumph, but you gotta admit, if that bike was a woman she would be a 'double-bagger'!

.....a bag over her head, and one over mine in case hers fell off!

Pat · « **Reply #20 on:** 08 September 2013, 01:10:29 pm »

Not sure it actually made it into production, but the Morbidelli V8 would take some beating :

Failing that, there's always that Phillipe Starke Aprilia abomination:

jon · « **Reply #21 on:** 08 September 2013, 01:19:34 pm »

Now I like that 'prilla!!!

ChristoT · « **Reply #22 on:** 08 September 2013, 01:57:21 pm »

Quote from: jon on 08 September 2013, 01:19:34 pm

Now I like that 'prilla!!!

Ditto!

Not my cup of tea, but it does look quite nice. Then again, I like the eccentric, and quite fancy the Beemer K1!

What about the Yammy GTS1000 with Omega frame? Not exactly a looker, is it?

Frosties · « **Reply #23 on:** 08 September 2013, 02:41:07 pm »

Quote from: jon on 08 September 2013, 09:45:47 am

Haha! Not sayin it ain't a good bike, but it is a munter (having owned a cx500 and a ulysses I can honestly say that I dont mind an ugly bike ).

I would happily rise about on that triumph, but you gotta admit, if that bike was a woman she would be a 'double-bagger'!

.....a bag over her head, and one over mine in case hers fell off!

Your right fella, whilst I love it as a London Battlecruiser commuter - it's a complete hedge pig/12 pinter to look at from the front

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Punkstig · « **Reply #24 on:** 08 September 2013, 02:59:17 pm »

What's not to like about the GTS1000?