Date: 10-05-24  Time: 17:48 pm

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Now look what you've made me do!
« on: 12 May 2012, 06:02:20 pm »
 :eek OK, picture this..... I pull into a petrol station,put my card in the pump, enter my pin and pull my card out when this attractive woman in an extremely short skirt leans right into her car trying to retrieve something in the passenger footwell. Needless to say she had me totally transfixed on the  sight of her pert little arse and thong showing every little contour of her pussy. In the meantime I've inadvertently reached for the diesel nozzle.     She exits the car (show over) Still in a daze I put the nozzle in the tank and squirt (prematurely) I come to my senses and whip it out having put 0.28 of a litre or 39 pence worth in. YES, I KNOW I'M A DUMBASSbut my question is..... after topping my tank with the proper stuff and riding the 3 miles or so home, have i got change my fuel as well as my pants. :lol

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Re: Now look what you've made me do!
« Reply #1 on: 12 May 2012, 06:46:15 pm »
I'd heard some excuses for putting diesel in but that one takes some beating :lol

I'd say 39 pence worth aint gonna hurt anything. Maybe a little smoke if anything?

Now, are you sure you're not making that up ?  :)

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Re: Now look what you've made me do!
« Reply #2 on: 12 May 2012, 08:07:55 pm »
I once put a quantity of diesel in the wifes car and it did smoke- it cost me to fill the tank to the brim to dilute the diesel but I got away with it other than that
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Re: Now look what you've made me do!
« Reply #3 on: 12 May 2012, 08:38:31 pm »
Did we really need such detail?!

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Re: Now look what you've made me do!
« Reply #4 on: 12 May 2012, 08:41:55 pm »
Yes............................................................................snigger

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Re: Now look what you've made me do!
« Reply #5 on: 12 May 2012, 08:49:57 pm »
 :) No...She's right....I should have just said "about 1/4 of a litre" and not " 0.29 litres or 39 pence worth" Thanks for picking me up on that Tori. :lol

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Re: Now look what you've made me do!
« Reply #6 on: 12 May 2012, 08:56:07 pm »
Where's the petrol station  :lol :lol

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Re: Now look what you've made me do!
« Reply #7 on: 12 May 2012, 09:07:15 pm »
Pmsl.  You should get away with just topping up the tank if it is an FZS but for the FZ 6 you may want to flush he tank before killing the cat.
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Re: Now look what you've made me do!
« Reply #8 on: 12 May 2012, 09:36:34 pm »
Don't think it should make that much difference to the bike, I work for a largeish engineering firm with over 100 vans, we quite often towed in a diesel one that got filled with petrol, maybe a gallon of diesel and 8 gallon of petrol, the bloke I work with used to run his mark 2 Astra on this stuff, quite a lot of smoke on start up, and the oil level used to fill up with all the diesel that the plugs could not burn, so might be worth changing the oil aftera couple of tank fills of petrol.
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Re: Now look what you've made me do!
« Reply #9 on: 12 May 2012, 09:40:51 pm »
Basically ... we would probably all have done the same and are only jellous cos when it happens to us it is a 16 stone female lorry driver in passion killers rather than a hottie in a thong....... that sort of this only happens in porn movies...... there were no cameras around were there... other than CCTV.... maybe you could ask for a copy  :lol ... for your records!
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Re: Now look what you've made me do!
« Reply #10 on: 13 May 2012, 08:08:37 am »
yes dolau, that picturesque sight , the female muffin top   !     :lol
 
nowt like a taut thong on a tattooed stretchmarked copious muff top ! 

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Re: Now look what you've made me do!
« Reply #11 on: 13 May 2012, 10:32:02 am »
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Re: Now look what you've made me do!
« Reply #12 on: 17 May 2012, 01:27:45 pm »
Wow lucky you at least it was a nice sight. I was tired from a long night at work and filled up from reserve. No excuse !!!!!!
 

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Re: Now look what you've made me do!
« Reply #13 on: 17 May 2012, 02:09:16 pm »
You at least did not stare at her without doing anything else  :lol .

Lada Niva owner's manual (old soviet 4x4) allows to mix a bit of diesel for very cold starts. I think your bike will be ok

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Re: Now look what you've made me do!
« Reply #14 on: 17 May 2012, 06:23:20 pm »
it will be fine (whether its got a cat or not).

Mate of mine did it first ride out on his new 'blade. we siphoned out as much as we could (but there was surely a damn sight more than .28litre left ion there) and refilled with petrol, and its been fine ever since. Smoked a bit for the first two tanks, but no lastign damage. Still going strong now, around 6 years later.

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Re: Now look what you've made me do!
« Reply #15 on: 17 May 2012, 06:40:01 pm »
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follow me and ile show you were to crash

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Re: Now look what you've made me do!
« Reply #16 on: 17 May 2012, 11:19:15 pm »
Did we really need such detail?!
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