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Bit of Fun. BHP/Ton of Your Bike With/Without Your Fat Arse + Equivalent Cars - Frosties - 15-03-17
Just a bit of fun. Chuck in your bike's flywheel power i.e. 96Bhp FZS600 then chuck in your weight and it gives BHP/Ton with or without your arse on it.
Reckon the "Racing Snake" as Tomski put it will win this one :lol
I got 327 Bhp/Ton with my arse on the bike
http://westfield-world.com/power-to-weight.html
Re: Bit of Fun. BHP/Ton of Your Bike With/Without Your Fat Arse + Equivalent Cars - tommyardin - 16-03-17
While us fat bastards will acheive about 2.75 BHP per Ton of arse flab, not forgetting mighty gonads.
LOL!
You have us all at a disadvantage Tiger, with you gazelle like lithe frame and dashed good looks :lol
Re: Bit of Fun. BHP/Ton of Your Bike With/Without Your Fat Arse + Equivalent Cars - Frosties - 16-03-17
:lol :lol :lol :lol Fuckin quality - i'm crying :lol
Re: Bit of Fun. BHP/Ton of Your Bike With/Without Your Fat Arse + Equivalent Cars - tommyardin - 16-03-17
[size=1em]Early Fazers (Boxeyes) up to 2001 weight 210 Kilograms, the 2002-2003 (Foxeyes) weigh 214 Kilograms, both these weights are kerbside weights with all fluids in the bike with a full tank of fuel, so I guess the difference in weights between the two models is that the later foxeyes have a slightly larger fuel tank.[/size]
[size=1em]Right my rider weight is 89 Kilos the kerbside weight of my bike is 214 kilos the power at the Crankshaft 96 BHP.[/size]
[size=1em]all this put into the calculator that Tiger (Frosties) put into his post above comes out at 316.83 BHP per Ton with my arse on the seat. [/size]
[size=1em]Thus far Tiger I bow to your racing prowess as uno numero. [/size] :lol
Re: Bit of Fun. BHP/Ton of Your Bike With/Without Your Fat Arse + Equivalent Cars - tommyardin - 16-03-17
And unless we get the lovely Jenny Tinmouth in here my betting is on you tiger
Re: Bit of Fun. BHP/Ton of Your Bike With/Without Your Fat Arse + Equivalent Cars - Frosties - 16-03-17
I might of fecked up. Put 189Kg for bike and me at 110Kg. Just checked I'm 118 Kg :eek
Soooooo I'm at 292 Bhp/Ton
Agree we need Jenny to check this.........
Re: Bit of Fun. BHP/Ton of Your Bike With/Without Your Fat Arse + Equivalent Cars - Billy Balthorpe - 16-03-17
Really??
Gen 1 Fazer 1000 with 131 RWHP so I guessed at 145 at the crank, 210 KG (Guessed, ill get a proper figure at the next MOT), 100 KG for me gives a bike only figure of 690HP/Tonne and 467HP/Tonne with my fat arse on it.
That's a shitload!
"You have so much horsepower to even care what your Power to Weight Ratio is :-)" Apparently.
Re: Bit of Fun. BHP/Ton of Your Bike With/Without Your Fat Arse + Equivalent Cars - tommyardin - 16-03-17
Ooy Billy! fuck off with your big boys bike, this is for us wimps that can only handle a little power in small lumps.
467 that really is a shit load of grunt
Re: Bit of Fun. BHP/Ton of Your Bike With/Without Your Fat Arse + Equivalent Cars - tommyardin - 16-03-17
Anyway it is past my bed time so I shall wish you late night owls a pleasant night. so Good night girls X :eek
Re: Bit of Fun. BHP/Ton of Your Bike With/Without Your Fat Arse + Equivalent Cars - Billy Balthorpe - 16-03-17
(16-03-17, 12:40 AM)tommyardin link Wrote: Ooy Billy! fuck off with your big boys bike, this is for us wimps that can only handle a little power in small lumps.
467 that really is a shit load of grunt
Fucking the fuck off right now Sir.
But I suspect someone will be along in a minute weighing 70Kg with a 210Kg/150bhp bike. That will give 535 BHP/Tonne with his skinny ass sat on the bike.
Re: Bit of Fun. BHP/Ton of Your Bike With/Without Your Fat Arse + Equivalent Cars - Millietant - 16-03-17
Ha ha, LOL - I weigh just under 11stone (69kg), so riding Liz's Fazer 1000 I'm somewhere near that ............ but only if I ride naked !!
Not checked it, but I reckon my boots/leathers/gloves/helmet etc must weigh quite a bit, but then add in the Oxford lock and big chain that I carry in the top-box, plus my mobile phones and my wallet :eek , I bet that'll add up to another 25kg at least ???.
looks like I'll need to get a H2R !!
Re: Bit of Fun. BHP/Ton of Your Bike With/Without Your Fat Arse + Equivalent Cars - Dudeofrude - 16-03-17
681bhp bike only, 467bhp with me on it and I'm 16 stone.
So if I loose a stone I'll gain 9bhp.... cheapest mod I've heard of haha
Re: Bit of Fun. BHP/Ton of Your Bike With/Without Your Fat Arse + Equivalent Cars - tommyardin - 16-03-17
(16-03-17, 06:30 AM)Millietant link Wrote: Ha ha, LOL - I weigh just under 11stone (69kg), so riding Liz's Fazer 1000 I'm somewhere near that ............ but only if I ride naked !!
Not checked it, but I reckon my boots/leathers/gloves/helmet etc must weigh quite a bit, but then add in the Oxford lock and big chain that I carry in the top-box, plus my mobile phones and my wallet :eek , I bet that'll add up to another 25kg at least ???.
looks like I'll need to get a H2R !!
He only rides naked that will be two helmets on display then :lol
Re: Bit of Fun. BHP/Ton of Your Bike With/Without Your Fat Arse + Equivalent Cars - darrsi - 16-03-17
(16-03-17, 12:27 AM)Frosties link Wrote: I might of fecked up. Put 189Kg for bike and me at 110Kg. Just checked I'm 118 Kg :eek
Soooooo I'm at 292 Bhp/Ton
Agree we need Jenny to check this.........
1 stone 3lb none the wiser :rollin :rollin :rollin
Re: Bit of Fun. BHP/Ton of Your Bike With/Without Your Fat Arse + Equivalent Cars - celticdog - 16-03-17
(16-03-17, 08:04 AM)Dudeofrude link Wrote: 681bhp bike only, 467bhp with me on it and I'm 16 stone.
So if I loose a stone I'll gain 9bhp.... cheapest mod I've heard of haha
:lol Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you more horsepower- and that's the same kind of thing!
I'm with you Dude, I'll have to stick to the diet.
I used to breed racing snails, thought if I removed their shells I'd improve the power to weight ratio- unfortunately it just made them more sluggish.
Re: Bit of Fun. BHP/Ton of Your Bike With/Without Your Fat Arse + Equivalent Cars - darrsi - 16-03-17
(16-03-17, 11:05 AM)celticdog link Wrote: [quote author=Dudeofrude link=topic=22132.msg255692#msg255692 date=1489647860]
681bhp bike only, 467bhp with me on it and I'm 16 stone.
So if I loose a stone I'll gain 9bhp.... cheapest mod I've heard of haha
:lol Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you more horsepower- and that's the same kind of thing!
I'm with you Dude, I'll have to stick to the diet.
I used to breed racing snails, thought if I removed their shells I'd improve the power to weight ratio- unfortunately it just made them more sluggish.
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:lol :lol :lol
Re: Bit of Fun. BHP/Ton of Your Bike With/Without Your Fat Arse + Equivalent Cars - slappy - 16-03-17
545 with me on bike, no wonder back tyres don`t last long.
Re: Bit of Fun. BHP/Ton of Your Bike With/Without Your Fat Arse + Equivalent Cars - Dead Eye - 16-03-17
Figured these might be of help to some people. Don't take my word on them being perfectly accurate though!
Fazer 600 Boxeye: http://www.motorcyclespecs.co.za/model/yamaha/yamaha_fzs600_fazer%2098.htm
Fazer 600 Foxeye: http://www.motorcyclespecs.co.za/model/yamaha/yamaha_fzs600_fazer%2003.htm
Fazer 1000 Gen1: http://www.motorcyclespecs.co.za/model/yamaha/yamaha_fzs1000%2005.htm
Re: Bit of Fun. BHP/Ton of Your Bike With/Without Your Fat Arse + Equivalent Cars - scoobiemandan - 16-03-17
(16-03-17, 12:50 AM)Billy Balthorpe link Wrote: [quote author=tommyardin link=topic=22132.msg255686#msg255686 date=1489621207]
Ooy Billy! fuck off with your big boys bike, this is for us wimps that can only handle a little power in small lumps.
467 that really is a shit load of grunt
Fucking the fuck off right now Sir.
But I suspect someone will be along in a minute weighing 70Kg with a 210Kg/150bhp bike. That will give 535 BHP/Tonne with his skinny ass sat on the bike.
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(16-03-17, 12:33 AM)Billy Balthorpe link Wrote: And I'll make your wish come true, skinny arse me on bike comes in at 520BHP/Ton :lol
Really??
Gen 1 Fazer 1000 with 131 RWHP so I guessed at 145 at the crank, 210 KG (Guessed, ill get a proper figure at the next MOT), 100 KG for me gives a bike only figure of 690HP/Tonne and 467HP/Tonne with my fat arse on it.
That's a shitload!
"You have so much horsepower to even care what your Power to Weight Ratio is :-)" Apparently.
Re: Bit of Fun. BHP/Ton of Your Bike With/Without Your Fat Arse + Equivalent Cars - Frosties - 16-03-17
I really want to see Fazersharp's figures.....aka the "Racing Snake" :lol