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YouTube Entertainment - Fazer99 - 01-02-17

I was randomly watching videos on YouTube and found this cracker, Enjoy  :lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRC7SNV0tCQ


Re: YouTube Entertainment - Bretty - 01-02-17

Cool Su-zar-ki. I bet he gets all the be-hutches! :lol

Re: YouTube Entertainment - BBROWN1664 - 01-02-17

600hp and 300mph. Those kartanah's are better than the UK version. Why cant we get such good looking, amazingly quick bikes?

Re: YouTube Entertainment - Graham53 - 01-02-17

I thought he was for real until he said about the husky chain saw chain , then I saw it for what it was :rolleyes
I'm sure after nursey arrives with my medication my brain will work  :lol

Re: YouTube Entertainment - Fazer99 - 01-02-17

I know it was all made up, but I just pissed myself laughing so much and had to share. The thing is I know people that do come out with this kind of bollocks but actually believe it to be true, I worked with a lad years ago that was convinced that by adding go faster stripes to his shitty little Vauxhall Nova it added an extra 10bhp  :rollin :rollin :rollin

Re: YouTube Entertainment - Graham53 - 01-02-17

(01-02-17, 07:40 PM)Fazer99 link Wrote: I know it was all made up, but I just pissed myself laughing so much and had to share. The thing is I know people that do come out with this kind of bollocks but actually believe it to be true, I worked with a lad years ago that was convinced that by adding go faster stripes to his shitty little Vauxhall Nova it added an extra 10bhp  :rollin :rollin :rollin
Aah the 80-90's every car had to have a go faster stripe , are you telling me it didn't make my mk3 cortina quicker , I was sure it did when I was 17  :rollin my world has ended now, you'll be telling me my 2 Fazers haven't got 600 and 1000 hp next  :lol

Re: YouTube Entertainment - Fazer99 - 01-02-17

(01-02-17, 07:48 PM)Graham53 link Wrote: [quote author=Fazer99 link=topic=21763.msg251424#msg251424 date=1485974411]
I know it was all made up, but I just pissed myself laughing so much and had to share. The thing is I know people that do come out with this kind of bollocks but actually believe it to be true, I worked with a lad years ago that was convinced that by adding go faster stripes to his shitty little Vauxhall Nova it added an extra 10bhp  :rollin :rollin :rollin
Aah the 80-90's every car had to have a go faster stripe , are you telling me it didn't make my mk3 cortina quicker , I was sure it did when I was 17  :rollin my world has ended now, you'll be telling me my 2 Fazers haven't got 600 and 1000 hp next  :lol
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:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin

Re: YouTube Entertainment - tommyardin - 01-02-17

(01-02-17, 07:40 PM)Fazer99 link Wrote: I know it was all made up, but I just pissed myself laughing so much and had to share. The thing is I know people that do come out with this kind of bollocks but actually believe it to be true, I worked with a lad years ago that was convinced that by adding go faster stripes to his shitty little Vauxhall Nova it added an extra 10bhp  :rollin :rollin :rollin


Doesn't it  :'(

Re: YouTube Entertainment - Graham53 - 01-02-17

(01-02-17, 09:50 PM)tommyardin link Wrote: [quote author=Fazer99 link=topic=21763.msg251424#msg251424 date=1485974411]
I know it was all made up, but I just pissed myself laughing so much and had to share. The thing is I know people that do come out with this kind of bollocks but actually believe it to be true, I worked with a lad years ago that was convinced that by adding go faster stripes to his shitty little Vauxhall Nova it added an extra 10bhp  :rollin :rollin :rollin


Doesn't it  :'(
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I reckon that curry you've made would add 10 Hp to it  , is that how you get that silver one to go that quick ... wind boost ??

Re: YouTube Entertainment - Edmund - 02-02-17

:rollin :rollin :rollin

Re: YouTube Entertainment - scoobiemandan - 02-02-17

Brilliant  :rollin :rollin :rollin

Re: YouTube Entertainment - tommyardin - 02-02-17

You lot can laugh at me! Oh Yeah! sure.
My arse has been like a Marmite Motorway ever since I had that curry, damn it was a lot hotter than I thought it would be
The Mrs said 'We can finish that curry off tonight if you like' I don't think she was kidding either, I sooner have my testicles given the once over with a rotary wire brush in a foccing hammer drill.  :eek

Re: YouTube Entertainment - Graham53 - 02-02-17

(02-02-17, 03:30 PM)tommyardin link Wrote: You lot can laugh at me! Oh Yeah! sure.
My arse has been like a Marmite Motorway ever since I had that curry, damn it was a lot hotter than I thought it would be
The Mrs said 'We can finish that curry off tonight if you like' I don't think she was kidding either, I sooner have my testicles given the once over with a rotary wire brush in a foccing hammer drill.  :eek
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That johnny cash song springs to mind what's it called ... oh that's it RING OF FIRE ? ??? , would you like a rubber ring with curry sir  :lol


Re: YouTube Entertainment - Fazer99 - 02-02-17

(02-02-17, 03:36 PM)Graham53 link Wrote: [quote author=tommyardin link=topic=21763.msg251534#msg251534 date=1486045839]
You lot can laugh at me! Oh Yeah! sure.
My arse has been like a Marmite Motorway ever since I had that curry, damn it was a lot hotter than I thought it would be
The Mrs said 'We can finish that curry off tonight if you like' I don't think she was kidding either, I sooner have my testicles given the once over with a rotary wire brush in a foccing hammer drill.  :eek
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That johnny cash song springs to mind what's it called ... oh that's it RING OF FIRE ? ??? , would you like a rubber ring with curry sir  :lol
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This curry sounds very enticing. I love Spicy food, I'm normally the crazy foccer that orders the hottest thing on the menu, it might take me ages to finish it and I might pass out a few times, but I will not leave the restaurant unless it's all gone  :lol

Re: YouTube Entertainment - tommyardin - 03-02-17

(02-02-17, 04:02 PM)Fazer99 link Wrote: [quote author=Graham53 link=topic=21763.msg251535#msg251535 date=1486046219]
[quote author=tommyardin link=topic=21763.msg251534#msg251534 date=1486045839]
You lot can laugh at me! Oh Yeah! sure.
My arse has been like a Marmite Motorway ever since I had that curry, damn it was a lot hotter than I thought it would be
The Mrs said 'We can finish that curry off tonight if you like' I don't think she was kidding either, I sooner have my testicles given the once over with a rotary wire brush in a foccing hammer drill.  :eek
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That johnny cash song springs to mind what's it called ... oh that's it RING OF FIRE ? ??? , would you like a rubber ring with curry sir  :lol
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This curry sounds very enticing. I love Spicy food, I'm normally the crazy foccer that orders the hottest thing on the menu, it might take me ages to finish it and I might pass out a few times, but I will not leave the restaurant unless it's all gone  :lol
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He he!
I like fairly hot curry but this stuff was like Nitromors paint stripper.


I did have some the following night but I bought a tin of butter beans and a tin of mixed mex beans tin of chopped tomatoes and put another spud in it and another couple of chicken tits, made it much more civilised. :eek