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Bernie Ecclestone - locksmith - 01-08-16
How can a man be 18 years older than his Mother-in-Law?
Glad she's ok but if I got the ransom call about my M-i-L, pay up or she dies, mmm............................................ :lol
Re: Bernie Ecclestone - dazza - 01-08-16
I had my ex-mother-in-law knock on my door last night with two suitcases in her hands.
She said "Do you mind if I stay here for a couple of days"
I said "Not at all, if you need anything just knock"
Re: Bernie Ecclestone - slappy - 01-08-16
(01-08-16, 01:58 PM)locksmith link Wrote: How can a man be 18 years older than his Mother-in-Law?
Glad she's ok but if I got the ransom call about my M-i-L, pay up or she dies, mmm............................................ :lol
Cos he is foccing stupidly rich, amazingly that makes you attractive to very young women no matter what you look like.
Re: Bernie Ecclestone - locksmith - 01-08-16
With his looks good job he's rich!
Re: Bernie Ecclestone - celticdog - 01-08-16
(01-08-16, 03:57 PM)locksmith link Wrote: With his looks good job he's rich!. . . Or he could have hugely over developed genetalia
Re: Bernie Ecclestone - robbo - 01-08-16
And may also be able to lick his eyebrows.
Re: Bernie Ecclestone - BBROWN1664 - 01-08-16
(01-08-16, 04:12 PM)robbo link Wrote: And may also be able to lick his eyebrows.
I thought everyone could do that :pokefun
Re: Bernie Ecclestone - lew600fazer - 01-08-16
Come on Lads give Bernie a break, his wife is obviously very much in love with him, concerning the mother inlaw. I reckon Bernie set that up as she was likely as not gobbing off at him. Decided to teach her a lesson, :rolleyes
Re: Bernie Ecclestone - darrsi - 02-08-16
His own helicopter pilot is one of 3 people nicked for the abduction.
I can feel a future film coming on!
Re: Bernie Ecclestone - Exupnut - 02-08-16
.....only if he can negotiate the deal