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Fancy a leek ? - slimwilly - 31-08-15
I just called by my dad's , he is a fanatical veg gardener,he specialises in show specimen veg,,he gave me three leeks to take home
Here they are alongside one of our 4 year old lodgers for size comparison
Re: Fancy a leek ? - taylor - 03-09-15
send them to twickenham , co wru, :lol
Re: Fancy a leek ? - Skippernick - 03-09-15
Bog off we would liquidize them.
Re: Fancy a leek ? - noggythenog - 03-09-15
Do you not have tape measures in Leominster :lol
Re: Fancy a leek ? - sinto607276 - 04-09-15
Being Scottish, I'm unfamiliar with those green and white things, what is it you do with them? :lol
Re: Fancy a leek ? - slimwilly - 04-09-15
Our normal custom is to knock the dirt off then wait for a Welshman (even of Scottish origen) to cross the border and shove it up their arse. Just to the green bits,,not all the way.
Re: Fancy a leek ? - noggythenog - 04-09-15
The only thing more leaky than slims plumbing is........his leeks :lol
Re: Fancy a leek ? - slimwilly - 04-09-15
Well do you think he would believe me if I wrote we chop them up and cook them with a creamy chesse sauce on them and eat um ?
Re: Fancy a leek ? - noggythenog - 04-09-15
(04-09-15, 08:43 PM)slimwilly link Wrote: Well do you think he would believe me if I wrote we chop them up and cook them with a creamy chesse sauce on them and eat um ?
Good strapline for the side of the van :lol
Re: Fancy a leek ? - sinto607276 - 04-09-15
(04-09-15, 08:25 PM)slimwilly link Wrote: Our normal custom is to knock the dirt off then wait for a Welshman (even of Scottish origen) to cross the border and shove it up their arse. Just to the green bits,,not all the way.:rollin :rollin
Re: Fancy a leek ? - sinto607276 - 04-09-15
(04-09-15, 08:43 PM)slimwilly link Wrote: Well do you think he would believe me if I wrote we chop them up and cook them with a creamy chesse sauce on them and eat um ?Nope, I wouldn't believe that slim
