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Another "OFF" - dazza - 06-11-14
Had a bit of an off last night, smashed my left knee, just came out of surgery. :eek
Who wants to see the X-ray ?
Re: Another "OFF" - nick crisp - 06-11-14
Oh bloody hell, not you as well!! How, what, where, can I have your bike etc.
How are you?
Bet mine was better than yours
:lol
Re: Another "OFF" - dazza - 06-11-14
Still a bit drowsy atm Nick and details are a bit fuzzy.
Give me a few hours and I'll fill you in and try and upload the X-ray.
Re: Another "OFF" - Exupnut - 06-11-14
Awww dazza ....wtf append? Ur not slow or a novice so pray tell...WE WANN KNOW.
I would ask for ur bike but it's yellow FFS
![[Image: 6f066a8d11c13ebc92b41945fe9a7631.jpg]](http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/14/11/06/6f066a8d11c13ebc92b41945fe9a7631.jpg)
Re: Another "OFF" - bigbluebear - 06-11-14
Nae luck Dazza, what happened and more importantly how's the bike.
Re: Another "OFF" - witchfinder - 06-11-14
I may be wrong but I think I know which x ray pic is about to be shown
if I am wrong hope you heal well matey 
Re: Another "OFF" - Exupnut - 06-11-14
(06-11-14, 08:28 PM)dazza link Wrote: Give me a few hours and I'll fill you in and try and upload the X-ray.
I'd like to fill I'm in an'all...he fukin works fer Oxford Products.
Re: Another "OFF" - nick crisp - 06-11-14
(06-11-14, 09:17 PM)Exupnut link Wrote: [quote author=dazza link=topic=15233.msg172777#msg172777 date=1415302085]
Give me a few hours and I'll fill you in and try and upload the X-ray.
I'd like to fill I'm in an'all...he fukin attends at Oxford Products.
[/quote]
FTFY :thumbup
Don't worry folks, soon have my phone-jamming device working on the bugger again
"hidden," my arse :rolleyes
Re: Another "OFF" - dazza - 06-11-14
Right, it's all coming back to me now.
Came round a fast sweeping left hand bend in the dark last night.
As I exit 'ed the apex, there it was a broken down lorry with it's ramp down.
I had nowhere to go and ended up in the back of the lorry amongst it's cargo of dildos destined for Anne Summers. :evil
Witch Finder....You're like that annoying bloke down the pub. :lol
Re: Another "OFF" - Exupnut - 06-11-14
Isn't that cock the wrong way round then?
Re: Another "OFF" - nick crisp - 06-11-14
Foc it, I'm having yer bike anyway :finger
Re: Another "OFF" - noggythenog - 06-11-14
I heard you're a bit cocky when you're on the bike
It musta been a tank slapper.
Hope you get well soon......recovery can often be a shlong & very slow process
Re: Another "OFF" - red98 - 06-11-14
Oiiii dazza.....how the foc did you get hold of my personal medical records........ :lol
Re: Another "OFF" - Skippernick - 06-11-14
Glad you are ok mate.
Its the turn of the 1000's now!
Re: Another "OFF" - bigbluebear - 06-11-14
You'd have felt right at home in the back of that lorry being a cunt
Re: Another "OFF" - lew600fazer - 06-11-14
Slack 1/2'' there mate. Never mind tackle intact.
Re: Another "OFF" - Exupnut - 06-11-14
(06-11-14, 10:33 PM)bigbluebear link Wrote: You'd have felt right at home in the back of that lorry being a cunt
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Foccin GENIUS
Re: Another "OFF" - dazza - 07-11-14
(06-11-14, 10:33 PM)bigbluebear link Wrote: You'd have felt right at home in the back of that lorry being a cunt
:rollin could have stayed there all night
Re: Another "OFF" - witchfinder - 07-11-14
(06-11-14, 09:32 PM)dazza link Wrote: Right, it's all coming back to me now.:lol
Came round a fast sweeping left hand bend in the dark last night.
As I exit 'ed the apex, there it was a broken down lorry with it's ramp down.
I had nowhere to go and ended up in the back of the lorry amongst it's cargo of dildos destined for Anne Summers. :evil
Witch Finder....You're like that annoying bloke down the pub.
Sorry chief
Re: Another "OFF" - slimwilly - 08-11-14
I am not beleiving anything this bloke writes any more,,ever ever ever again,,plus that XRAY :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek , Brilliant,,
Well done Dazza