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Deadeyes Crash..Plus his Spontaneous Fazer Combustion incident. - noggythenog - 27-01-14
Imagine going into a hedge :eek
Imagine his bike going on fire! :'(
What a dunce!!!
No wonder he's now a thou owner & putting the hex on the blue thous.
I wonder what car he drives, maybe a Subaru, they like off road.
Re: Deadeyes Crash. - richfzs - 27-01-14
How odd, when he mentioned his little mistake, I thought he was referring to his preference for arson, on his own garage and fzs600 in particular!
What a dunce!!!
Still, he smells of wee now...
Deadeyes Crash. - Exupnut - 27-01-14
I was just in front of him when he came off noggy. When I hadn't seen him in my mirrors fer a couple of minute i went back and he had a serious WTF!! Look on his face. Then he just jumped on mine and shot off no probs.
How could ya loose that bid ya bastid.... In the words of steeeereeeeeeeevvvveeee66666666666666......WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Re: Deadeyes Crash. - noggythenog - 27-01-14
Ha ha that fairing was too foccin pricey mate, if you ever make a limit you should never exceed it as it only encourages the next folk to bump their prices up, i suppose something is only worth what folk are willing to pay but on the basis of breakers selling them for £150 then surely a cheaper one will pop up & blue seems like apopular colour to crash these days
I dont know if yous have read Cristos thread but anyway Deadeye is complaining because nobody mentions his off anymore so you know im a helpful type of guy & all that & this is now his dedicated thread for it. He he!
Sorry Deadeye :lol
Re: Deadeyes Crash. - His Dudeness - 27-01-14
(27-01-14, 02:24 PM)richfzs link Wrote: How odd, when he mentioned his little mistake, I thought he was referring to his preference for arson, on his own garage and fzs600 in particular!
What a dunce!!!
Still, he smells of wee now...
I hear he's the only man in history to light his house on fire with a can of coke.
Re: Deadeyes Crash. - noggythenog - 27-01-14
Mythbusters are suing him for debunking their already disproved myth that mobile phones can ignite petrol whilst filling up.
He sent a text when he was filling up his car & his bike set alight 10 miles away! :lol
Re: Deadeyes Crash. - His Dudeness - 27-01-14
(27-01-14, 02:46 PM)noggythenog link Wrote: Mythbusters are suing him for debunking their already disproved myth that mobile phones can ignite petrol whilst filling up.
He sent a text when he was filling up his car & his bike set alight 10 miles away! :lol
:lol
I heard he's generating so many new myths they're taking him on as a script writer :lol
Re: Deadeyes Crash. - Dead Eye - 27-01-14
(27-01-14, 02:19 PM)noggythenog link Wrote: Imagine going into a hedge :eek
What a dunce!!!
No wonder he's now a thou owner & putting the hex on the blue thous.
I wonder what car he drives, maybe a Subaru, they like off road.
That was stupid, but not on a grand scale. Plus, a hedge would have hurt less
The grand arson was the incident I was referring to as noted by richfzs... I still have the burnt carcass...
Re: Deadeyes Crash. - Dead Eye - 27-01-14
(27-01-14, 02:24 PM)richfzs link Wrote: Still, he smells of wee now...
Why? I'm confused :'(
Re: Deadeyes Crash. - Exupnut - 27-01-14
Cos were all pissin on your bonfire lol
Re: Deadeyes Crash. - noggythenog - 27-01-14
(27-01-14, 03:04 PM)Dead Eye link Wrote: [quote author=richfzs link=topic=11492.msg123549#msg123549 date=1390829098]
Still, he smells of wee now...
Why? I'm confused :'(
[/quote]
Thou owners.....old & wise & wee soaked
Re: Deadeyes Crash. - richfzs - 27-01-14
Wise? Hardly, a wise man wouldn't torch his garage with a can of coke!
Re: Deadeyes Crash. - richfzs - 27-01-14
Nor indeed, would a wise man remind us all to take the piss out of him! Unless - what does Christo have on you, that he's persuaded to deflect the flak from him?!
Re: Deadeyes Crash. - Dead Eye - 27-01-14
Well I'm younger, so far, than everyone else who has posted on this thread
I'll take wise though... except in the instance of arson...
(27-01-14, 03:47 PM)richfzs link Wrote: Nor indeed, would a wise man remind us all to take the piss out of him! Unless - what does Christo have on you, that he's persuaded to deflect the flak from him?!
I'm just that modest and kind hearted... plus it doesn't bother me as I know what I did was beyond retarded and I've gotten over it
Re: Deadeyes Crash. - richfzs - 27-01-14
Well, you're no fun :rollin
Re: Deadeyes Crash. - Dead Eye - 27-01-14
:'( :'( :'(
Re: Deadeyes Crash. - ChristoT - 27-01-14
(27-01-14, 03:47 PM)richfzs link Wrote: Nor indeed, would a wise man remind us all to take the piss out of him! Unless - what does Christo have on you, that he's persuaded to deflect the flak from him?!
More than you will ever know....
:evil
Re: Deadeyes Crash. - Dead Eye - 27-01-14
He wishes that was the case at least
Edit: Funny that this thread should be created today... someone literally just tagged me in the below photo
Re: Deadeyes Crash. - Skippernick - 27-01-14
Where?
Re: Deadeyes Crash. - noggythenog - 27-01-14
Theres a saying about this pic.
Goes a little something like............
"Theres no smoke without.............Deadeye"