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I can relate to this - dazza - 22-01-14
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she was a drama queen, cried all the time . So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met. She made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. Now, I'm 40 and just looking for a girl with big tits.
Re: I can relate to this - bigbluebear - 22-01-14
Then when your 42 you will find a girl with big tits.........then quickly realise she is a tranny
Re: I can relate to this - dazza - 22-01-14
(22-01-14, 05:42 PM)bigbluebear link Wrote: Then when your 42 you will find a girl with big tits.........then quickly realise she is a tranny:lol Oh yes, life can certainly suck.
Re: I can relate to this - bigbluebear - 22-01-14
So can the tranny..........just close your eyes and let her/him get on with it :\
Re: I can relate to this - Kosmic Kartman - 22-01-14
:lol nice
Re: I can relate to this - chaz - 22-01-14
yep, been there done that, now I think I've got a photo somewhere, I'll see if I can find one?
Re: I can relate to this - chaz - 22-01-14
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Re: I can relate to this - rustyrider - 23-01-14
Take it from an old codger. At 31, you don't want to be looking for a girl with big tits because by the time she's 40 they'll be hanging around her waist somewhere. Go for one with tits like two fried eggs on an ironing board and they don't droop anything like as far. Remember, less than a mouthful isn't enough but more than a mouthful is wasted......
Re: I can relate to this - bigbluebear - 23-01-14
(22-01-14, 08:53 PM)chaz link Wrote: ?
Yes we can see the edited posts....in the hot tub indeed :lol
Re: I can relate to this - Dead Eye - 23-01-14
(23-01-14, 01:15 AM)rustyrider link Wrote: Remember, less than a mouthful isn't enough but more than a mouthful is wasted......
I prefer to raise the measurement to a "handful"
Re: I can relate to this - rustyrider - 23-01-14
Unless you've got small hands and a big gob........
Re: I can relate to this - Grahamm - 24-01-14
(23-01-14, 12:08 PM)Dead Eye link Wrote: [quote author=rustyrider link=topic=11425.msg122678#msg122678 date=1390436101]
Remember, less than a mouthful isn't enough but more than a mouthful is wasted......
I prefer to raise the measurement to a "handful"
[/quote]
So speak two guys who clearly have no idea what they're missing out on...!
Re: I can relate to this - Dead Eye - 24-01-14
Been having some fun with Mrs Grahamm? :lol
Re: I can relate to this - Grahamm - 24-01-14
(24-01-14, 01:21 AM)Dead Eye link Wrote: Been having some fun with Mrs Grahamm? :lol
There's no Mrs Grahamm. There are, however, a number of young (well, younger than me) ladies of my acquaintance...
Re: I can relate to this - rustyrider - 24-01-14
(24-01-14, 01:18 AM)Grahamm link Wrote: [quote author=Dead Eye link=topic=11425.msg122717#msg122717 date=1390475305]
[quote author=rustyrider link=topic=11425.msg122678#msg122678 date=1390436101]
Remember, less than a mouthful isn't enough but more than a mouthful is wasted......
I prefer to raise the measurement to a "handful"
[/quote]
So speak two guys who clearly have no idea what they're missing out on...!
[/quote]Oh I do, it all depends if you're looking long or short term.......