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Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! What have I done to fucking deserve THIS?! - ChristoT - 31-12-13

And now the fucker has blown up on me! The RAC guy reckons it's either a compression ring or a cylinder liner. Either way, it's bad and certainly expensive. What have I done to deserve this THIS time? :'( :'( Sad Sad

Re: Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! What have I done to fucking deserve THIS?! - dazza - 31-12-13

Pet Shop Boys - What Have I Done To Deserve This

Re: Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! What have I done to fucking deserve THIS?! - fazersharp - 31-12-13

Its your guardian angel stepping in  Wink

Re: Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! What have I done to fucking deserve THIS?! - JoeRock - 31-12-13

Christo, either you are your bike are cursed. it's the only relatively good explanation!

Re: Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! What have I done to fucking deserve THIS?! - Exupnut - 31-12-13

At least you'll live longer  :lol

Re: Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! What have I done to fucking deserve THIS?! - Fuzzy - 31-12-13

Sorry to hear this mate, hasn't been the best biking year for you has it  :\ Hope 2014 will be better.





Re: Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! What have I done to fucking deserve THIS?! - ChristoT - 31-12-13

At least Dazza had provided a good song, ya bastards! :lol

Re: Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! What have I done to fucking deserve THIS?! - midden - 31-12-13

Oh foc
I do feel for ya, but I refuse to believe anyone who says they managed to not spit their tea out upon seeing this latest Smile

Re: Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! What have I done to fucking deserve THIS?! - stevierst - 31-12-13

Holy shit dude! It never rains but what it pours in the ChristoT household. Stick with it matey, it'll all come together in the end.

Re: Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! What have I done to fucking deserve THIS?! - RobG UK - 31-12-13

(31-12-13, 03:08 PM)stevierst link Wrote: Holy shit dude! It never rains but what it pours in the ChristoT household. Stick with it matey, it'll all come together in the end.
A story in one sentence  :'(

Re: Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! What have I done to fucking deserve THIS?! - headgonekneedown - 31-12-13

nowt to due with the bike being on its side and oil not getting to where it should?

Re: Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! What have I done to fucking deserve THIS?! - Dead Eye - 31-12-13

If the RAC man is right, then the quickest (since you need it for transport) option is to replace the cylinder barrels and pistons or replace the entire engine.

If you can source the parts, I'm sure some foccers could help with the labour and tools... though having said that, are you back in the UK yet?

Re: Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! What have I done to fucking deserve THIS?! - Frosties - 31-12-13

(31-12-13, 03:05 PM)midden link Wrote: Oh foc
I do feel for ya, but I refuse to believe anyone who says they managed to not spit their tea out upon seeing this latest Smile


I choked on me coffee  :lol


Christo - trust me, bikes have feelings & yours has just committed suicide :lol

Re: Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! What have I done to fucking deserve THIS?! - nick crisp - 31-12-13

Really feel for you mate, what a crappy time you're having bike-wise lately. But, it's all character building - get through it, and look back and laugh later down the road. Wishing you better luck for the new year. 

Re: Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! What have I done to fucking deserve THIS?! - richfzs - 31-12-13

(31-12-13, 04:25 PM)Dead Eye link Wrote: though having said that, are you back in the UK yet?

He must be, if the RAC man is looking at it?

Re: Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! What have I done to fucking deserve THIS?! - Exupnut - 31-12-13

he's back in the uk?

Dear DVLA,  please take my licence back....

Re: Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! What have I done to fucking deserve THIS?! - Dead Eye - 31-12-13

Wait, you have a licence?!

Re: Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! What have I done to fucking deserve THIS?! - midden - 31-12-13

(31-12-13, 04:25 PM)Dead Eye link Wrote: If the RAC man is right, then the quickest (since you need it for transport) option is to replace the cylinder barrels and pistons or replace the entire engine.

If you can source the parts, I'm sure some foccers could help with the labour and tools... though having said that, are you back in the UK yet?


surely another bike would be better option. Remember along with engine repairs it still needs tyres

Re: Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! What have I done to fucking deserve THIS?! - Dead Eye - 31-12-13

I guess - it depends on cost of the parts

I have no idea if you can even pick up a spare engine for that bike nor what it would cost. It was mostly a case of getting back on the road asap instead of cost. Granted a new bike is quicker for most people, but this is Christo. He is fussy. It would take. Forever.

Re: Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! What have I done to fucking deserve THIS?! - richfzs - 31-12-13

And we'd have to listen to his constant deliberations, changes of mind, fretting over cost etc etc, so for focs sake, please take the quick option Christo :wink