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going batty - snapper - 30-07-13
This did make me laugh
My 8yr old son Matthew and Amelia (5) are at his gramparents for a few days ( school hols) and at lunch time my sisterinlaw to be went in to see them
The gramparents are having the ceiling in the lounge replaced and new spot lights fitted so its pretty open beams felt and wires hanging out !
read on !
Matthew: Arrgghhhhh there's a bat in the living room!!!
sisterinlaw: Yeh, whatevs...
Matthew: There is! It's huge!
Matthew then shows me how large it is with his hands (about 2-3 foot long)
sisterinlaw: That's not a bat, it's a pterodactyl.
... Amelia: (Crying) I don't like pterodactyls...(cuddles up to Mum)
sisterinlaw: Bats turn into vampires so if it does and he's fit just give me a shout.
We all head back into the kitchen and leave Matthew with the "bat"
2 minutes later...
Matthew: It's backkkkkk!!!!
sisterinlaw :So I walk into the living room and come face to face with a bat. A large bat.
I scream....run out and slam the door shut leaving Matthew in there with it and all you can hear is him screaming.......lol.....whoops
I open the door again and feel around for Matthew, grab him and pull him out by his shirt.
Damage is done. He's now scared of bats.
And pterodactyls.
I have terrorised the kids yet again.
Re: going batty - Bracechenko - 30-07-13
lol
I'm sure that's how Batman became the superhero that he is
Re: going batty - stevierst - 30-07-13
There's nothing funnier than traumatizing your own kids! Lol ^-^^-^^-^
Re: going batty - chaz - 30-07-13
Reminds me of when "AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON" had been on the telly my kids would have been 10 and 12 but not seen it (I hope) but some of there friends had so they knew the plot?
So it's winter and we set off to go to Whitby...... OVER THE MOORS........ I'm telling them we mustn't be on the moors after sunset, knowing dam well that we would be and when the car started kangarooing and I'm shouting we're on the moors its dark and the cars breaking down and the kids are screaming :lol well I thought it was funny............................
Re: going batty - DILLIGAFF - 31-07-13
.................and now your grandparents ceiling is a protected wildlife habitat, so it will need to stay as it is ???
Re: going batty - chaz - 31-07-13
http://youtu.be/Hb7zhYzenhY?t=1m20s
this is a bit scary, just a bit?
Re: going batty - snapper - 31-07-13
" .................and now your grandparents ceiling is a protected wildlife habitat, so it will need to stay as it is ??? " NOOO door open and eventually away it went without any adding proding or even poking ! thats was a great film abit dated now but still worth watching !