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age old question answered - ddtwelve - 08-04-13
I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.
Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. Well, after another beer and some heavy deductive thinking I have come up with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby and here is the reason for my conclusion: A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "it might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case....time for another beer!
Re: age old question answered - bri h - 08-04-13
Yep thats why i think god was a woman. No male deity would put the nuts on the outside
Re: age old question answered - Tiberius Onklevaart - 08-04-13
Thats cos when guys say it, its usually prefixed with "Yes, Domina"
Re: age old question answered - dolau - 09-04-13
Youv'e been watching Spartacus too! :eek