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Joke... - Skippernick - 12-02-12
Everyones a comedian nowadays.
Even the paramedic who was unable to resuscitate Whitney couldn't avoid the odd gag when he radioed dispatch and said...
"It's Houston, we have a problem".
Re: Joke... - bikerboys - 13-02-12
:rollin that's terrible
Re: Joke... - Aegis Bearing Mel - 13-02-12
Almost as bad as the fact she's in a new film with Kevin Costner, The BodyBag.
Re: Joke... - madmondeoman - 13-02-12
First Amy Winehouse, now Whitney Houston, Columbia has a tough financial year ahead.
Re: Joke... - alan sherman - 13-02-12
Nah - sales rocket post-mortem. Longer term prospects would be more of a worry.
Re: Joke... - Looney tune - 14-02-12
Whats the difference between Whitney Houston and Rangers ?
About 3 weeks
Re: Joke... - Chillum - 14-02-12
(14-02-12, 04:18 PM)Looney tune link Wrote: Whats the difference between Whitney Houston and Rangers ?
About 3 weeks
Have they both fallen down a crack or something?
Re: Joke... - Chillum - 14-02-12
Turns out that 6th Grammy wasn't such a good idea
Re: Joke... - Looney tune - 14-02-12
(14-02-12, 04:25 PM)Chillum link Wrote: [quote author=Looney tune link=topic=1716.msg12876#msg12876 date=1329232683]
Whats the difference between Whitney Houston and Rangers ?
About 3 weeks
Have they both fallen down a crack or something?
[/quote]
Rangers, crack, no. Grand canyon, yes
Re: Joke... - Skippernick - 14-02-12
Whats six inches and isn't going to get sucked this Valentines day.
Whitney's Crack pipe. :rollin
Jeez i crack myself up.
Re: Joke... - Chillum - 14-02-12
You been looking them up haven't you?
I preferred the 'what's pink and sits on a doormat?' one, but didn't have the heart to post it.
Re: Joke... - richfzs - 14-02-12
:lol aye, that one worked for me too Chillum :lol
Re: Joke... - Skippernick - 14-02-12
No these are all genuine ones from my mate at work.
Re: Joke... - Tiberius Onklevaart - 15-02-12
(14-02-12, 04:18 PM)Looney tune link Wrote: Whats the difference between Whitney Houston and Rangers ?
About 3 weeks
Now that Whitney is dead, Kevin Costner has taken the job as Thousandaire Whitey's minder.
He's now The Proddyguard
Re: Joke... - pitternator - 15-02-12
everyone now proclaims her as classic, legendary etc etc, yet when she was alive, she was positively ignored. .....Typical 2 faced reaction from showbiz...... darling!