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A motorcycle mechanic - snapper - 19-01-12
A motorcycle mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Panther M100 when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?" The cardiologist, a bit surprised walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired or replaced anything damaged, and then put everything back in, and when I finished, it worked just like new.So how is it that I make £16.000 a year and you make over £1m when you and I are doing basically the same work?"
The cardiologist paused, leaned over, and then whispered to the mechanic.....
"Try doing it with the engine running."
Re: A motorcycle mechanic - bikerboys - 19-01-12
:rollin good one
Re: A motorcycle mechanic - JKay - 20-01-12
:lol Brilliant :lol
Re: A motorcycle mechanic - pitternator - 20-01-12
I think they actually stop the heart and do the work with the patient on a bypass machine.....but still a good joke ! :lol