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Re: stuttering fzs 600 - ade the blade - 21-05-12
(21-05-12, 09:12 PM)CRH link Wrote: hey, ade?.....just been thinking?Clive...........for the last and final time, p&ss off to bed you twisted tart :lol :lol :lol :lol p&ssing meself here !!....whats the difference between a ...ride out on a exausted bike, and her indoors??????
Re: stuttering fzs 600 - ade the blade - 21-05-12
(21-05-12, 09:09 PM)Dead Eye link Wrote: [quote author=red98 link=topic=2066.msg24905#msg24905 date=1337630873]
thats it no more.............fazer fixing,this banter is much more fun...just wish i understood it :rollin :rollin
Completely agree... I think this is one of those moments where I'm told "You'll understand when you're older"
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i know mate...still waiting for someone to explain all about the birds and bees. no Clive no, the real explanation...not your twisted and sick alternative version :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
Re: stuttering fzs 600 - CRH - 21-05-12
well? seein you itchin to know?????????? .....ones a ..pant in the country"... the others a c..t in the pantry?....yes i know off to bed clive.................... :z :z :z :z :z :z :z :z :z :z :z :z :z :z :z :z ....... :lol
Re: stuttering fzs 600 - ade the blade - 21-05-12
:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin are the any other fazer forums that i might get a proper answer to my bike questions? thought not :\ :\ :\ :\ :\ :\ :\ :\ :\ :\ :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol .....red, wake up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: stuttering fzs 600 - CRH - 21-05-12
ade?............what was your question again??...after all?............we are here to help!!!!!!!!!!!
..ps, bought a new snorkel today?....might go muff diving tonight?? :lol
Re: stuttering fzs 600 - ade the blade - 21-05-12
(21-05-12, 09:30 PM)CRH link Wrote: ade?............what was your question again??...after all?............we are here to help!!!!!!!!!!!clive, my original question was how easy would it be to ram my partners 2000 model fzs600 fazer up clives big fat arse :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin . why not treat yourself and go bog snorkelling :lol :lol :lol
Re: stuttering fzs 600 - CRH - 21-05-12
oh? and by the way?......in ref, to the birds and the bees??? ....no fkn difference at all???/ ...they both will fkn sting you given the chance!!!!!! :lol
Re: stuttering fzs 600 - ade the blade - 21-05-12
thats it ....no more. bedtime. night night peeps. off to dream about snorkels and diaphrams :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Re: stuttering fzs 600 - CRH - 21-05-12
anyway mate?.....ime mentaly fooked now? what with sorting you,s and reds bikes out?..am havin a early night!!......its nealy june and her indoors wants sex again????....not with me?....no, bought her a vibrator!!!!!...gud un?.....diesel on wheels, with BANNER PLANT HIRE LTD written down side of it?......unlike me that fkr can go all night on 50p??????? :lol ..nite :z
Re: stuttering fzs 600 - red98 - 22-05-12
crazy dream last night :o :o :o :o ....after all that advise last night i was hoping for a smooth ride this morning,started the old girl up through my leg over and eased open the taps.....no change,stutter,stutter ,stop ,go....still the foccing same.......are we talking about the same thing
Re: stuttering fzs 600 - CRH - 22-05-12
well red?...not quite sure what you on about?....but ile try and help?...when i first met my missis she was out riding a horse!!...took ages to shag it?...got 4 faults and a refusal at first jump!!! :'( ...second time didnt go well either?..asked me to shag her like a black man??.. told her i just did??...she said?..how do you make that out then?...told her hadnt washed it for a month??....only other night i asked her for sex? her reply?....ok darling if you must?...just put me nighty down when youve finished!!!!....this realy pissed me off? ..cus it was me wareing the fkr :lol ,......you cant beat a good blow up doll mate??
....no back chat if it slips up wrong entry!!, allways got a smile on its face?,..when your rammin your exaust"...(motorcycle slang)..down its throat!!!...and best of all???.....if it slides over your side of bed in nite?..you can throw the bitch out!!...without it packin its bag next day ,and fkn off back to its mothers!!!!!....sayin all this? remember last summer?..when we had that scorchin weather??... :rolleyes ...one wkend she stayed at her mates!...so i thort to meself?..right time for...mingeater" has i nicknamed her? (got her off a lesbian i know)...windows open!,cool air blowin around room!, bike pump in hand!, to show herself?....anyway didnt go to fkn plan did it??...got a bit to carried away?..gave her a love bite!!..big bang :eek ..blew out window! didnt see her agen :'( hope this helps? clive.....
Re: stuttering fzs 600 - red98 - 22-05-12
did she fart as she flew out the window
......all this banter and my bike still has a stutter.........can anyone tell me whats wrong with my old girl :\ :\ :\
Re: stuttering fzs 600 - CRH - 22-05-12
yes red", still think its your diaphrams??....if just ones weak! cause problems!!
Re: stuttering fzs 600 - red98 - 22-05-12
ok crh......ive just changed the diaphrams for the ones in my secondhand carbs,was able to do the swap without taking the carbs off...will use the bike for wory in the morning and see what difference it makes
....the replacement ones were a bit smaller than the origanals had a bit of trouble seating them in the body of the carbs....i wonder...
Re: stuttering fzs 600 - CRH - 22-05-12
if your old ones ,,,had gone weak?,,,then mabe it had made them stretch? hence the ones your replacing / tighter fit???????????? :rolleyes
Re: stuttering fzs 600 - ade the blade - 22-05-12
carb porn.........what next :rolleyes
Re: stuttering fzs 600 - red98 - 22-05-12
(22-05-12, 08:22 PM)ade the blade link Wrote: carb porn.........what next :rolleyes
it was going well tonight....untill now :\ .....evening ade
Re: stuttering fzs 600 - ade the blade - 22-05-12
nobody understands me.........not even my resident shrink
. oh good morning red !!
Re: stuttering fzs 600 - red98 - 22-05-12
(22-05-12, 08:11 PM)CRH link Wrote: if your old ones ,,,had gone weak?,,,then mabe it had made them stretch? hence the ones your replacing / tighter fit???????????? :rolleyes
yes thats what iam thinking aswell ...test ride in the morning
Re: stuttering fzs 600 - red98 - 22-05-12
(22-05-12, 08:28 PM)ade the blade link Wrote: nobody understands me.........not even my resident shrink
made any progress ade