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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - sinto607276 - 03-08-15
What why why do people going through average speed cameras go through them at the set speed, (50mph in the case of new ones on M74) then speed up in between them?
Don't they realise they're called 'average speed cameras'? Foccin donkeys :groan
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - maddog04 - 04-08-15
twats in beemers tailgating up your arse on the motorway......had this last night in lane 3........then the twat in the car behind the beemer who decided to undertake all of us by moving from 3 to 2
a quick point to some blue chequered tape on me high viz saw both twats immediately fall back a good distance.......CNUTS
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - darrsi - 04-08-15
On the way home from work just now there was a BMW( :rolleyes ) facing me with his right indicator on ready to do a right turn so as the lights had gone red up ahead I did the decent thing and stopped to let him cross my path.
SEVEN cars then thought "Fuck that." and UNDERTOOK me as me and the BMW driver just sat there like idiots watching them all fly past and join the queue of traffic a bit further up? What the fuck?
Manners have just about disappeared on the roads these days, especially around my area, drivers appear to be completely self righteous wankers.
Rant over. :\
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - caretaker - 04-08-15
people who complain.
all right, i'll get my goat.
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - sinto607276 - 04-08-15
(04-08-15, 06:40 PM)caretaker link Wrote: people who complain.
all right, i'll get my goat.
Get your coat while your at it :lol
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - darrsi - 04-08-15
Dyslexia. :lol
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - sinto607276 - 04-08-15
Dyslexia or predicted txt? :lol
That a pic of you darrsi?
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - darrsi - 04-08-15
(04-08-15, 06:51 PM)sinto link Wrote: Dyslexia or predicted txt? :lol
That a pic of you darrsi?
"What gets my toga"
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - sinto607276 - 04-08-15
(04-08-15, 07:25 PM)darrsi link Wrote: "What gets my toga"
:rollin :rollin :rollin
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - noggythenog - 04-08-15
(04-08-15, 06:40 PM)caretaker link Wrote: people who complain.
all right, i'll get my goat.
You've goat to be joking
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - Grahamm - 05-08-15
(31-07-15, 09:57 PM)Dinger1962 link Wrote: Career benefit scroungers
People who fall for the "Scrounger"/ "Illegal Immigrants"/ "Parasites" narrative that our Government and their tame media keep pushing out.
Did you know that, for instance, the owners of the Daily Mail, that paper that claims to be on the side of the "Hard Working Tax Payers" are registered abroad to avoid tax?
See this list for many more famous names that do the same.
But no, let's keep kicking the poorest in society and blame them for being poor and force them to work in conditions of near slavery, whilst the rich bastards have expensive lawyers and financial advisers and do tidy deal with HMRC and their mates in power to allow them to hoard lots of money and screw everyone else because "I'm alright, Jack"!
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - maddog04 - 05-08-15
mate knows a cop who works fraud/tax cheating
along with HMRC they've just busted a large well known Co. who have evaded £22M in tax
evaded = deliberately dodging their tax in this case and they're on their way to court now.......probably strike a deal to pay back a few mil :evil
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - midden - 05-08-15
No turn mattress, like it's a beneficial selling point
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - noggythenog - 05-08-15
(05-08-15, 09:09 PM)midden link Wrote: No turn mattress, like it's a beneficial selling point
I got one of those no sex mattresses instead :lol
No turn pancakes would be good though
Or no turn steak
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - darrsi - 06-08-15
(05-08-15, 10:44 PM)noggythenog link Wrote: [quote author=midden link=topic=17546.msg206252#msg206252 date=1438805353]
No turn mattress, like it's a beneficial selling point
I got one of those no sex mattresses instead :lol
No turn pancakes would be good though
Or no turn steak
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I seem to be a life member of the no turn winning Lotto club. :'(
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - Jazoli - 06-08-15
Folk who wear hi vis jackets with pretend police stripes or even worse with POLITE on them, I did ask one particular cocksocket last weekend why he was wearing a POLITE hi vis, he responded that cars would get out of his way, I called him a c you next tueday and he didn't like it much, the knob jockey.
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - YamFazFan - 06-08-15
:lol :lol :lol
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - esetest - 06-08-15
People in stationary traffic who get too close .
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - darrsi - 06-08-15
(06-08-15, 07:13 AM)Jazoli link Wrote: Folk who wear hi vis jackets with pretend police stripes or even worse with POLITE on them, I did ask one particular cocksocket last weekend why he was wearing a POLITE hi vis, he responded that cars would get out of his way, I called him a c you next tueday and he didn't like it much, the knob jockey.
Got one of those who works in the next road from me, he also has different colour reflective squares on his panniers, 2 tiny red lights above the tail end each side of the rear camera, a camera on his shoulder and a white lid with black and white cheque banding on it.
The giveaway is the yellow hi vis jacket he wears is just the same as builders use. :lol
In fairness people do tend to get out of his way though, even if it is a bit of a strange mentality, and I must confess I even moved out of his way once to let him pass, then felt a bit duped when I saw who it was. :bobby
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - fazersharp - 06-08-15
(06-08-15, 11:45 AM)darrsi link Wrote: [quote author=Jazoli link=topic=17546.msg206288#msg206288 date=1438841582]
Folk who wear hi vis jackets with pretend police stripes or even worse with POLITE on them, I did ask one particular cocksocket last weekend why he was wearing a POLITE hi vis, he responded that cars would get out of his way, I called him a c you next tueday and he didn't like it much, the knob jockey.
Got one of those who works in the next road from me, he also has different colour reflective squares on his panniers, 2 tiny red lights above the tail end each side of the rear camera, a camera on his shoulder and a white lid with black and white cheque banding on it.
The giveaway is the yellow hi vis jacket he wears is just the same as builders use. :lol
In fairness people do tend to get out of his way though, even if it is a bit of a strange mentality, and I must confess I even moved out of his way once to let him pass, then felt a bit duped when I saw who it was. :bobby
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That is bordering on the offense of impersonating a police officer. No wait it isnt bordering on - it is impersonating.