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Re: stuttering fzs 600 - CRH - 21-05-12
fingers crossed then red?? .....doesnt look like ade got round to trying his either?..wouldnt leave them soaking in petrol all night though??might fk em up?? :'( clive.
Re: stuttering fzs 600 - red98 - 21-05-12
yes i was thinking that as well....just waiting for someone to comfirm...thank you,now removed from petrol bath....yes ade`s gone a bit quite......sounds like hes got a low flow rate....no doubt a bit embarrased to talk about it on here :rollin :rollin :rollin
Re: stuttering fzs 600 - ade the blade - 21-05-12
booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !!! caught you :lol well here i am once again. freshly scrubbed arse and raring to go...........ooooeeeeerrrr missus. well, firstly many many thanks to everyone who participated and voted :rolleyes in my `count to 5` experiment. the end result.........................................................................thats right, none the bloody wiser :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol . no, in all honesty, i am more than convinced now that my pump is sh&gged, so a little peek at fleabay is on the cards methinks.
Re: stuttering fzs 600 - red98 - 21-05-12
ahhhhhhh........just as you thought it was safe ...............he`s back....... :rollin :rollin :rollin ...loads of cheap pumps on fleabay...good luck matey
Re: stuttering fzs 600 - CRH - 21-05-12
looks like the.....blade" saw red"..with that comment??....yea? crap i know?? :o
Re: stuttering fzs 600 - ade the blade - 21-05-12
(21-05-12, 08:28 PM)CRH link Wrote: looks like the.....blade" saw red"..with that comment??....yea? crap i know?? :oClive, take your tabs with a nice glass of warm milk and bugger off to bed !!!!!!! :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin passed your bedtime, naughty boy
Re: stuttering fzs 600 - CRH - 21-05-12
:'( ,,,,,,,,,,sorry! blood.................................. :z
Re: stuttering fzs 600 - ade the blade - 21-05-12
(21-05-12, 08:20 PM)red98 link Wrote: ahhhhhhh........just as you thought it was safe ...............he`s back....... :rollin :rollin :rollin ...loads of cheap pumps on fleabay...good luck mateythats right, gonna need a bigger boat.......can`t stay down with 4 barrels on `im :lol :lol .if they are that cheap why dont you treat me to one then? :rolleyes :rolleyes :rollin .got to agree with Clive, dont soak them too long. might damage the rubber. bit like carb cleaner, eats rubber.
Re: stuttering fzs 600 - ade the blade - 21-05-12
(21-05-12, 08:38 PM)CRH link Wrote: :'( ,,,,,,,,,,sorry! blood.................................. :z:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin cracking up here !!!!!!!!!!! :lol :lol :lol :lol
Re: stuttering fzs 600 - CRH - 21-05-12
got a spare diaphram if you end up needing one ade?
Re: stuttering fzs 600 - CRH - 21-05-12
just took it out me missis!!!! :eek ..... :rollin :rollin :rollin ...only kiddin!!...couldnt if i wanted????....she,s a tight c..t :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
Re: stuttering fzs 600 - red98 - 21-05-12
i could start a whip round.....ive dug deep and found two old pennies and a furry werthers original :rollin :rollin
Re: stuttering fzs 600 - red98 - 21-05-12
(21-05-12, 08:51 PM)CRH link Wrote: just took it out me missis!!!! :eek ..... :rollin :rollin :rollin ...only kiddin!!...couldnt if i wanted????....she,s a tight c..t :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
nice one clive.....and theres me thinking what use is one :rollin :rollin :rollin
Re: stuttering fzs 600 - ade the blade - 21-05-12
Clive mate, just read my different angle thread and saw your more than generous offer. really really appreciate that
. there still are some selfless people out there after all ( make the check payable to Ade Megabulge) :rollin :rollin :rollin thanks again matey. don`t think i`m in need of one just yet. maybe you could consider extending the offer out to Red also? ok maybe not........lets make the little shit suffer for a bit................low flow rate have I ? :lol :lol :lol :lol
Re: stuttering fzs 600 - CRH - 21-05-12
i was suckin one of those last time i visited .......muff valley? :lol ............hey? thats my fkr??????????????????????
Re: stuttering fzs 600 - ade the blade - 21-05-12
no no no no ..............stop it. stop it. i`ve had a sheltered upbringing lads. dont corrupt me with talk of soapy fish tanks and vicars handshakes :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin how has a thread on bolloxed fazers turned into smutty chat about womens genitalia ? :rolleyes :rolleyes what the hell..............who cares if her bike is arsed. this is more fun !!!! :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
Re: stuttering fzs 600 - red98 - 21-05-12
thats it no more.............fazer fixing,this banter is much more fun...just wish i understood it :rollin :rollin
Re: stuttering fzs 600 - Dead Eye - 21-05-12
(21-05-12, 09:07 PM)red98 link Wrote: thats it no more.............fazer fixing,this banter is much more fun...just wish i understood it :rollin :rollin
Completely agree... I think this is one of those moments where I'm told "You'll understand when you're older"
Re: stuttering fzs 600 - ade the blade - 21-05-12
(21-05-12, 09:07 PM)red98 link Wrote: thats it no more.............fazer fixing,this banter is much more fun...just wish i understood it :rollin :rollinthat makes 2 of us.......whats a tight c..t mate ? :lol
Re: stuttering fzs 600 - CRH - 21-05-12
hey, ade?.....just been thinking?
....whats the difference between a ...ride out on a exausted bike, and her indoors??????