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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - vinnyb - 17-03-17
You know? There really is no answer to that. LOL
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - tommyardin - 18-03-17
:lol
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - Billy Balthorpe - 18-03-17
I suppose you're right, that last one was a bit harsh, not all of 'em are snakes with tits, just the ones that obviously are.
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - vinnyb - 18-03-17
So... erm... anyone do anything nice this weekend?
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - mr self destruct - 18-03-17
On the subject of women....
Women who lose their daughter's swim suit and tell you at 11.00 the night before said daughter's lesson, and when you offer to help look tells you not to bother because she's looked everywhere, and then runs off the list of exactly where you needn't bother looking, but when you look in the very first place she said not to bother looking and find the swim suit (behind the radiator in the living room FYI), she gives you an almighty bollocking like it's your fault she lost it in the first fucking place.
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - Billy Balthorpe - 18-03-17
Obviously, you put it there!!
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - mr self destruct - 18-03-17
(18-03-17, 02:12 AM)Billy Balthorpe link Wrote: Obviously, you put it there!!
:rollin
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - Flooky - 18-03-17
yeah funny blokes women, aint they ?
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - Flooky - 18-03-17
And on that shopping trolley note....People who have a little biff in their car and leave them where they are to sort out details, blocking the whole road...."MOVE EM OUT THE WAY...." the police aint coming, no one cares , just exchange names and addresses and fuk off
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - red98 - 18-03-17
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And on that shopping trolley People who have a little biff in their car and leave them where they are to sort out details, blocking the whole road...."MOVE EM OUT THE WAY...." the police aint coming, no one cares , just exchange names and addresses and fuk off
This bugged me untill a few weeks ago , I used to moan like foc at people having a little knock , stopping on the spot and exchange details whilst holding everyone up :wall .........but a few weeks ago i had a minor knock in my cage , on a local junction that has just had its priority changed , i stopped to give way at the new juction and mr AUDI :rolleyes behind didnt realise the priority had changed and bumped Into me...the roads very narrow so i signaled to mr AUDI :rolleyes to pull into the car park opposite , i pulled in and mr AUDI :rolleyes shot of down a side road never to be seen again........so, in future iam going to be a right old foccer and stop on the spot......sorry FLOOKY
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - JoeyMcEssex - 19-03-17
Re -- "Anyone do anything nice..."
I went to see my Mum, Her first names Boa!! second name is C...... :lol
You know what I mean. Lol
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - tex - 19-03-17
(18-03-17, 03:40 PM)red98 link Wrote: [quotes quotes link=topic=17546.msg255883#msg255883date=1489842474]
This bugged me untill a few weeks ago , I used to moan like foc at people having a little knock , stopping on the spot and exchange details whilst holding everyone up :wall .........but a few weeks ago i had a minor knock in my cage , on a local junction that has just had its priority changed , i stopped to give way at the new juction and mr AUDI :rolleyes behind didnt realise the priority had changed and bumped Into me...the roads very narrow so i signaled to mr AUDI :rolleyes to pull into the car park opposite , i pulled in and mr AUDI :rolleyes shot of down a side road never to be seen again........so, in future iam going to be a right old foccer and stop on the spot......sorry FLOOKY
Happening a lot now, first thing I do get out of car take a pic of driver and number plate then pull to side street.
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - Freck - 19-03-17
(19-03-17, 02:50 PM)JoeyMcEssex link Wrote: Re -- "Anyone do anything nice..."Erm, no not really. :rolleyes
I went to see my Mum, Her first names Boa!! second name is C...... :lol
You know what I mean. Lol
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - fazersharp - 19-03-17
On the shopping trolley issue when people leave it in the middle of the isle and go off looking, I like to pop something random off the shelf into their trolley, or move it around the corner to teach them a lesson.
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - bludclot - 20-03-17
I'm pleased I'm not the only one. When people in front don't put dividers on the checkout conveyor I place a high value gift card in their goods before putting our lot ready for scanning....
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - fazersharp - 20-03-17
(20-03-17, 07:07 PM)bludclot link Wrote: I'm pleased I'm not the only one. When people in front don't put dividers on the checkout conveyor I place a high value gift card in their goods before putting our lot ready for scanning....Ha
There thing s ding that, its you who has to wait whilst the till person has to faff about cancelling it.
Again on supermarkets - people who decide they now dont want an item half way around and just chuck it where they are so you find a chicken ontop of a packet of cornflakes
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - Oldgit - 22-03-17
automated telephone messages which say "you have been called by a person from your local council" and when you try to phone them back on the number you get the same message---that fucks me right off.
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - maddog04 - 22-03-17
CaptainCazador
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - tommyardin - 23-03-17
(20-03-17, 08:36 PM)fazersharp link Wrote: [quote author=bludclot link=topic=17546.msg256034#msg256034 date=1490033274]Ha
I'm pleased I'm not the only one. When people in front don't put dividers on the checkout conveyor I place a high value gift card in their goods before putting our lot ready for scanning....
There thing s ding that, its you who has to wait whilst the till person has to faff about cancelling it.
Again on supermarkets - people who decide they now dont want an item half way around and just chuck it where they are so you find a chicken ontop of a packet of cornflakes
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Mmmmmmm one of my favourites raw chicken and cornflakes.
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - Freck - 23-03-17
(22-03-17, 11:16 PM)maddog04 link Wrote: CaptainCazador:lol Why's that then?