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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - Billy Balthorpe - 19-10-16
There are two kinds of people in this world, those with piles and those who are going to get them.
Did you get the PM Flooky ?
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - maddog04 - 19-10-16
(17-10-16, 08:31 PM)tommyardin link Wrote: [quote author=maddog04 link=topic=17546.msg243946#msg243946 date=1476698081]
daft emails
1st one.......email tarot card reading! WTF?
ah....(I see your name at the bottom, I'll go and google you/your family name etc)... its coming through, You are a male....I think you live in the North and you enjoy running and have done some charity stuff? blah blah blah......
2nd one.......own an acre of Mars for £9.99
who the foc owns Mars and if they ever do get to doing space flights, can you imagine the shit......excuse me but you're parked in my space, GET OFF MOI LAND!!!!
Some people really are too [size=2.65em]gullible[/size] to be true, a fool and his money is easily parted :lol
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The word 'Gullible' officially no longer exists, July 2016 it was remove from both the Oxford English Dictionary and the Standardised English Dictionary.
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well, if they can't be gullible then they're just plain old dickheads
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - Flooky - 19-10-16
[quote author=Billy Balthorpe link=topic=17546.msg244100#msg244100 date=1476882770]
There are two kinds of people in this world, those with piles and those who are going to get them.
Did you get the PM Flooky ?
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Yeah did now .thanks..good advice
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - fazersharp - 20-10-16
BBC reporting,
Just seen tonight's outside source reporting from the EU summit pointing from the back of a crowd of journalists ( "look at all of them clamouring, hordes of them ) then shows a camera view of Merkel through a crowd of cameras and arms and heads. Next back to the studio and says "now lets look at what the Chancellor was saying" and they they are with a camera right up front and centre WTF ! after they were just pointing saying look at them all.
How many focing BBC hacks are over there on a right little lovey jolly at tax payers expense.
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - lew600fazer - 20-10-16
Bikers who keep going on and on and on about Screens. This one is no good , tired of getting my head knocked about. We ride motorcycles for fucks sake. If you don't like the wind in your face , buy one of these fucking things.
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - Exupnut - 20-10-16
........or one of these..
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - darrsi - 21-10-16
(20-10-16, 09:43 PM)fazersharp link Wrote: BBC reporting,
Just seen tonight's outside source reporting from the EU summit pointing from the back of a crowd of journalists ( "look at all of them clamouring, hordes of them ) then shows a camera view of Merkel through a crowd of cameras and arms and heads. Next back to the studio and says "now lets look at what the Chancellor was saying" and they they are with a camera right up front and centre WTF ! after they were just pointing saying look at them all.
How many focing BBC hacks are over there on a right little lovey jolly at tax payers expense.
You should try the Daily Star, they know more about the worlds armed forces movements, World War 3, and meteor strikes that will end the world that you could ever imagine.
Add to that the younger "reporters" sole purpose on there is to highlight nipple slips, sideboob, underboob, booty and camel toe to any unsuspecting (or deliberate) woman they can shove a camera at.
And they couldn't predict a sandstorm in the desert, their weather predictions are simply consistently shocking beyond belief, so they have a tendency to do different reports on the same day of heatwaves, snowstorms, thunderstorms, drought and flooding in the hope that one of them will actually be correct.........and they still fuck it up. :rolleyes
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - DILLIGAFF - 21-10-16
GRRRRRRRR!!!!
In the car, entering a multi-storey carpark and I see a BMW approaching from the left on a right angle bend. Fortunately I stopped short of the bend as the beemer cut the corner (as expected) and pulled level with me, DRIVER ON THE PHONE !!!!Of course he could not see me as his hand was up to his right ear.
I looked at him and shook my head. His response was..........."You F***king c**t !!!"
There was a temptation to jump out of my car and explain to him the error of his ways and actually show him what a c**nt looks like but sooner or later he will learn the hard way.
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - YamFazFan - 23-10-16
Rival football supporters endless ribbing/banter on match-day evening in the pub :z :z :z
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - Graham53 - 24-10-16
Had enough of these in my area
Kids 8-15 riding around the streets / pavements / grassy areas on mini mx bikes no helmets no insurance no licence no respect and no skill scaring the shit out of pedestrians , grannies , dog walkers etc , giving out abuse and threatening honest decent folk that have had enough of it
Plod not got enough man power to deal with it and never come out if they're called
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - Fazer99 - 24-10-16
(24-10-16, 02:33 AM)Graham53 link Wrote: Had enough of these in my area
Kids 8-15 riding around the streets / pavements / grassy areas on mini mx bikes no helmets no insurance no licence no respect and no skill scaring the shit out of pedestrians , grannies , dog walkers etc , giving out abuse and threatening honest decent folk that have had enough of it
Plod not got enough man power to deal with it and never come out if they're called
But I bet if an adult member of the public decided to make a stand against the little shits, the police would very quickly have man power available to arrest the adult
top :wall
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - BBROWN1664 - 24-10-16
(24-10-16, 02:33 AM)Graham53 link Wrote: Had enough of these in my area
Kids 8-15 riding around the streets / pavements / grassy areas on mini mx bikes no helmets no insurance no licence no respect and no skill scaring the shit out of pedestrians , grannies , dog walkers etc , giving out abuse and threatening honest decent folk that have had enough of it
Plod not got enough man power to deal with it and never come out if they're called
Even if plod did have enough people to deal with the scumbags, they wouldn't do anything as the little cherubs aren't wearing a helmet so plod are not allowed to chase them incase they fall off.
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - Fazer99 - 24-10-16
(24-10-16, 08:23 AM)BBROWN1664 link Wrote: [quote author=Graham53 link=topic=17546.msg244340#msg244340 date=1477272829]
Had enough of these in my area
Kids 8-15 riding around the streets / pavements / grassy areas on mini mx bikes no helmets no insurance no licence no respect and no skill scaring the shit out of pedestrians , grannies , dog walkers etc , giving out abuse and threatening honest decent folk that have had enough of it
Plod not got enough man power to deal with it and never come out if they're called
Even if plod did have enough people to deal with the scumbags, they wouldn't do anything as the little cherubs aren't wearing a helmet so plod are not allowed to chase them incase they fall off.
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In that case just give them a good kicking and make out they had an accident on their motorbikes :lol :evil :lol
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - darrsi - 24-10-16
(23-10-16, 07:23 PM)YamFazFan link Wrote: Rival football supporters endless ribbing/banter on match-day evening in the pub :z :z :z
:agree
I've never been into football, so to say it becomes boring is an understatement. :z
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - Graham53 - 25-10-16
Something's got to be done about the little shits on mini bikes ,all the elderly folks now think all bikers are dickheads and are gonna ride on the pavements or graffiti bike life everywhere
I think plod should nick the parents as they bought the foccing bikes and they know the only places they can ride em is on the roads or the local green, surely that makes them an accessory or something.
Being half term it's even worse at the minute.
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - Fazer99 - 25-10-16
(25-10-16, 03:28 PM)Graham53 link Wrote: Something's got to be done about the little shits on mini bikes ,all the elderly folks now think all bikers are dickheads and are gonna ride on the pavements or graffiti bike life everywhere
I think plod should nick the parents as they bought the foccing bikes and they know the only places they can ride em is on the roads or the local green, surely that makes them an accessory or something.
Being half term it's even worse at the minute.
Get as much evidence as you can: reg numbers, photos, videos, witnesses etc and just keep bombarding the police get others to do the same thing as I was informed by a mate of mine who is an ex copper, that if they get so many people make a complaint then their policy states that they have to act on it and if they don't then take it higher up the chain of command and give them some shit.
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - Graham53 - 25-10-16
That's sounds like a plan , I've rung them before a few times but they don't do sod all , not totally blaming plod they've got enough to do with less of em to do it with , what's really frustrating is that it'll take someone to get run down by these idiots then they'll flood the area with police ossifers.
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - Fazer99 - 26-10-16
Cyclists with their flashing front light. Why the FOC does it need to be flashing your not at a FOCCING rave, had one this morning and nearly had a crash as it was messing with my sight and didn't see the car infront braking, luckly I had already slowed my speed due to my sight being thrown so I was able to stop without a bang.
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - YamFazFan - 27-10-16
Halloween.
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - red98 - 27-10-16
Trick or treat.....grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr