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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - tommyardin - 07-09-16
(07-09-16, 12:19 PM)fazersharp link Wrote: [quote author=tommyardin link=topic=17546.msg240967#msg240967 date=1473233488]Come on then you funny focers whats the name of the bread of dog, I will start with
Sweet puppy dogs, but, they been known to cause confusion.
GOLDEN retriever
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Mongolian Knob Hound
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - taylor - 07-09-16
English rugby fans moaning about the appointment of gatland as lions coach, give him a chance he only picked the welsh in 2013 on form. GRANDSLAM winners . this time England ,
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - Skippernick - 07-09-16
Really which ones are whinging?
What they wanted our great 8 game old coach to disappear for a year, dumb t*ats.
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - taylor - 07-09-16
exactly we should be the ones moaning loseing our coach. I thought you had won nine not eight.
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - Frosties - 07-09-16
(07-09-16, 01:11 PM)tommyardin link Wrote: [quote author=fazersharp link=topic=17546.msg240982#msg240982 date=1473247155]Come on then you funny focers whats the name of the bread of dog, I will start with
[quote author=tommyardin link=topic=17546.msg240967#msg240967 date=1473233488]
Sweet puppy dogs, but, they been known to cause confusion.
GOLDEN retriever
[/quote]
Mongolian Knob Hound
[/quote]
So one of these then Tommy - a Mongolian bird who can sniff out a cock at a thousand yards :lol
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - Skippernick - 07-09-16
(07-09-16, 07:12 PM)taylor link Wrote: exactly we should be the ones moaning loseing our coach. I thought you had won nine not eight.
Oh yeah forgot about the welsh drubbing, :lol
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - fazersharp - 08-09-16
Sports commentators that say
Booked their place
Crashed out
Shock defeat
Is there a sports commentator school that teaches these people that they must use these phrases
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - taylor - 08-09-16
how did you forget the welsh one, eng-er-land aint done us much in the last few years. beginers luck for eddie lol. good luck skipper I hope they take all your finest,.
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - Fazer99 - 09-09-16
*People that creep over the line at a red light but then don't pull away as soon as the light changes.
*Work vans parking on my drive thay aren't anything to do with my property, and when you finally find the driver and ask them 'nicely' to move they say "yeah! just give me 10 mins" (NO MOVE YOUR PIECE OF CRAP OFF MY DRIVE NOW!) :grumble
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - fazersharp - 09-09-16
Tatoo's that are just a block / paragraph of text
Today's "What Gets My Goat" - Exupnut - 09-09-16
(09-09-16, 09:43 AM)Fazer99 link Wrote: *People that creep over the line at a red light but then don't pull away as soon as the light changes
AGREE!!
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - fazersharp - 09-09-16
Postman delivering a load of junk leaflets folded over real post so that I mistakenly rip it in shreds and throw it at the door, and then have to crawl around trying to piece birthday cards and tenners back together
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - YamFazFan - 09-09-16
HGV drivers that block city centre roads whilst doing their deliveries at morning rush-hour, making everyone else late for work.
HGV drivers that use their size to intimidate and bully other drivers on the motorways.
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - Dave48 - 09-09-16
Car drivers "hogging" middle lane of 3 lane motorway
Car drivers that tailgate other motorists
Car drivers that speed along 30mph road then brake violently for GATSO camera then once past road markings speed again
4x 4 vehicles doing school run parking any old place-zig-zags? no problem
HGVs on dual carriageway overtaking other HGVs with a speed differential of 1 or 2 mph causing unnecessary delays/hold ups/frustration to other road users
Cars that drive in lane 1 of motorways at less than 65mph causing frustration to HGVs
And so on & so on....
crap personalised number plates
car/van/lorry/bus drivers using hand held phones
Cyclists who terrorise pedestrians by recklessly riding on pavements..
Feck it I m off to Wales to see the tractors & sheep! :lol
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - Dave48 - 09-09-16
How come I forgot to mention Motor Insurers? :eek
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - fazersharp - 09-09-16
(09-09-16, 04:22 PM)Dave48 link Wrote: Feck it I m off to Wales to see the tractors & sheep! :loltractors that chuck mud all over the road
sheep that barr all night keeping me awake
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - YamFazFan - 09-09-16
(09-09-16, 04:22 PM)Dave48 link Wrote: Car drivers "hogging" middle lane of 3 lane motorway
Car drivers that tailgate other motorists
Car drivers that speed along 30mph road then brake violently for GATSO camera then once past road markings speed again
4x 4 vehicles doing school run parking any old place-zig-zags? no problem
HGVs on dual carriageway overtaking other HGVs with a speed differential of 1 or 2 mph causing unnecessary delays/hold ups/frustration to other road users
Cars that drive in lane 1 of motorways at less than 65mph causing frustration to HGVs
And so on & so on....
crap personalised number plates
car/van/lorry/bus drivers using hand held phones
Cyclists who terrorise pedestrians by recklessly riding on pavements..
Yep agree. They are all very annoying.
Earlier today I joined the 2 lane motorway in front of an HGV. Heavy traffic in the outside lane.
After approx. a quarter of a mile I came up behind a car doing about 55 MPH. Still heavy traffic in outside lane, so no opportunity to overtake.
Said lorry comes roaring up about half an inch off my bumper flashing his headlamps. I still can't overtake the car in front.
Eventually the lorry overtakes (having the first opportunity, being at the rear of our 3 vehicle convoy).
He levels alongside my window and gives an extended blast on his air-horn, then carries on.
Unless he was auditioning for a re-make of 'Duel' I fail to see what the twats problem with me was :rolleyes
I appreciate what a difficult job it must be trying to manoeuvre a truck that size in motorway traffic and the vast majority are great drivers, but there is a few who lord it over everyone else simply because they are the biggest thing there.
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - BBROWN1664 - 10-09-16
Was it a tipper truck? They tend to get paid load bonuses so want to get there and back as quickly as possible.
Either way, a truck on a single carriageway road is not meant to go over 50mph.
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - YamFazFan - 10-09-16
(10-09-16, 03:51 PM)BBROWN1664 link Wrote: Was it a tipper truck? They tend to get paid load bonuses so want to get there and back as quickly as possible.
Either way, a truck on a single carriageway road is not meant to go over 50mph.
It was a container lorry.
The motorway was 2 lanes in each direction.
I was surprised at his speed. After he had overtaken myself and Mr Slowly in front of me 'Slow' accelerated to a steady 60MPH, but the truck was still pulling away from us both gradually.
I stayed back, reluctant to get alongside him. It was only a few miles to my turn-off and you never know what someone like that is going to do, do you.
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - darrsi - 10-09-16
(09-09-16, 05:18 PM)fazersharp link Wrote: [quote author=Dave48 link=topic=17546.msg241209#msg241209 date=1473434551]tractors that chuck mud all over the road
Feck it I m off to Wales to see the tractors & sheep! :lol
sheep that barr all night keeping me awake
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Have you tried counting them to help you sleep? :lol