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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - darrsi - 02-09-16
(01-09-16, 04:08 PM)MB61YAM link Wrote: people ragging on my Fazer 8, it has all the same parts as the 1000 but is missing 200cc, it does all I need and if 106 donkeys and 150mph isn't enough, tough titties
33% extra engine compared to a 600, for an extra 10mph.......wahay. :lol
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - YamFazFan - 02-09-16
Blokes that won't carry a handkerchief or tissues when they've got a cold and blow their nostrils out one at a time onto the pavement.
Disgusting.
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - darrsi - 02-09-16
(02-09-16, 02:55 PM)YamFazFan link Wrote: Blokes that won't carry a handkerchief or tissues when they've got a cold and blow their nostrils out one at a time onto the pavement.
Disgusting.
Oh don't, there's a young lad at my work who blows his nose but holds the tissue about 6 inches away from his face.
It's kind of impressive, but makes me heave.
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - maddog04 - 02-09-16
Life
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - Exupnut - 02-09-16
Come on Maddog....can't be as bad as that....your bike could be slow red ffs...
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - maddog04 - 02-09-16
my boxeye was red..............best colour of the lot
been listening to the rising by Springsteen and Biko by Gabriel
life's on the up 8)
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - Flooky - 02-09-16
Blokes that carry tissues when they got a cold.
:lol
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - slappy - 03-09-16
(02-09-16, 10:33 PM)Flooky link Wrote: Blokes that won't carry tissues when they got a cold.
:lol
Fixed that for you
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - YamFazFan - 03-09-16
This current trend for standing miles back from the counter in shop queues.
Yes it's polite not to stand right on top of the person at the front and to leave a suitable gap, but is 30 feet back really necessary!?
In fast-food restaurants now you have no idea who's already ordered or who's waiting to order :rolleyes
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - fazersharp - 03-09-16
(03-09-16, 01:59 PM)YamFazFan link Wrote: This current trend for standing miles back from the counter in shop queues.Oh yeh that one, just the other day I didn't know there was a cue cause the stood so far back so went straight up to the counter and got a "scuse me ther is a cue here"
Yes it's polite not to stand right on top of the person at the front and to leave a suitable gap, but is 30 feet back really necessary!?
In fast-food restaurants now you have no idea who's already ordered or who's waiting to order :rolleyes
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - slappy - 03-09-16
TV weather forecasters, daft cow today said we would have "angry rain" and "a spanner in the works". Sometimes I have watched the weather forecast and had no idea what the foc they are on about.
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - YamFazFan - 03-09-16
When you stop to fill up with fuel at one of those single lane pumps in the middle of the forecourt and you can see a car trying to squeeze past your bike whilst you're inside waiting to pay >:
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - fazersharp - 04-09-16
(03-09-16, 06:43 PM)slappy link Wrote: TV weather forecasters, daft cow today said we would have "angry rain" and "a spanner in the works". Sometimes I have watched the weather forecast and had no idea what the foc they are on about.I actually think the straight talking forecasts that they do now are a lot more accurate. Not quite but almost like this.
"its going to really piss it down but its one of those where its going to be just your focing luck if you get caught in one, some places will be just that missly stuff that gets you wet"
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - Snetter - 05-09-16
Acupuncture, it did nothing for my haemophilia.
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - Grahamm - 06-09-16
(03-09-16, 06:43 PM)slappy link Wrote: TV weather forecasters,
Similarly, ones who seem to think that the weather stops at 4pm and starts the next day at 8am as if nobody's going to be out after dark!
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - darrsi - 07-09-16
(04-09-16, 11:41 AM)fazersharp link Wrote: [quote author=slappy link=topic=17546.msg240782#msg240782 date=1472924582]I actually think the straight talking forecasts that they do now are a lot more accurate. Not quite but almost like this.
TV weather forecasters, daft cow today said we would have "angry rain" and "a spanner in the works". Sometimes I have watched the weather forecast and had no idea what the foc they are on about.
"its going to really piss it down but its one of those where its going to be just your focing luck if you get caught in one, some places will be just that missly stuff that gets you wet"
[/quote]
Your bike must tremble on days like that. :lol
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - tommyardin - 07-09-16
Sweet puppy dogs, but, they been known to cause confusion.
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - Skippernick - 07-09-16
:rollin
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - Fazer99 - 07-09-16
People driving big powerful cars at 30mph on a 60/70mph road and give you a scowling look when you overtake. They are usually the same FOCCERS that stay in the middle lane on the motorway when there is FOC all in the left lane.
&
ASSHOLES driving while on the phone.
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - fazersharp - 07-09-16
(07-09-16, 08:31 AM)tommyardin link Wrote: Sweet puppy dogs, but, they been known to cause confusion.Come on then you funny focers whats the name of the bread of dog, I will start with
GOLDEN retriever