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Re: pfucking load of crap - steve 10562cc - 10-03-19

As all food is measured in metric and a toilet pan and waste is imperial it follows that toilets should block every time we go for a number 2


Re: pfucking load of crap - fazersharp - 10-03-19

(10-03-19, 06:44 PM)steve 10562cc link Wrote: As all food is measured in metric and a toilet pan and waste is imperial it follows that toilets should block every time we go for a number 2
But an imperial flush is big enough to get rid but a stupid EU law 5 ltre is not enough on first go so after another try = 10ltrs its gone but that is more water than a standard imperial 1 flush 


Re: pfucking load of crap - tommyardin - 10-03-19

(10-03-19, 12:58 PM)slappy link Wrote: [quote author=tommyardin link=topic=25026.msg294252#msg294252 date=1552156884]
[quote author=slappy link=topic=25026.msg294193#msg294193 date=1552124482]
[quote author=Dudeofrude link=topic=25026.msg294189#msg294189 date=1552122646]
[quote author=tommyardin link=topic=25026.msg294187#msg294187 date=1552120670]
[quote author=slimwilly link=topic=25026.msg294139#msg294139 date=1552083034]


Did I tell you my sink got blocked today


Ahh !!!!  :eek
Now we are talking.  :lol
[size=1em]I am assuming it was the kitchen sink as these are the most likely sinks to block, although with saying that! Bathroom basin sinks and baths themselves not to mention shower tray traps can also block, but these usually block from a different reason.[/size]
[size=1em]Soap scum and human hair are the main culprits and cause of blockage in the last 3 mentioned above. Fat, food waste deposits and 2 Ltrs Dirty Engine Oil are the cause of kitchen sink blockages.[/size]
[size=1em]So the moral of this story is stop washing, bathing, taking showers and eating and use the kitchen sink for the purpose it was designed for, motor cycle maintenance.[/size]
[size=1em]There you go motorcycle related  [/size]
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The reason your sink is blocked is because it has an EU metric size plug hole, if it had a good old British imperial size plug hole and trap then it would be free flowing forever,  Brexit can not come too soon.
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Slappy that is bullshit and you know it, nothing to do with the metric/imperial plug hole is all to do with Fully Synthetic Oil.
I read somewhere that you should never ever put Fully Synthetic Oil down the kitchen sink because it coagulates and forms a thickish foaming sludge, and, as the waste pipe is only 1.25 inches it blocks, so it is the toilet pan for Fully Synthetic Oil as it has a 4 inch soil vent pipe and does not block so readily.
All other oils are fine down the kitchen sink and I have this on very good authority, and should you have a oil /sink blockage creosote is great at clearing it.  Big Grin
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Bullshit!  How very dare you!
That modern Fully Synthetic stuff  is made in litres, its metric so cannot go down an imperial size waste pipe, its an interference fit and thats why it just blocks up immediately.
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FUCK I think you might be right, should be OK after Brexit though. NNNNNOOOOOOOO[size=0.7em]oooooo[/size][size=1em]ooooooooooo[/size][size=1.45em]ooooooo[/size]


Re: pfucking load of crap - oldman - 10-03-19

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Re: pfucking load of crap - oldman - 10-03-19

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Re: pfucking load of crap - mtread - 10-03-19

Quote: FUCK I think you might be right, should be OK after Brexit though.
You're right, because with nowhere for it to go, we'll be knee deep in our own shit...... Aaaaaargh


Re: pfucking load of crap - His Dudeness - 10-03-19

This is a good site. It been good for years and has been a good laugh and helped a lot of people with their Fazer but General is full of crap now. The same few crappy nonsense threads everyday.


Re: pfucking load of crap - slappy - 10-03-19

(10-03-19, 09:13 PM)His Dudeness link Wrote: This is a good site. It been good for years and has been a good laugh and helped a lot of people with their Fazer but General is full of crap now. The same few crappy nonsense threads everyday.


Totally agree, we need some new crappy nonsense threads.
One about how crap this site is lately would be a good start.


Re: pfucking load of crap - coffee - 10-03-19

(10-03-19, 09:13 PM)His Dudeness link Wrote: This is a good site. It been good for years and has been a good laugh and helped a lot of people with their Fazer but General is full of crap now. The same few crappy nonsense threads everyday.
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just read what you want to and deaf the rest then. :\


Re: pfucking load of crap - Dudeofrude - 10-03-19

(10-03-19, 09:13 PM)His Dudeness link Wrote: This is a good site. It been good for years and has been a good laugh and helped a lot of people with their Fazer but General is full of crap now. The same few crappy nonsense threads everyday.

Yeah bit to be fair, if it wasn't for them crappy threads then this place would have been a ghost town all winter.
You need some 'general' type threads to keep forums going otherwise they only work when people need help/info


Re: pfucking load of crap - slimwilly - 10-03-19

If I pour cooking oil down the drain it would eventually block the drain,,


But what happens if I pour engine oil down the drain?


Re: pfucking load of crap - noggythenog - 10-03-19

(10-03-19, 09:53 PM)slimwilly link Wrote: If I pour cooking oil down the drain it would eventually block the drain,,


But what happens if I pour engine oil down the drain?

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this could be a new thread slim - "what engine oil do you recommend for my drain"


I recon Magnatec is best - I poured some down my toilet last year & I've noticed minimal skids - plus I got a pay rise that year - it's direct correlation



Re: pfucking load of crap - His Dudeness - 10-03-19

(10-03-19, 09:46 PM)Dudeofrude link Wrote: [quote author=His Dudeness link=topic=25026.msg294329#msg294329 date=1552248835]
This is a good site. It been good for years and has been a good laugh and helped a lot of people with their Fazer but General is full of crap now. The same few crappy nonsense threads everyday.

Yeah bit to be fair, if it wasn't for them crappy threads then this place would have been a ghost town all winter.
You need some 'general' type threads to keep forums going otherwise they only work when people need help/info
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I don't think it would have been a ghost town. There's plenty of people on everyday but I think a lot of people have got in the habit of posting in the same few threads all the time instead of starting new threads about different topics.



Re: pfucking load of crap - oldman - 11-03-19

Hi every one,ALL im saying is this is what a new member see's
YES your right a good laugh is good but for a dedicated bike siteFazer owners club-unofficial
you would expect to find stuff like ......!wheres the best greasy spoon cafe,pub meets,rallys ride outs club holidays camp sites
any body going to the bike show ? or some thing apart from ??????????????my sinks blocked ? realy good and funny that was ?/ the FIRST TIME  :rollin after 10  :z :z :z :z :z :z :z :z :z iv been on many sites and seen the same rubbish over and over again :'( :'( any way i shall not be coming back ....! ill find a biker site for bikers who wish to talk about the bikes,fix em,paint em ,RIDE EMyes i can here the CHEERS ALLREADY .... F+++  OFF ! but hay its your club your killing ....!!!!!!!!!!!!SO TO ALL IS SAY ,THANK YOU GOODEVERNING AND GOOD BYE  XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXhope you fix your SINK    Smile




Re: pfucking load of crap - BBROWN1664 - 11-03-19

(11-03-19, 07:45 PM)oldman link Wrote: but hay its your club your killing ....!!!!!!!!!!!!SO TO ALL IS SAY ,THANK YOU GOODEVERNING AND GOOD BYE  XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXhope you fix your SINK    Smile

On the contrary, its what keeps us going.
Anyway, you dont like it so foc-u.

I will block you now.


Re: pfucking load of crap - fazersharp - 11-03-19

(11-03-19, 07:45 PM)oldman link Wrote: Hi every one,ALL im saying is this is what a new member see's
YES your right a good laugh is good but for a dedicated bike siteFazer owners club-unofficial
you would expect to find stuff like ......!wheres the best greasy spoon cafe,pub meets,rallys ride outs club holidays camp sites
any body going to the bike show ? or some thing apart from ??????????????my sinks blocked ? realy good and funny that was ?/ the FIRST TIME  :rollin after 10  :z :z :z :z :z :z :z :z :z iv been on many sites and seen the same rubbish over and over again :'( :'( any way i shall not be coming back ....! ill find a biker site for bikers who wish to talk about the bikes,fix em,paint em ,RIDE EMyes i can here the CHEERS ALLREADY .... F+++  OFF ! but hay its your club your killing ....!!!!!!!!!!!!SO TO ALL IS SAY ,THANK YOU GOODEVERNING AND GOOD BYE  XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXhope you fix your SINK    Smile
You haven't got it have you. All the posts on here talking about sinks and crap are taking the piss out of YOU for joining a forum and complaining about pointless threads.

Anyway what happened to this then.
   
(22-08-18, 10:38 PM)oldman link Wrote: well thank you for that ! it just goes to show how good these sort of sites are ?
and the people on it ,would never of known that,
Autumn Orange ? iv seen alot of Fazers about but NEVER this color !
and i go to LOTS of bike shows and meets and spend more time in the carpark looking
at other peoples bikes than in the show,
looks like ill try to buy it ?just got to talk money  LOL



Re: pfucking load of crap - Dudeofrude - 11-03-19

(11-03-19, 07:45 PM)oldman link Wrote: Hi every one,ALL im saying is this is what a new member see's
YES your right a good laugh is good but for a dedicated bike siteFazer owners club-unofficial
you would expect to find stuff like ......!wheres the best greasy spoon cafe,pub meets,rallys ride outs club holidays camp sites
any body going to the bike show ? or some thing apart from ??????????????my sinks blocked ? realy good and funny that was ?/ the FIRST TIME  :rollin after 10  :z :z :z :z :z :z :z :z :z iv been on many sites and seen the same rubbish over and over again :'( :'( any way i shall not be coming back ....! ill find a biker site for bikers who wish to talk about the bikes,fix em,paint em ,RIDE EMyes i can here the CHEERS ALLREADY .... F+++  OFF ! but hay its your club your killing ....!!!!!!!!!!!!SO TO ALL IS SAY ,THANK YOU GOODEVERNING AND GOOD BYE  XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXhope you fix your SINK    Smile

What you don't seem to get is the fact that all of the stuff you mention there IS on the site, it's just under it's own category. Everything has it's own place. There are categories for each bike, racing, ride outs etc. The general part is anything goes


Re: pfucking load of crap - BBROWN1664 - 11-03-19

He wont be replying :rollin


Re: pfucking load of crap - ogri48 - 11-03-19

:lol :lol :lol


Re: pfucking load of crap - darrsi - 11-03-19

That was all a bit random and bizarre?