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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - darrsi - 08-07-15
(08-07-15, 08:57 PM)alan09 link Wrote: Some cnut walking around London with an IS flag draped over his shoulder and a kid sat on his shoulders waving a small IS flag just over a week after 30 British people were murdered on a beach in Tunisia by IS. The police said they can't do anything about it because he hasn't done wrong FFS.
+1 to that. :grumble
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - Freck - 08-07-15
(08-07-15, 10:00 PM)darrsi link Wrote: [quote author=alan09 link=topic=17546.msg202958#msg202958 date=1436385465]
Some cnut walking around London with an IS flag draped over his shoulder and a kid sat on his shoulders waving a small IS flag just over a week after 30 British people were murdered on a beach in Tunisia by IS. The police said they can't do anything about it because he hasn't done wrong FFS.
+1 to that. :grumble
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I think you'll find there'll be +quite a lot to that one :\ definitely me included
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - lew600fazer - 08-07-15
(08-07-15, 12:53 PM)Robbie8666 link Wrote: [quote author=lew600fazer link=topic=17546.msg202851#msg202851 date=1436308750]yeah supermarkets are open 24/7 but when I work away from home only time I get to do a food shop for the family is at a weekend. even on a Friday evening I'll go at 8-830 after I've spent time with my boys at rugby training and yes they are in Asda trying to decide which aisle to clog up and then they bump into Eric from across the road & have a natter in the narrowest part of the shop... they got cafe's for nattering in!!
People like Robbie who have no time for pensioners shopping, Supermarkets are open until 21.00 hrs some are open 6x 24 hours.
:lol
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So all us old folk should stay in so you can go shopping disrespectful I know but feck off :lol
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - darrsi - 09-07-15
(08-07-15, 11:10 PM)lew600fazer link Wrote: [quote author=Robbie8666 link=topic=17546.msg202900#msg202900 date=1436356387]yeah supermarkets are open 24/7 but when I work away from home only time I get to do a food shop for the family is at a weekend. even on a Friday evening I'll go at 8-830 after I've spent time with my boys at rugby training and yes they are in Asda trying to decide which aisle to clog up and then they bump into Eric from across the road & have a natter in the narrowest part of the shop... they got cafe's for nattering in!!
[quote author=lew600fazer link=topic=17546.msg202851#msg202851 date=1436308750]
People like Robbie who have no time for pensioners shopping, Supermarkets are open until 21.00 hrs some are open 6x 24 hours.
:lol
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So all us old folk should stay in so you can go shopping disrespectful I know but feck off :lol
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Apparently a lottery win, or ordering online can sort these issues out.
Replacing a loaf of bread with a loofah, 'cos it was close in the alphabet, can cause the odd argument but hey,nobody's perfect. :lol
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - Frosties - 09-07-15
(08-07-15, 08:57 PM)alan09 link Wrote: Some cnut walking around London with an IS flag draped over his shoulder and a kid sat on his shoulders waving a small IS flag just over a week after 30 British people were murdered on a beach in Tunisia by IS. The police said they can't do anything about it because he hasn't done wrong FFS.
And why the kid on his shoulders - so us decent people won't smack the shit out of him for doing it 'cos he has a kid with him. The spineless, wank stain, piss taking tw@ :grumble . On his own he'd be dog food.
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - darrsi - 09-07-15
(09-07-15, 08:05 AM)Frosties link Wrote: [quote author=alan09 link=topic=17546.msg202958#msg202958 date=1436385465]
Some cnut walking around London with an IS flag draped over his shoulder and a kid sat on his shoulders waving a small IS flag just over a week after 30 British people were murdered on a beach in Tunisia by IS. The police said they can't do anything about it because he hasn't done wrong FFS.
And why the kid on his shoulders - so us decent people won't smack the shit out of him for doing it 'cos he has a kid with him. The spineless, wank stain, piss taking tw@ :grumble . On his own he'd be dog food.
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Probably just a growth on his shoulder that came to life, they're generally a bit 'special'.
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - Freck - 09-07-15
(08-07-15, 11:10 PM)lew600fazer link Wrote: [quote author=Robbie8666 link=topic=17546.msg202900#msg202900 date=1436356387]yeah supermarkets are open 24/7 but when I work away from home only time I get to do a food shop for the family is at a weekend. even on a Friday evening I'll go at 8-830 after I've spent time with my boys at rugby training and yes they are in Asda trying to decide which aisle to clog up and then they bump into Eric from across the road & have a natter in the narrowest part of the shop... they got cafe's for nattering in!!
[quote author=lew600fazer link=topic=17546.msg202851#msg202851 date=1436308750]
People like Robbie who have no time for pensioners shopping, Supermarkets are open until 21.00 hrs some are open 6x 24 hours.
:lol
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So all us old folk should stay in so you can go shopping....
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Yep, that's the jist of it! :rollin
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - YamFazFan - 09-07-15
People that use the newspaper stands in supermarkets as a reading lectern :book, rather than picking the paper up and moving back a bit to flick through it >:
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - fazerscotty - 09-07-15
Surface Dressing - I am surprised, somewhat that this is the first "whinge" about Surface dressing.
It is the season and it strikes - randomly - and according to the signs can take a whole week to do 500yds!
And for those "lucky" enough - try following the "Convoy Vehicle" through on a freshly laid section. They go at less than the DVLA request of new riders doing their tests! On a moving surface.
There is generally little warning.............
And getting the tar spots off - don't get me started.....
And I agree - keep old people out of supermarkets - I mean why are they queuing at Morrisons in Cheltenham, to get in at 7AM? :rollin :rollin :rollin
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - Freck - 09-07-15
(09-07-15, 08:57 PM)YamFazFan link Wrote: People that use the newspaper stands in supermarkets as a reading lectern :book , rather than picking the paper up and moving back a bit to flick through it >:People who read the newspapers or magazines in supermarkets.......it's not a f@&king library!!! :rollin
If you want to read it then buy it yer tight bastids!! :lol
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - lew600fazer - 09-07-15
Freck use the corner shop you moaning git!!! :lol
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - nick crisp - 10-07-15
(09-07-15, 11:48 PM)lew600fazer link Wrote: Freck use the corner shop you moaning git!!! :lol
He would, but there was a queue of pensioners in their bathrobes and slippers in there
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - lew600fazer - 10-07-15
No Nick , it is usually some young ones still in there PJ's at 2 pm just out of bed and need a can of RED BULL and 20 Cigs to get them going.
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - HarryHornby - 22-07-15
I was spitting feathers yesterday evening.
Riding home on the M20 I overtake a woman, she's in the inside lane doing her makeup at 60 MPH. Bottle of foundation in one hand, applying it with a sponge in the other, squinting up at the rear view mirror to make sure she applied it right. :eek
Couldn't believe what I was seeing, stayed alongside her for a bit and sounded my horn, eventually she looked over, I pointed and shock my head in the hope she might realise what she was doing was so so stupid but no, I got the finger and told to fuck off (at least that's what I lip read).
I rode alongside her for a bit longer hoping she might stop knowing I was there but no! In the end I didn't fancy being on the end of her inevitable accident and rode off.
Wish I had a camera for moments like this I would love to send that sort of evidence to the police.
I tried to remember her number in my head to report her (bit of a waste of time because the police only do anything if they have two witnesses to the crime) but by the time I'd concentrated on changing lanes to pull onto the A249 I had forgotten it! DOH!
Do you know what made it worse, no amount of focing makeup was gonna make her look pretty...... :lol
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - fazersharp - 22-07-15
Insurance AGAIN
For the car this time Admiral multicar me and my daughter she is 22 and now has 2 years NCB yet the insurance has gone up - I am maxed out on my NCB and am 48 so I dont expect any reductions on those two accounts for me anymore but I would of thought at her age and with her adding another year NCB the insurance should be coming down.
I am sick of it every year having to spend time doing the rounds to find cheaper and then ring my current insurer to tell them for them to say "OH er ok MR Fazersharp lets have a look for you, hold the line I will just speak to my manager------- yes we can match that for you"
WHY DONT YOU FECKING JUST QUOTE ME THE BEST PRICE STRAIGHT THE WAY, cause im not a twat - im not just going to pay it without question so why insult me with a cheeky cash grab.
Im telling you this scam will be the next PPI
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - JoeRock - 22-07-15
(22-07-15, 11:28 AM)fazersharp link Wrote: Insurance AGAIN
For the car this time Admiral multicar me and my daughter she is 22 and now has 2 years NCB yet the insurance has gone up - I am maxed out on my NCB and am 48 so I dont expect any reductions on those two accounts for me anymore but I would of thought at her age and with her adding another year NCB the insurance should be coming down.
I am sick of it every year having to spend time doing the rounds to find cheaper and then ring my current insurer to tell them for them to say "OH er ok MR Fazersharp lets have a look for you, hold the line I will just speak to my manager------- yes we can match that for you"
WHY DONT YOU FECKING JUST QUOTE ME THE BEST PRICE STRAIGHT THE WAY, cause im not a twat - im not just going to pay it without question so why insult me with a cheeky cash grab.
Im telling you this scam will be the next PPI
Primarily because a lot of people are twats, and will just pay an increased price rather than shopping around!
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - dazza - 22-07-15
This really fucking winds me up. Popped into Greggs to get a couple of sausage rolls. Big sign on the counter(see pic).
Look round at the seating area and it's just a couple of chairs and tables plonked in the corner by the window penned in by a snaking queue of pikey women and badly behaved screaming kids...Really....You're going to charge me 20% extra for the fucking delightful privilege of sitting there looking up at a constant queue of the towns finest citizens. They don't even provide toilet facilities where you can piss on the floor in protest or at least wash your fucking hands.....FUCK OFF ! :grumble
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - fazersharp - 22-07-15
(22-07-15, 12:25 PM)dazza link Wrote: Popped into Greggs to get a couple of sausage rolls. a snaking queue of pikey women and badly behaved screaming kidsErrrr ----- you were there, what does that say.
I took lunch in a local park surrounded by butterflies that were attracted by the sweet aroma of my tiny little humus and watercress triangles
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - dazza - 22-07-15
(22-07-15, 03:39 PM)fazersharp link Wrote: [quote author=dazza link=topic=17546.msg204625#msg204625 date=1437564336]Errrr ----- you were there, what does that say.
Popped into Greggs to get a couple of sausage rolls. a snaking queue of pikey women and badly behaved screaming kids
I took lunch in a local park surrounded by butterflies that were attracted by the sweet aroma of my tiny little humus and watercress triangles
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:rolleyes You're such a bitch fazersharp. perhaps I should start eating little humus and watercress triangles........Oh wait, I can't, I don't have a vagina :lol
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - sinto607276 - 22-07-15
It's midweek on the Glasgow fair, the roads are relatively empty too, great day for a ride we thought
Foccin cage driver's when your out on a jolly with your mate and these idiots don't look in their mirrors :groan
The one that really annoyed us most....
Mondeo driver, both wing mirrors tucked in!
What the foc was that about?
She only had one foccin mirror to look in and she never even done that no matter how much we moved behind her!
How can you drive a cage and not realise that BOTH your foccin mirrors are not showing anything? Crazy people.
Ok, rant over, I feel good now, cheers