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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything - Grahamm - 15-12-21
Olaf the Viking is shopping at a supermarket when he comes across an old lady in a wheelchair, almost in tears.
"What's the matter?" asks Olaf.
"Oh," sobs the old lady. "I want to have a look at the frozen puddings but, as you can see, there are three steps down into the chiller cabinets."
"No problem," says Olaf, lifting her onto his back. "I'll take you."
Olaf strolls through the chiller cabinets with the old lady on his back. She selects several puddings and puts them in the basket he is carrying for her.
At the other end the old lady's husband is waiting with her wheelchair.
"I'd really like to thank you," says the old lady as Olaf sets her back down in the chair, "but I don't even know who you are!"
Olaf just waves and walks off.
"I was really worried about you," comments the old lady's husband. "What have you been doing?"
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" I've been through the desserts on a Norse with no name."
Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything - Grahamm - 16-12-21
:rolleyes
Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything - darrsi - 16-12-21
I'm guessing i'm not the only one who got this email?
What would this actually mean in real terms, more spam emails?
Dear Customer,
At Worlds End Motorcycles Ltd, we respect the privacy of your personal data, which is why we are writing to let you know about a data security incident that potentially involves some of your personal data. This does not include any card or payment information as we never store these details.
On Dec 10th, 2021, we were made aware of a potential breach of the data that we hold with our service provider.
The data accessed may have included the following types of personal information:- Email address, first and last name.
We deeply regret that this incident occurred. We are fully investigating the issue with our Service Provider to ensure that no such breach can occur in the future.
We have implemented additional security measures designed to prevent future attacks and to protect your personal information and the privacy of our customers. You do not need to take any action following this email.
Sincerely
The Worlds End Group
Wemoto and WMD-Online are trading names of the Worlds End Group
Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything - Grahamm - 16-12-21
:rollin
Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything - Grahamm - 16-12-21
Also:
Banbury cross : Cock horse
Amarillo - Ask if this is the way
Your door : Walk 500 miles
Dublin - Rocky road
Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything - Grahamm - 16-12-21
Mercedes have withdrawn their appeal against the result of the Abu Dhabi Grand Prix, so Verstappen is confirmed as the champion.
https://www.msn.com/en-ca/autos/autosracing/mercedes-withdraws-appeal-of-formula-1-season-finale/ar-AARS9Yi?li=AAggNb9
Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything - Grahamm - 20-12-21
:eek
Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything - Grahamm - 22-12-21
For the mathematicians out there...
Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything - Captain Haddock - 23-12-21
How close to the truth is this?
![[Image: post-182030-0-09673600-1640250228.jpg]](http://www.carpe-tdm.net/ipb/uploads/monthly_12_2021/post-182030-0-09673600-1640250228.jpg)
Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything - Grahamm - 23-12-21
Damn, two Oxfords and one Moderna, so I don't qualify
Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything - Grahamm - 25-12-21
Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything - Grahamm - 13-01-22
:rollin
Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything - beuleux - 14-01-22
(25-12-21, 12:59 PM)Grahamm link Wrote:Yeah let's give it a go, it might work you know ?
Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything - Grahamm - 02-02-22
Caption Competition... :rollin
Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything - Grahamm - 03-02-22
Which is more embarrassing? That he is naked, that he has a horses head or that he is riding a Harley?
Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything - Captain Haddock - 03-02-22
First man to pass US citizenship psychiatric test.
Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything - Grahamm - 03-02-22
Trump supporter on the way to their next rally.
Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything - fazerscotty - 03-02-22
Joe Biden's having a dream........
Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything - Grahamm - 09-02-22
:lol
Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything - Captain Haddock - 18-02-22
![[Image: post-182030-0-81845600-1645173841_thumb.jpg]](http://www.carpe-tdm.net/ipb/uploads/monthly_02_2022/post-182030-0-81845600-1645173841_thumb.jpg)