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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - red98 - 06-02-16
:lol :lol :lol ......not rachel,carole
:lol
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - darrsi - 06-02-16
(06-02-16, 10:40 AM)red98 link Wrote: :lol :lol :lol ......not rachel,carole
Oooohh, i can feel a mass debate coming on. :lol
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - Frosties - 06-02-16
(06-02-16, 10:40 AM)red98 link Wrote: :lol :lol :lol ......not rachel,carole
Nah, Lisa Riley :lol
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - fazersharp - 06-02-16
(05-02-16, 10:08 PM)crickleymal link Wrote: And that tosser on Countdown the other day who started every letter selection with "I'd like to see a consonant".That has to be the most intellectual goat get ever in the history of gotten goats
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - DILLIGAFF - 06-02-16
In conversations people who repeat the question.............
"You chop the onions finely and then fry them"
"Yes, I chop the onions finely and then fry them"
I JUST FUCKING SAID THAT !!!!
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - red98 - 06-02-16
(06-02-16, 12:14 PM)Frosties link Wrote: [quote author=red98 link=topic=17546.msg223567#msg223567 date=1454751605]
:lol :lol :lol ......not rachel,carole
Nah, Lisa Riley :lol
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nah, nah, nah, carole as she was.....not as she is now
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - Skippernick - 06-02-16
Having just driven 250 odd motorway miles in sh*te wet conditions the amount of f**k wits, with their day time running lights on but no rear lights, for F**k sake. And as for those who have no lights on at all :2guns :2guns
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - mr self destruct - 07-02-16
(06-02-16, 12:38 PM)DILLIGAFF link Wrote: In conversations people who repeat the question.............
"You chop the onions finely and then fry them"
"Yes, I chop the onions finely and then fry them"
I JUST FUCKING SAID THAT !!!!
Yeah, when people repeat what I just said back to me as a question, I change it just to fuck with them
Our fork lift driver does it all the time.
"Chris, I need those parts taking over to C Block before 10.00."
"You need those parts taking over to C Block before 10.00?"
"No I don't."
"But you just said..."
"Oh so you did fucking understand the first time!"
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - darrsi - 07-02-16
(06-02-16, 06:13 PM)Skippernick link Wrote: Having just driven 250 odd motorway miles in sh*te wet conditions the amount of f**k wits, with their day time running lights on but no rear lights, for F**k sake. And as for those who have no lights on at all :2guns :2guns
Have you noticed the sudden appearance of 4 or 6 headlights on as well, that blind the hell out of you if approaching over a bridge, or through your wing mirrors?
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - fazersharp - 07-02-16
(07-02-16, 02:24 PM)darrsi link Wrote: [quote author=Skippernick link=topic=17546.msg223616#msg223616 date=1454778797]
Having just driven 250 odd motorway miles in sh*te wet conditions the amount of f**k wits, with their day time running lights on but no rear lights, for F**k sake. And as for those who have no lights on at all :2guns :2guns
Have you noticed the sudden appearance of 4 or 6 headlights on as well, that blind the hell out of you if approaching over a bridge, or through your wing mirrors?
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Its those focing nissan jukes (micra on steroids ) that are the worse when they have the fog lights on as well you get 6 lights coming at you, its like fecking close encounters
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - YamFazFan - 07-02-16
When you open a bag of salt & shake crisps and the little salt packet is right at the bottom underneath all the crisps :wall
When you open a tin of mackerel with the ring pull top and it flicks the sauce everywhere just as the top breaks away from the can :wall
When you go to open a can of beer and the ring pull snaps off before it's opened the hole in the top :wall
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - Skippernick - 07-02-16
(07-02-16, 08:04 PM)YamFazFan link Wrote: When you open a bag of salt & shake crisps and the little salt packet is right at the bottom underneath all the crisps :wall
Easily solved, open the packet the other end. :pokefun
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - darrsi - 07-02-16
(07-02-16, 08:30 PM)Skippernick link Wrote: [quote author=YamFazFan link=topic=17546.msg223717#msg223717 date=1454871899]
When you open a bag of salt & shake crisps and the little salt packet is right at the bottom underneath all the crisps :wall
Easily solved, open the packet the other end. :pokefun
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Or buy Ready Salted........voila. :lol
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - Oldgit - 08-02-16
My people skills are fine , I just need to bone up on dealing with fuckin zoomers & fuckwits.
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - tommyardin - 09-02-16
'Tommy you get right up my goat' <<<<< that was said to me after a heated discussion on a building site with my Labrador one day.
That is why he is still a f-----g Labrador and not a tradesman. Anyway who the f--k told him about my affiliation with his goat? Bastards :evil <<< His Goat.
Very pretty.
LOL
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - Grahamm - 09-02-16
Twats like this idiot in Salisbury who decide that if all the car spaces are occupied, they can use the bike space instead :2guns
(Had I been staying longer than just to have a quick pee, I'd have parked in front of their car and blocked them in)
Maybe I should start carrying some extra sticky labels that are a bastard to peel off saying "Nice Motorcycle, Idiot!"
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - Skippernick - 09-02-16
(09-02-16, 08:39 PM)Grahamm link Wrote: Twats like this idiot in Salisbury who decide that if all the car spaces are occupied, they can use the bike space instead :2guns
(Had I been staying longer than just to have a quick pee, I'd have parked in front of their car and blocked them in)
Maybe I should start carrying some extra sticky labels that are a bastard to peel off saying "Nice Motorcycle, Idiot!"
Post the pic on parks like a cunt
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - tommyardin - 09-02-16
(09-02-16, 08:39 PM)Grahamm link Wrote: Twats like this idiot in Salisbury who decide that if all the car spaces are occupied, they can use the bike space instead :2guns
(Had I been staying longer than just to have a quick pee, I'd have parked in front of their car and blocked them in)
Maybe I should start carrying some extra sticky labels that are a bastard to peel off saying "Nice Motorcycle, Idiot!"
Why mess with a label grab yourself a small rattle can of shocking lime green spray paint :eek
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - Frosties - 09-02-16
(09-02-16, 11:30 PM)tommyardin link Wrote: [quote author=Grahamm link=topic=17546.msg223896#msg223896 date=1455046784]
Twats like this idiot in Salisbury who decide that if all the car spaces are occupied, they can use the bike space instead :2guns
(Had I been staying longer than just to have a quick pee, I'd have parked in front of their car and blocked them in)
Maybe I should start carrying some extra sticky labels that are a bastard to peel off saying "Nice Motorcycle, Idiot!"
Why mess with a label grab yourself a small rattle can of shocking lime green spray paint :eek
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Yeah......you could do a quick pic of a Kwak down each side so he complies
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - tommyardin - 10-02-16
sounds like a plan