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Re: pfucking load of crap - fazersharp - 09-03-19
(09-03-19, 09:35 AM)slappy link Wrote: My upper molar tooth implant fell out yesterday, is that bike related enough ?Well yes (and no ) Yes because it could of been caused by the much reported vibes at 5000 revs on the FZS600.
And NO because I am reminded that your signature states MT09
Re: pfucking load of crap - fazersharp - 09-03-19
(09-03-19, 10:41 AM)slappy link Wrote: The reason your sink is blocked is because it has an EU metric size plug hole, if it had a good old British imperial size plug hole and trap then it would be free flowing forever, Brexit can not come too soon.That's a good point. Reminds me of the good old proper British toilet flush until the EU made us all have all new loos stupid low water use small flush.
Re: pfucking load of crap - VNA - 09-03-19
Thank foc for metric. Though I’m from the confused generation. Schooled in metric growing up in an imperial world. 1986 I started my SSEB apprenticeship, first thing they told us was “forget all that metric crap they taught you at school, you’re now gonna learn the real system.”
I work in a power station where nothing was ever standardised. We have every common, every obsolete, every unusual and just about every unique fitting and threads known to man. It’s a foccin nightmare at times.
Oh the metric system how I love it’s beautiful logical simplicity. I often dream of working in a modern site with only metric fittings. How beautiful life could be.
Re: pfucking load of crap - mtread - 09-03-19
I've still got some Whitworth spanners...... just in case. Happy to loan them out VNA. Wouldn't want anything to go boom!
Re: pfucking load of crap - VNA - 09-03-19
I love Bahco Record shifters. But the management in their infinite wisdom decided they should be banned. Every tried going to a job with two sets of metric, two sets of AF and two sets of Whitworth in the hope you’ve got it covered. Madness.
Re: pfucking load of crap - mtread - 09-03-19
And a hammer. Don't forget to take a hammer.
Re: pfucking load of crap - VNA - 09-03-19
The 3lb one. Always in the Inst Tech's tool bag, ideal for calibration taps.
Re: pfucking load of crap - ogri48 - 09-03-19
(09-03-19, 02:08 PM)VNA link Wrote: The 3lb one. Always in the Inst Tech's tool bag, ideal for calibration taps.3lb lump hammer is the absolute minimum a hammer should be vna,we both know that!!! Anything less is just left wing lunacy gone mad! How the hell do you people sleep at night etc etc ..??
Re: pfucking load of crap - steve 10562cc - 09-03-19
Disagree 2lb lump hammer is big enough then you can swing it all day. If more than 2lb with a bit of effort swinging it is required, then we are into a whole new ball game and 7lb or 14lb sledge hammer is required. A 4lb lump hammer is for 3 hit wonders.
Re: pfucking load of crap - ogri48 - 09-03-19
Steve, I was trying to sound like a younger and stronger man than I am lol, and you called me out.
Busted...
Id no more use a 3lb lump nowadays than I would an 11inch work hard and starve....
:lol
Re: pfucking load of crap - tommyardin - 09-03-19
(09-03-19, 10:41 AM)slappy link Wrote: [quote author=Dudeofrude link=topic=25026.msg294189#msg294189 date=1552122646]
[quote author=tommyardin link=topic=25026.msg294187#msg294187 date=1552120670]
[quote author=slimwilly link=topic=25026.msg294139#msg294139 date=1552083034]
Did I tell you my sink got blocked today
Ahh !!!! :eek
Now we are talking. :lol
[size=1em]I am assuming it was the kitchen sink as these are the most likely sinks to block, although with saying that! Bathroom basin sinks and baths themselves not to mention shower tray traps can also block, but these usually block from a different reason.[/size]
[size=1em]Soap scum and human hair are the main culprits and cause of blockage in the last 3 mentioned above. Fat, food waste deposits and 2 Ltrs Dirty Engine Oil are the cause of kitchen sink blockages.[/size]
[size=1em]So the moral of this story is stop washing, bathing, taking showers and eating and use the kitchen sink for the purpose it was designed for, motor cycle maintenance.[/size]
[size=1em]There you go motorcycle related [/size]
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The reason your sink is blocked is because it has an EU metric size plug hole, if it had a good old British imperial size plug hole and trap then it would be free flowing forever, Brexit can not come too soon.
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Slappy that is bullshit and you know it, nothing to do with the metric/imperial plug hole is all to do with Fully Synthetic Oil.
I read somewhere that you should never ever put Fully Synthetic Oil down the kitchen sink because it coagulates and forms a thickish foaming sludge, and, as the waste pipe is only 1.25 inches it blocks, so it is the toilet pan for Fully Synthetic Oil as it has a 4 inch soil vent pipe and does not block so readily.
All other oils are fine down the kitchen sink and I have this on very good authority, and should you have a oil /sink blockage creosote is great at clearing it.
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Re: pfucking load of crap - oldman - 09-03-19
50 reply's OOOO YEAH ....!that proves the piont i made :lol :lol :lol :lol Shake the tree nuts will fall ,come on admin end my misery :b :b :b :b put and to my tiol,50 lashes and bread & water !OK I CONFESS it WAS ME that put the FAT in the sink ...!!!!!!!!so i now stand before my biker wonnabys ready to take my place in the
WE HEERBY BAN YOU FROM THIS EEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR BIKER SITE never to post or be contactedby the members from this day forward,
I ACCEPT THIS PUNISHMENT FOR MY BLASPHEMY :'( :'( :'( :'( and only one of you needed to use the FFFFFFFFFFF WORD ?????????? :eek :eek :eek :eek
Re: pfucking load of crap - ogri48 - 09-03-19
feller, are you pissed? I mean me and the missus have had a coupla glasses with the old spag bol tonight, it is Saturday night after all
Re: pfucking load of crap - noggythenog - 09-03-19
(09-03-19, 08:46 PM)ogri48 link Wrote: feller, are you pissed? I mean me and the missus have had a coupla glasses of spag bol tonight, it is Saturday night after all
I've never drank spag bol before Ogri, sounds interesting :lol
Re: pfucking load of crap - darrsi - 09-03-19
My sink is clogged too. :lol
Re: pfucking load of crap - fazersharp - 09-03-19
(09-03-19, 09:01 PM)darrsi link Wrote: My sink is clogged too. :lol:rollin
Re: pfucking load of crap - coffee - 09-03-19
(09-03-19, 08:00 PM)oldman link Wrote: 50 reply's OOOO YEAH ....!that proves the piont i made :lol :lol :lol :lol Shake the tree nuts will fall ,come on admin end my misery :b :b :b :b put and to my tiol,50 lashes and bread & water !OK I CONFESS it WAS ME that put the FAT in the sink ...!!!!!!!!so i now stand before my biker wonnabys ready to take my place in the
WE HEERBY BAN YOU FROM THIS EEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR BIKER SITE never to post or be contactedby the members from this day forward,
I ACCEPT THIS PUNISHMENT FOR MY BLASPHEMY :'( :'( :'( :'( and only one of you needed to use the FFFFFFFFFFF WORD ?????????? :eek :eek :eek :eek
all joking aside mate,maybe we drift off the bike subject now and again,nowt wrong with that IMO but if anyone has a bike related problem as I have on a few occasions, without acception it will be solved in a few hours/days.So before you start bad mouthing the site,have a good look around it first ay?
Re: pfucking load of crap - ogri48 - 09-03-19
(09-03-19, 09:00 PM)noggythenog link Wrote: [quote author=ogri48 link=topic=25026.msg294260#msg294260 date=1552160806]
feller, are you pissed? I mean me and the missus have had a coupla glasses of spag bol tonight, it is Saturday night after all
I've never drank spag bol before Ogri, sounds interesting :lol
[/quote].the secret is to not drain the water orf the spaghetti nogster…
Re: pfucking load of crap - darrsi - 09-03-19
(09-03-19, 10:17 PM)coffee link Wrote: [quote author=oldman link=topic=25026.msg294256#msg294256 date=1552158013]
50 reply's OOOO YEAH ....!that proves the piont i made :lol :lol :lol :lol Shake the tree nuts will fall ,come on admin end my misery :b :b :b :b put and to my tiol,50 lashes and bread & water !OK I CONFESS it WAS ME that put the FAT in the sink ...!!!!!!!!so i now stand before my biker wonnabys ready to take my place in the
WE HEERBY BAN YOU FROM THIS EEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR BIKER SITE never to post or be contactedby the members from this day forward,
I ACCEPT THIS PUNISHMENT FOR MY BLASPHEMY :'( :'( :'( :'( and only one of you needed to use the FFFFFFFFFFF WORD ?????????? :eek :eek :eek :eek
all joking aside mate,maybe we drift off the bike subject now and again,nowt wrong with that IMO but if anyone has a bike related problem as I have on a few occasions, without acception it will be solved in a few hours/days.So before you start bad mouthing the site,have a good look around it first ay?
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Not wrong there fella, it's a great site alright, without a shadow of a doubt.
Re: pfucking load of crap - slappy - 10-03-19
(09-03-19, 07:41 PM)tommyardin link Wrote: [quote author=slappy link=topic=25026.msg294193#msg294193 date=1552124482]
[quote author=Dudeofrude link=topic=25026.msg294189#msg294189 date=1552122646]
[quote author=tommyardin link=topic=25026.msg294187#msg294187 date=1552120670]
[quote author=slimwilly link=topic=25026.msg294139#msg294139 date=1552083034]
Did I tell you my sink got blocked today
Ahh !!!! :eek
Now we are talking. :lol
[size=1em]I am assuming it was the kitchen sink as these are the most likely sinks to block, although with saying that! Bathroom basin sinks and baths themselves not to mention shower tray traps can also block, but these usually block from a different reason.[/size]
[size=1em]Soap scum and human hair are the main culprits and cause of blockage in the last 3 mentioned above. Fat, food waste deposits and 2 Ltrs Dirty Engine Oil are the cause of kitchen sink blockages.[/size]
[size=1em]So the moral of this story is stop washing, bathing, taking showers and eating and use the kitchen sink for the purpose it was designed for, motor cycle maintenance.[/size]
[size=1em]There you go motorcycle related [/size]
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The reason your sink is blocked is because it has an EU metric size plug hole, if it had a good old British imperial size plug hole and trap then it would be free flowing forever, Brexit can not come too soon.
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Slappy that is bullshit and you know it, nothing to do with the metric/imperial plug hole is all to do with Fully Synthetic Oil.
I read somewhere that you should never ever put Fully Synthetic Oil down the kitchen sink because it coagulates and forms a thickish foaming sludge, and, as the waste pipe is only 1.25 inches it blocks, so it is the toilet pan for Fully Synthetic Oil as it has a 4 inch soil vent pipe and does not block so readily.
All other oils are fine down the kitchen sink and I have this on very good authority, and should you have a oil /sink blockage creosote is great at clearing it.
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Bullshit! How very dare you!
That modern Fully Synthetic stuff is made in litres, its metric so cannot go down an imperial size waste pipe, its an interference fit and thats why it just blocks up immediately.