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Re: Insults... whats your best? - evesdad - 15-07-16
If i had a face like yours I'd keep my head between my knees and teach my arse to talk.
Re: Insults... whats your best? - Bretty - 16-07-16
I have a few specific to women:
She has a face like a bulldog licking piss of a thistle.
and, she looks like my favourite porn star... Ron Jeremy.
Re: Insults... whats your best? - Frosties - 16-07-16
The one I save for wanker cyclists and drivers in London is.... "Have you always been a cock sucker...........or did daddy teach you"?
Re: Insults... whats your best? - fazerscotty - 16-07-16
Not forgetting......
Oxygen thief
Waste of a good white skin
Re: Insults... whats your best? - joebloggs - 16-07-16
Not an insult to myself but was round a friends earlier and his 14 yr old daughter asked if he liked the dress she had found for the party tonight, he replied "no"
I left at that point, I wasn't going to help him dig himself out of that one lol
Re: Insults... whats your best? - polecat 1 - 20-07-16
A mate at work a few years back was getting a bollocking off one of the bosses, he put his hand in his pocket, pulled a handful of change out and said "Here's 10p, go ring someone that gives a fuck". He got laid off not too long afterwards, strangely enough.
Re: Insults... whats your best? - Dazlightyear - 21-07-16
spunk-bubble, tends to sum someone up perfectly..lol
Re: Insults... whats your best? - fazerscotty - 21-07-16
(21-07-16, 04:02 PM)Dazlightyear link Wrote: spunk-bubble, tends to sum someone up perfectly..lol
And not forgetting "Balding Wank Splat"
Re: Insults... whats your best? - Billy Balthorpe - 23-07-16
The simple term "Fucknuts" is usually sufficient.
Re: Insults... whats your best? - caretaker - 23-07-16
how about 'dilligaff badge wearing cock'. i save that one for my yearly 'ride to the wall' outing...
Re: Insults... whats your best? - Billy Balthorpe - 23-07-16
Theres a comeback I use when someone calls me Fuckface.
Fuckface, yeah I like that one (insert guys name here), i'll have to remember that one the next time I'm climbing off your Mum.
Shamelessly stolen from Snatch.
Re: Insults... whats your best? - DILLIGAFF - 24-07-16
I was playing pool with a friend one time way back when it was 50p a game. I checked my change and had no 50p coins, so I asked if he had one. He threw a 50p. coin on the table with the words..........." Here, buy yourself a personality!"
In a rare moment of inspiration I threw 20p. back at him and said..........." Here's your change, I bought one like yours"
Re: Insults... whats your best? - lew600fazer - 30-07-16
Today!!! my insurance quote for my MT-09 just under €600 fucking euro. Full no claim. I have never had a claim in my 50+years of riding bikes. Phoned the twats up and asked WTF! that is 100% increase since last year. Some oriental gentleman says , well sir you are now nearing 68 years of age do you not think it was time to stop biking. I am booked on the next flight to Bombay, cheeky bastard. :eek
Re: Insults... whats your best? - Slaninar - 30-07-16
Telling people in a calm tone to take a bath seems to piss most of my countrymen off. When I really want to provoke someone to a fight, that usually does it.
