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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - DILLIGAFF - 25-01-16
In a line of slow moving traffic and saw a young girl waiting to pull out of a side road. Stopped to let her out, she pulled out in front of me..............THEN STOPPED TO ANSWER HER FUCKING PHONE !!!!!!!!!
Gave her a blast on the horn, she moved forward about a foot AND CARRIED ON TALKING !!!!!
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - maddog04 - 25-01-16
when you're in the cage and in lane 2 of 2 thinking you'll now make good progress past the HGV in lane 1......only for the cager twat infront who decides at the very last minute to put his indicator on to turn right, leaving you stuck and watching lane 1 disappear.......GGRRR
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - darrsi - 02-02-16
People who simply don't have the brains to turn their phone horizontally when filming something, so instead of getting a full width landscape view you end up with that stupid portrait strip in the middle with large portions of blanked out sides, resulting in a really shit piece of annoying filming.
How difficult can it really be for fucks sake? :rolleyes
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - crickleymal - 02-02-16
Or when they're trying to sell something and post a picture of it but the picture's upside down. How do they do that? And if you comment they say "I don't understand technology"
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - fazersharp - 02-02-16
(02-02-16, 10:30 AM)crickleymal link Wrote: Or when they're trying to sell something and post a picture of it but the picture's upside down. How do they do that? And if you comment they say "I don't understand technology"On the same subject, looking at a picture of somthing you want to buy -- click on it for a bigger picture ---- and up pops one exactly the same focing size :wall
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - darrsi - 02-02-16
(02-02-16, 10:43 AM)fazersharp link Wrote: [quote author=crickleymal link=topic=17546.msg223232#msg223232 date=1454405455]On the same subject, looking at a picture of somthing you want to buy -- click on it for a bigger picture ---- and up pops one exactly the same focing size :wall
Or when they're trying to sell something and post a picture of it but the picture's upside down. How do they do that? And if you comment they say "I don't understand technology"
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Or even smaller in the corner......
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - tommyardin - 05-02-16
(12-08-15, 09:48 PM)fazerscotty link Wrote: Todays....
Personalised number plates? - I mean why - its a Peugeot!
(However, whoever has FAZ 3R please get in touch :rollin :rollin :rollin )
Or FZS 600 would do me
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - Frosties - 05-02-16
(05-02-16, 01:33 AM)tommyardin link Wrote: [quote author=fazerscotty link=topic=17546.msg207041#msg207041 date=1439412523]
Todays....
Personalised number plates? - I mean why - its a Peugeot!
(However, whoever has FAZ 3R please get in touch :rollin :rollin :rollin )
Or FZS 600 would do me
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You could have BJ08 PLS for the poofs car MR2 ragtop Tommy :lol
orrrrrrrrr KN08 ROT, BA11 BAG. And yeah.....I know mine is T055 ER S
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - NorthWestern - 05-02-16
People who Americanize themselves on forums, talking about riding on the freeway and buying things for a few hundred bucks then hollar at people when they ask which state they live in.
Just my two cents...
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - fazersharp - 05-02-16
Same everywhere now people saying "can I get" -- a bigmac. ..................er no you can have one and I will get it for you.
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - joebloggs - 05-02-16
Another annoying one is 'can you borrow me'
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - crickleymal - 05-02-16
People who start every sentence with "So". And that tosser on Countdown the other day who started every letter selection with "I'd like to see a consonant".
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - Exupnut - 05-02-16
Tossers who watch countdown lol
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - slimwilly - 05-02-16
people whe drive white transit vans,,,i am going steady down a very steep single lane hill,van comes around the corner,,i brake and skid 60 yds into the front of the bastard,,he had long enough to select reverse and fuck off, I think we even speeded up at one place, wet,slippy,wornout road surface
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - taylor - 05-02-16
the wanker on the pushbike who went under my car scratching it,
. but he was in the iron man tenby, so I didn't comment he was on the wrong side of the road on a blind bend, ffs,.
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - red98 - 06-02-16
people who use the word "like" far too often ......people talking bo**ocks and then say "do you know what i mean" at the end ..........er,no,because your talking bollocks :wall
tossers who countdown to the time when they can criticize other foccers :rolleyes :pokefun [size=78%] [/size] :lol
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - Frosties - 06-02-16
People who park their cars on overhead motorway bridges to watch the traffic. Every bastard slows down 'cos they think it's plod.
What the feck is interesting about watching fecking motorway traffic :grumble
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - Frosties - 06-02-16
Whilst i'm on - ACRONYMS!!! WTF is that all about eh?
Every bastard meeting I go to with different companies, they all have their own full list of wank stain acronyms which they use every feckin time at every opportunity. Me - I have to learn about a dozen full sets of acronyms. Complete bunch of EIFOS's (Educated Idiots Full Of Shit) :wall
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - darrsi - 06-02-16
(06-02-16, 09:25 AM)Frosties link Wrote: People who park their cars on overhead motorway bridges to watch the traffic. Every bastard slows down 'cos they think it's plod.
What the feck is interesting about watching fecking motorway traffic :grumble
They're probaly shooting a porno over the bonnet, what you see is the lookout.......apparently. :lol
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - Exupnut - 06-02-16
(06-02-16, 09:08 AM)red98 link Wrote: tossers who countdown to the time when they can criticize other foccers :rolleyes :pokefun [size=78%] [/size] :lol
Hehehe....errrrrr......tossers who critisize other tossers for critisizing tossers who watch countdown (while tossing over Rachel Riley) ;-)