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Re: Insults... whats your best? - Robbie8666 - 14-07-16

(13-07-16, 02:11 PM)HarryHornby link Wrote: I heard someone get called Thrush once, I asked why, it's because he was an annoying cunt  :rollin

yeah I know a bloke called thrush for same reason!
also kids father gets called ankle as he is 2 foot lower than a c*nt !!

for an ugly female they get called crocodillopigs!!
or BOBFOC's lol

Re: Insults... whats your best? - TOADY - 14-07-16

Fuck nugget and moomin are my two most used insults. Muppet face and fucktard are also utilised. Plus I'm  a teacher so we use the word FOCUS alot when talking about annoying pupils. It stand for "fuck off cunt your stupid " the ironic thing is that we have motivational posters tell the kids to focus.

Re: Insults... whats your best? - maddog04 - 14-07-16

cunt
fuckwit
bellend

the thick cut loaf is a good un as is the reply to someone calling you fat......its coz every time I fuck your Mrs she throws me a biscuit

Re: Insults... whats your best? - Fazer99 - 14-07-16

'Cunt' and 'Asshole' are normal weapons of choise but sometimes I blend them together to make 'Cunting-Asshole'  :lol

I've used 'Fucktard' a few times and I'm going to have to add 'Cockwomble' to the arsonal as that word just makes me chuckle  :lol

Re: Insults... whats your best? - locksmith - 14-07-16

(13-07-16, 09:32 PM)bri h link Wrote: I was once mistaken for a totenham fan :eek .


:eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek

Re: Insults... whats your best? - kitcrazy - 14-07-16

Turd burglar cock jockey Shit stabbing twat  Wink                       

Re: Insults... whats your best? - crickleymal - 14-07-16

Joking around with my wife once when we were a bit short of cash. She said "I suppose I'm going to have to stand on the street corner again" My response "Nah, we'll get done for littering".
I still walk a bit funny even to this day.


Re: Insults... whats your best? - Exupnut - 14-07-16

(14-07-16, 04:41 PM)kitcrazy link Wrote: Turd burglar cock jockey Shit stabbing twat  Wink                     
Was always a bit worried about u Mel

Re: Insults... whats your best? - kitcrazy - 14-07-16

thats not what you said the other day gorgeous Wink

Re: Insults... whats your best? - HarryHornby - 14-07-16

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Re: Insults... whats your best? - HarryHornby - 14-07-16

(14-07-16, 09:15 AM)TOADY link Wrote: Fuck nugget and moomin are my two most used insults. Muppet face and fucktard are also utilised. Plus I'm  a teacher so we use the word FOCUS alot when talking about annoying pupils. It stand for "fuck off cunt your stupid " the ironic thing is that as a teacher, I don't know the difference between your and you're.


There, I fixed that for you.  :rollin :pokefun

Re: Insults... whats your best? - TOADY - 14-07-16

(14-07-16, 08:03 PM)HarryHornby link Wrote: [quote author=TOADY link=topic=20566.msg237099#msg237099 date=1468484152]
Fuck nugget and moomin are my two most used insults. Muppet face and fucktard are also utilised. Plus I'm  a teacher so we use the word FOCUS alot when talking about annoying pupils. It stand for "fuck off cunt your stupid " the ironic thing is that as a teacher, I don't know the difference between your and you're.


There, I fixed that for you.  :rollin :pokefun
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Cheers buddy. I teach construction though.  So only need to know how to spell paint. Wood and bricks  Smile

Re: Insults... whats your best? - taylor - 14-07-16

the boy,s I work with have said I say.          I am be polite here but shut up before I knock you out.  I have never heard my self say this.  just normal conversation,???

Re: Insults... whats your best? - Exupnut - 14-07-16

(14-07-16, 06:39 PM)kitcrazy link Wrote: thats not what you said the other day gorgeous Wink
AHA!!! Sooo....ur Mrs can't keep a secret....

Re: Insults... whats your best? - robby boy - 14-07-16

I call Derek that works with our engineers "Dick", just cos he is one, he's never corrected me on it in the 3 years he's worked with the firm  :lol

Re: Insults... whats your best? - fazerscotty - 15-07-16

I have been known to call other engineers "Ring Tailed Lemurs" or "Gibbons" when there has been a fixable cock up.
Otherwise "Shit for brains", "Missing Link" and "Not the shiniest tool in the shed are we?" normally suffice.

However, when out on the open road...............................


Re: Insults... whats your best? - GH600 - 15-07-16

Tnuc  Wink

Re: Insults... whats your best? - clayt74 - 15-07-16

Kinda like; you're a sandwich short of a picnic.
It's not rude highlights inadequacies

Re: Insults... whats your best? - slappy - 15-07-16

Plain old " tosser" works every time for me.

Re: Insults... whats your best? - sadlonelygit - 15-07-16

best part of you dribbled down yo momma's leg

you're a walking advert for contraception/abortion

did they throw away the baby and name the afterbirth

thrombo........a slow moving clot

thrush..........an irritating cnut

aw bless, you ARE special..........needs to have just the right intonation